You imply the possibility that it might detonate. Why are we not worshiping one of the great harbingers of destruction? D: We need to appease it by breaking things and knocking stuff over!
Like sand castles. Let not one brown tower go unharmed.
I'll wait a bit to see is Fauci is still in play. If he is, I'll lug the bomb to him. If not, I'll lock it up in my room "for safe keeping until Fauci shows up."