Fandom Dark Souls III: A World With and Without Flame || OOC

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I'd rather get ganked by troll mages than accept your beliefs.

Or some guy wearing the master's attire and using Flyn's Ring...

THEN THOU ART A HERETIC.

carthus curved sword

 

[StoneWolf18]

My characters up, doors!

 

[StoneWolf18]

THEN THOU ART A HERETIC.

carthus curved sword

Duel great swords before the nerf.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Duel great swords before the nerf.

I do not have any DLC. And haven't played in a while to really fight many DLC weapons. I saw the javelins a few times but that is it

 

[StoneWolf18]

I do not have any DLC. And haven't played in a while to really fight many DLC weapons. I saw the javelins a few times but that is it

Fume great sword x 2 + unparriable attacks = pure nightmare.

 

[InsaneAsylum]

I never played the DLC either. Anyway, lemme work on this character. I plan on making a mage. You peasants.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Fume great sword x 2 + unparriable attacks = pure nightmare.

I question why I play this series sometimes

 

[StoneWolf18]

I question why I play this series sometimes

I never played the DLC either. Anyway, lemme work on this character. I plan on making a mage. You peasants.

Urrrg

Would ya'll mind if I spoiled anything? Or is all DLC stuff off limits?

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I never played the DLC either. Anyway, lemme work on this character. I plan on making a mage. You peasants.

Either making a glorious assassin/vigilante/archer thing or MUH MIRACLES holy dude not-eygon rip off

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Urrrg

Would ya'll mind if I spoiled anything? Or is all DLC stuff off limits?

I already spoiled myself so go ahead

 

[InsaneAsylum]

I don't mind spoilers. I don't plan on getting the dlc

 

[StoneWolf18]

I don't mind spoilers. I don't plan on getting the dlc

I already spoiled myself so go ahead

: DDDDDD

Lovely.

heheheehe

Y'all don't even know what I got up my metaphorical sleeves...

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I have a carthus curved sword.

Also. How are we gonna win boss fights without rolling I-frames

 

[Osthavula]

I'm really bad at all these things, oh god. My comp doesn't even allow me to play so I mainly watched....

I'm going str and dex and avoiding heavy armour and fat rolling at all cost, that's all I can say. I'd use sword but I can't decide on one

Yes Imma fukin casul

Still I'll try as much equipment and weapons as possible. I'd collect everything too. I can't choose, seriously.

 

[StoneWolf18]

I have a carthus curved sword.

Also. How are we gonna win boss fights without rolling I-frames

door

Like an actual fucking man

Realistically. Go for the jugular~

 

[StoneWolf18]

I'm really bad at all these things, oh god. My comp doesn't even allow me to play so I mainly watched....

I'm going str and dex and avoiding heavy armour and fat rolling at all cost, that's all I can say. I'd use sword but I can't decide on one

Yes Imma fukin casul

Still I'll try as much equipment and weapons as possible. I'd collect everything too. I can't choose, seriously.

You poor dear.

Current build:
Orienstein armor
Heavy Zweihander
Heavy Longsword
Grass Crest shield
Dragon Crest Shield
Chime

All at the same damn time, not including rings, and I'm medium rolling.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

door

Like an actual fucking man

Realistically. Go for the jugular~

May I remind you we have to face a gigantic fucking tree and stab it in the testicles until it dies.

 

[StoneWolf18]

May I remind you we have to face a gigantic fucking tree and stab it in the testicles until it dies.

Who said we were going to be fighting the NORMAL bosses... ;3 (But that was my friend's reason for not helping me with that fight. He didn't want to slap tree balls.)

Remember, the world is fucked over right now. ANYTHING could theoretically happen.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I'm really bad at all these things, oh god. My comp doesn't even allow me to play so I mainly watched....

I'm going str and dex and avoiding heavy armour and fat rolling at all cost, that's all I can say. I'd use sword but I can't decide on one

Yes Imma fukin casul

Still I'll try as much equipment and weapons as possible. I'd collect everything too. I can't choose, seriously.

How to do it.

FOR THE HOLY LAND
Cathedral knight helm
Alva's armor. Knight gloves and leggings. Astora great sword +10 with lightning enchantment. Miracles

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Who said we were going to be fighting the NORMAL bosses... ;3 (But that was my friend's reason for not helping me with that fight. He didn't want to slap tree balls.)

Remember, the world is fucked over right now. ANYTHING could theoretically happen.

I am afraid

 

[StoneWolf18]

I am afraid

You should be.

I wonder what Andre looks like female...

Oh, poor Oceiros... he just needs a hug... and some form of GPS for his kid.

 

[Osthavula]

Honestly, I like that it just showed us its balls. All over its hand and arms and fat bum. It's like saying 'hey imma just put my most sensitive sack o'er where you can convenient hit and you will get the hint because it is so obvious, and just in case you can't find it I grew some extra'

Either that or something really screwed it over.

 

[Osthavula]

You should be.

I wonder what Andre looks like female...

Oh, poor Oceiros... he just needs a hug... and some form of GPS for his kid.

muscular lady with silver hair and awesome beard.... What, never heard of bearded woman?

 

[Osthavula]

If patches were female.....
well......shit

 

[StoneWolf18]

If patches were female.....
well......shit

I know.

That bastard.

Instead of tricking you, she'd try to seduce you regardless of gender.