Schnee Corp Lawyer
STILL not over Birthright's ending
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The only thing that could really be said about the looks on their faces was that it was very, very hard to tell if they were genuine. A subtle squint in Merc's eyes signaled Emerald to take the lead since cons were kind of her thing, and a subtle squint back told Mercury to go screw himself in case this guy was telling the truth. Regardless, they fell into an effortless routine a second later.
"...No, that's okay."
"Yeah, that's good enough for us, man. See, my partner and I came up with a proposition we thought a low-rent thug with his foot caught in a bear trap, namely you, might be interested in. A lot's changed in the one day since we hauled you in here. Almost feels like it's been months. We walked into this bar a couple of bounty hunters; Now? We pretty much call the shots around here."
"Yeah. And being the ones calling the shots makes us a lot like... magicians. You know?"
"You like magic, guy?"
"And being magicians means we can make stuff like that bounty on your head... Disappear."
She waggled her fingers, and the bars on Lupin's cell all vanished right before his eyes. If he tried to walk out he still found himself getting a faceful of very real, very solid metal, though.
"Here's the rub of it, though. A little something's come up and we're looking for able hands. You were almost able to get away from us, sorta, not really."
"Yeah, not really."
"But, I dunno, we like you. You're pretty funny. And you seem like you know your way around these streets, which might be useful for what we have in mind. So here's the offer: that bounty of yours does a vanishing act, you get to walk outta here a free man, and all you have to do in exchange..."
They both leaned forward at once, arms crossed and sinister gleams in their eye.
"...Is help us hunt... the Mistral Murderer."
"Whoa, is that what they call him? Cool. Alliterative."
"...The who???"
He immediately cleared his throat and crossed his arms, a sly smirk slowly forming across his face before he spoke.
"...I see. It seems you've finally realized just how valuable the treasure you've hunted down really is. No measly bounty could equal the value of my skill, intellect, and terrible strength. I'm loathe to be used as such, but you get used to it when you've grown up with such awesome power such as mine." He rubbed his chin and sighed.
"Very well then, very well; if the price of my freedom is blood on my hands, then it will not be the first time I have paid it. I accept!"