Gus Gungus
One Thousand Club
Watts, indeed, did not have a copious amount of experience with the fairer sex, but that was less for lack of trying and more for lack of interest when there were so many other problems and mysteries to solve; he wasn't entirely immune to their charms, and his face wasn't as stoic as it could be, but when Tyrian found himself interrupted by another old friend, Watts took the moment to walk back over to Emerald with a smile that didn't quite reach sincere.
"I know you and your team don't want to rejoin this little clusterfuck of a war, nor do I blame you; I'm not even sure we should be dragging Tyrian along with us, nor am I sure how good of an idea it was that Cinder just wandered off to find Neo, but-"
"If your boss or anyone else tries to take this, regardless of the consequences, I am going to shoot them. Fair warning."
Well, that still didn't really work. Meh. Worth a shot.
"Woooow, you got fun in Atlas. You know, chief, one day you're gonna hit puberty and some nice, dorky girl's gonna actually manage to pull a normal conversation outta you. Word of advice? Wife her."