Gus Gungus
One Thousand Club
By the second c'mon., Yang's face was almost entirely buried into the back of her knees, only her eyes visible to lever Qrow with a withering glower, her words almost enough to make it intimidating despite how very clearly she was trying to cover an absolutely horrified blush.
"Just because you're the twin I actually like doesn't mean I won't push you out that window old man. Can we focus up here?"
Unfortunately for his niece, her risk-taking and dumbass streaks were generous donations from both sides of her gene pool, not just the Xiao Long half.
"Just so long as you promise to stay focused up in there. You remember that story I told you and your sister at Beacon about being brought down by the length of a gal's skirt? Beginning to worry that may be a hereditary weakness."
As was her capacity for pushing her luck.
Yang let her head tilt back upwards to rest against the wall, her gaze guarded but thoughtful as she listened to Qrow talk.
"...Yea. I know its wouldn't be fair or even right to risk everyone if this was just to save one person. And I won't pretend helping Weiss isn't the reason I wanna go. But its not just that. This is a chance for us to finally do something besides running and hiding and trying to just stay one step ahead of being crushed. Its a chance to hit back for once."
She allowed herself a small smirk, and as tired as it looked their was a bit of the Xiao Long fierceness in her eyes as she continued
"Never been any good at passing those up, y'know? Even when it is risky, stupid, and borderline suicidal. Though hey-" She added, her tone finally lightening the slightest amount "-if you've got a more thorough plan kicking up in that bird brain to make any of those adjectives less accurate, I'd wanna just clarify that I'm just a risk taker and stupid, not suicidal"
"And I'm drunk. This'll be great. Now pick your sorry butt up off the floor you wrecked, drink that water and eat your soup before it goes cold," Qrow growled, sliding off the window to stand up, stretch his legs and pace back towards the center of the room with hands in pockets. His manner of giving pep talks had never necessarily been the most conventional, or even peppy; Came with the territory of growing up in a bandit compound.
But it was sincere, and apparently so were his intentions of doing this as he rummaged around in a few drawers looking for sundries and found something even better, coming out with two fistfuls of chess pieces. Wherever Yang was sitting by this point, he ambled over and dropped to one knee, splaying them out.
"Kay. So we got priority number one; Ozpin. Weiss. Ozwen. Whatever."
He held up the white king demonstratively, pinching it between thumb and forefinger before setting it down separate from the pile.
"Two Ravens."
He fished out both black rooks, likewise giving them their own space.
"Me. You. Ruby." The black bishop, knight, and queen all followed suit, having a pair of silver eyes in the mix being of particular import. The huntsman's brow creased in momentary contemplation, then he added the second knight and bishop to the group, respectively. "Maybe Nora and Penny. Much as I might hope we get a couple more takers, we can't expect anyone from this world to volunteer themselves for such a dicey play. 'Specially the maiden and her pals. This may be the best shot at Ozpin they're ever gonna get, but they might not all see it that way. I'm already picturing a few snarky insinuations from that Watts kid that all this is just you not being able to let go of Weiss. And that tacky broad who ran with Torchwick—been meaning to ask—why the hell is she even here? Does she actually plan on helping?"
He shook his head with a derisive snort, tossing a black pawn in with the rest only half-jokingly. If someone like her thought she could just piggyback off their blood, sweat and tears and get a free ride back to their own Remnant, she had another thing coming. Far as he was concerned, she could put in the work or get the hell out of here. Up to her.
"So we got us; some kinda suicide squad. Then we got Oz's pieces."
Two pale horses, a bishop, and both rooks were all arrayed in a loose circle around the white king representing Oz, a grim edge creeping into Qrow's bearing.
"If this all played out the way I'm imagining, I'd guess... the other you. Blake. This world's Ren probably still has a score to settle with me, and then there's those two beefy Shadow Fang goons from Weiss's office. What were their names again? Bebop and Rocksteady?"
He had to throttle a good snicker to himself at that, forcing himself to press on.
"Could be more, could be less. And then, of course—" He dumped the remainder of the black pawns into a miniature garrison around the circle of white, not bothering to arrange them out neatly. "—the Grimm. That's gonna be your sister's job. I know this place is getting to her, but her control over her silver eyes seems stronger than ever. Hopefully it's not asking too much."
There was a hint of worried shakiness in his exhale, but he quickly squashed it.
"So. First thing's first; we get the two relics the hell away from wherever we're staging this. Watts is somehow even more of a know-it-all pain in the ass than your team's W was at Beacon, but his brain makes him a pretty solid choice for that. Plus he's prolly sunk thousands of hours into capture the flag games. The frickin' dweeb."
He was just on fire with these burns today.
"The whole key to success here, though, is your mom and her double. Oz must know all about this world's Raven; her connection to his creepy Yang. Hell, if Ray was in any way as active a thorn in his side here as I was for Salem back home, it wouldn't surprise me if the whole reason he infested the Tribe as badly as he did..."
He trailed off, words ending in a disquieted huff. He just... really didn't want to think hard about the implications there. He'd been actively avoiding it for months, and he wasn't about to start now. Instead he took a swig from his flask.
"Was doing some digging during that fiasco in Atlas. Oz found the other you when she was pretty young; bout Ruby's age when she started at Beacon, I think. Before Blake, Weiss... even before the Red Masque, there was Dragon." He didn't look at Yang while he said that, tone of voice just a shade too neutral to be anything other than forced. "The thought of Raven opening a portal to her has gotta be something he's been prepared for all these years. Hell, I'm sure nothing would've made him happier. He'll be ready for it. But tonight... If he really is weak..."
There was a flurry as he reorganized the pieces, first isolating one of the white horses—Dragon—and placing the black rook next to it, signifying Raven's appearance via portal. Most of the remaining black pieces appeared alongside her, surrounding Dragon and prompting the other white pieces clustered around Oz to go join the fray, one by one. Her fellow knight, then the rooks, then the bishop. That left the white king alone, save for his loyal garrison of Grimm.
"...Oz is a chess player. Always has been. He knows the risk if a force moves against him while he's this vulnerable, and it's not one he's gonna be willing to take. So he'll send his pieces to take care of it, hunker down somewhere and assume he can cruise through this on autopilot. Except—"
The second black rook moved into position.
Beside Oz.
"—He doesn't know our Raven and him are bonded now. I doubt even Weiss knew. Honestly, not sure I even have a full picture of what the hell happened there myself, but I'll take it. You might've guessed by now, but this is where we come in."
The black queen, knight, and bishop—Ruby, Yang, and himself—all took up position around the rook. The queen moved first, sweeping through the Grimm pawns like a hurricane and eliminating them en masse, which left the other three with ample opportunity to converge on the white king, surrounding it. Only then did he finally glance back up at Yang, checking to see if she was still paying attention. And if she was drinking her soup.
"You catch my drift? Good plan or drunk plan? You got anything to add, feel free to shout it out."
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