Corrupt a Wish

[Natural Flavour]

Granted, but you're 296 years old

I wish my digestion worked

 

[Strawberry Ink]

Granted but now your ears stopped working.

I wish I was at Disney World.

 

[2Bornot2B]

granted but you get PTSD flash backs

i wish i could have a decent car

 

[h2h0e]

Granted, but the first time you drive it you total it.

I wish had hulu.

 

[Hyperlink4]

Granted, but they merge with EA, therefore causing it to cost thousands to watch any TV Show.

I wish I didn't have to be a responsible working member of society, that I could just be home all day playing video games of my choice.

 

[h2h0e]

Granted, but you go blind after the first year of gaming due to overexposure. Plus you are broke.

I wish that my actions had no consequences.

 

[Animatonica]

Granted!However, since your actions have no consequences, you are granted a very boring life till the day you die. Nothing exciting here.

I wish society was more open-minded.

 

[Hyperlink4]

Granted; they're open-minded enough to experiment with more dangerous nuclear weaponry, which leads to the extinction of the human race.

I wish for cake.

 

[h2h0e]

Granted but it had been baked with salt instead of sugar.

I wish to have control over the universe.

 

[Fuzz]

Granted, but Thanos gets the infinity stones and kicks you out of your throne. Sorry bud.

I wish to be able to fly

 

[h2h0e]

You can, but you can only fly a foot off of the ground at a snail pace.

I wish to kill Thanos.

 

[Fuzz]

Granted. To bad the axe you used to kill him didnt get him fast enough. He snapper his fingers and you turn to dust.

I wish for a sandwitch

 

[h2h0e]

Granted, but the chef of that sandwich was Shrek the Ogre himself.

I wish to be immune.

 

[Fuzz]

Oooo onions my favorite. (Seriously i love onion)

Granted. But now you dont exist. Looks like you are immune to life aswell.

I wish for an UNDEFINED

 

[h2h0e]

Granted, but it transforms into a DEFINED.

I wish for you to not like onions.

 

[Brunnhilde]

In exchange for making Fuzz not like onions, you'll only ever smell onions for the rest of your life.

I wish my headache would go away.

 

[h2h0e]

Granted, but your arm falls off.

I wish I could be better at life.

 

[Freikugel]

Granted but you're born with hemophilia and why not throw some hormonal disorders?

I wish I could build a snowman

 

[h2h0e]

Granted, but it melts by the time it reaches your house.

I wish I could walk out of my class

 

[Freikugel]

Granted by you're thrown into an eternal loop in which you enter and come out of your class

I wish, I actually wanna punch you in the face

 

[h2h0e]

Granted, but you miss.

I wish to coexist with math.

 

[Freikugel]

Granted but you're an algebraic character, one of these weird stupid symbols

I wish I would have not missed

 

[h2h0e]

Granted, but I dodge it.

I wish for friends.

 

[Fuzz]

(now i dont like onions... I LOVE ONIONS)
Granted, but they are rocks.

I wish for you to have been hit painfully in the face, at least breaking your nose. and the person to hit was Freikurgel (also payback for onions)

 

[Freikugel]

Granted but then Freikugel throws you onions in your face

I wish for the nose I punched back then to hurt really bad and bleed like a lot