Ixacise
Pull my devil trigger
I hate the term literate as used on roleplaying forums on a nigh pathological level. I hate how it's a lazy-ass and pretentious shorthand for having a decent grasp on spelling and grammar as well as being able to bang out more than a couple of lines. All literate means is that you can read and write or are knowledgeable in some area. Literate by itself has no further qualitative descriptor beyond being able to read and write.More annoying is that those who use the term literate in their qualifiers for games are the sort who conflate quality with quantity.
And this is probably one of the top things I hate in the context of forum roleplays. These are the types who churn out massive walls of overwrought and purple prose with wanton disregard to the poor little white space. This is the textual equivalent of excess frosting on a cupcake:
Decorative, full of empty calories, tasteless, and ultimately gets in the way of the actual tasty bits. In the roleplay side of things it means that it just puffs up the post while ultimately not doing a whole lot in regards to moving the story which is poor writing.
Speaking of white space which was mentioned not too long ago but mentioned because [insert some "clever" quip about the average person's reduced attention span]. White space is one of those little things that you might not consciously pay attention but happens to be everywhere and rather important. Hell this website and this text scrawl has white space all around you . Good white space helps to keep your attention and convey your message clearly in many ways. The obvious being that it simply gives your eyes some rest space. Also white space is one of those super crucial things in electronic media especially with how text works on things like forums.
.Which amusingly enough these idiots seem to have forgotten. No I will not read your multi-page slog with these you call paragraphs which are long as the Burj Khalifa as they are monotonously uniform which beats up on the poor white space. Not only could these paragraphs spare to be pruned but they could also take a note from the aforementioned tower and distribute the paragraphs in variably shaped paragraphs which brings back that white space to breath and breaks the visual monotony.
And woe to those who encounter the rare breed who have unwarranted self-importance and literary aspirations such as I who have had the terrible luck to encounter these types who turn textual games of imagination into un-fun exercises in annoyance. As not only will they insufferable with their constant bitching about the writing not being on par with their masterful prose. But they'll also demonstrate their non-mastery of the ancient Chinese secret of white space with their sausagey paragraphs that'll clog your eyes as as it does your arteries. Which is amusing cuz the average American has a middle school reading level so not like their prose is great either.
Ah yes, but what exactly is my point as I change courses as easily as a creek? That the conflation of quality with quantity is cancerous and plays a part to this "Literate" term being bandied about by those types unaware of other things that factory into good writing such as the almighty white space. Yeah good description is gonna be longer than two lines. But I don't and won't read 5 redundant paragraphs as how your angsty whatever dreamily looks up at the full moon and genuflects. Also Literate is godawful because it gives no good description as to what one is seeking so give an actual list of things you want.
TlR:
Please don't be the asshats who use literate and or do/think that writing walls of text makes you all that. Learn to white space and shit to make your writing more effective to the reader and his eyes. Literate is a terrible term that sucks because of how much of a pretentious air it has while being kinda vague and non-specific about some quality. Better off to actually list down more concrete stuff like tone expectation, minimum post lengths, etc.
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Anyway since this is supposed to be a discussion and not a damned article pasting section. Let us partake in the discussion of finding a better shorthand in place of "literate". As well as more effective methods of doing your roleplaying writing outside of needless puff.
Also I'm gonna blame this more is good thing to the five paragraph essay with it's terrible formulaic design and the fact that students will puff them up to make the word count But hey at least once you enter College/University the first thing your English instructors are gonna do is get you to stop with the 5 paragraph essay.
And this is probably one of the top things I hate in the context of forum roleplays. These are the types who churn out massive walls of overwrought and purple prose with wanton disregard to the poor little white space. This is the textual equivalent of excess frosting on a cupcake:
Decorative, full of empty calories, tasteless, and ultimately gets in the way of the actual tasty bits. In the roleplay side of things it means that it just puffs up the post while ultimately not doing a whole lot in regards to moving the story which is poor writing.
Speaking of white space which was mentioned not too long ago but mentioned because [insert some "clever" quip about the average person's reduced attention span]. White space is one of those little things that you might not consciously pay attention but happens to be everywhere and rather important. Hell this website and this text scrawl has white space all around you . Good white space helps to keep your attention and convey your message clearly in many ways. The obvious being that it simply gives your eyes some rest space. Also white space is one of those super crucial things in electronic media especially with how text works on things like forums.
.Which amusingly enough these idiots seem to have forgotten. No I will not read your multi-page slog with these you call paragraphs which are long as the Burj Khalifa as they are monotonously uniform which beats up on the poor white space. Not only could these paragraphs spare to be pruned but they could also take a note from the aforementioned tower and distribute the paragraphs in variably shaped paragraphs which brings back that white space to breath and breaks the visual monotony.
And woe to those who encounter the rare breed who have unwarranted self-importance and literary aspirations such as I who have had the terrible luck to encounter these types who turn textual games of imagination into un-fun exercises in annoyance. As not only will they insufferable with their constant bitching about the writing not being on par with their masterful prose. But they'll also demonstrate their non-mastery of the ancient Chinese secret of white space with their sausagey paragraphs that'll clog your eyes as as it does your arteries. Which is amusing cuz the average American has a middle school reading level so not like their prose is great either.
Ah yes, but what exactly is my point as I change courses as easily as a creek? That the conflation of quality with quantity is cancerous and plays a part to this "Literate" term being bandied about by those types unaware of other things that factory into good writing such as the almighty white space. Yeah good description is gonna be longer than two lines. But I don't and won't read 5 redundant paragraphs as how your angsty whatever dreamily looks up at the full moon and genuflects. Also Literate is godawful because it gives no good description as to what one is seeking so give an actual list of things you want.
TlR:
Please don't be the asshats who use literate and or do/think that writing walls of text makes you all that. Learn to white space and shit to make your writing more effective to the reader and his eyes. Literate is a terrible term that sucks because of how much of a pretentious air it has while being kinda vague and non-specific about some quality. Better off to actually list down more concrete stuff like tone expectation, minimum post lengths, etc.
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Anyway since this is supposed to be a discussion and not a damned article pasting section. Let us partake in the discussion of finding a better shorthand in place of "literate". As well as more effective methods of doing your roleplaying writing outside of needless puff.
Also I'm gonna blame this more is good thing to the five paragraph essay with it's terrible formulaic design and the fact that students will puff them up to make the word count But hey at least once you enter College/University the first thing your English instructors are gonna do is get you to stop with the 5 paragraph essay.
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