Corrupt a Wish

[JackKetch]

Okay, I'm curious to see how this turns out. I wish for 3 wishes.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Okay, I'm curious to see how this turns out. I wish for 3 wishes.

Granted, but they all get corrupted

I wish to die. The end, no homo. Lil bro. Ok boomer. And that’s on period Pooh.

 

[JackKetch]

You're dyed blue.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

You're dyed blue.

Oh yes.

 

[JackKetch]

I wish the next person's wish is SUPER corrupted. That it's so corrupted that even the most corrupted man will think that's corrupted.

 

[Afropuppy]

Yes, but instead it's a super villain who kills me...

I wish for a big animal shelter so I can rescue dogs and keep them there, where they are happy. (Good luck ruining this one lol)

 

[JackKetch]

You lose it in a week cause you don't have any funding.

Now... I wish... hmmm, something that would be fun to corrupt. Oh! I wish I had a monkey's paw.

 

[Afropuppy]

(Oh yay! You didn't think of just blowing it up!)

Yea, but the paw has a curse on it which slowly turns you into a monkey.

I wish for a cat

 

[JackKetch]

...Well there's a cat already typing on this thread. Can't really corrupt a wasted wish.

I wish you had a second chance to make a bettr wish.

 

[Afropuppy]

Yea, but it's even weirder than the first one

I wish for Nyan cat

 

[JackKetch]

You waste your second wish on a youtube video.

I wish you had a third wish.

 

[Afropuppy]

Yea, but it's just a better explanation and repeat of my second wish

I wish for Nyan cat in my house as a pet.

 

[Idea]

You are turned into a Nyan Cat and cursed to forever haunt your house doing nothing but endlessly run around singing that song.

I wish I could turn back time and fix my mistakes.

 

[Afropuppy]

Granted, but it's only in a dream. You wake up right after and remember nothing.

I wish for everyone on the planet to understand that recycling is important

 

[Idea]

Pollution escalates, global warming goes ignored until natural disasters, one after another, bring about the downfall of civilization and most of humanity. They realize how important recycling is...all too late.

I wish I didn’t have to sleep at all.

 

[Afropuppy]

Granted, but you'll always be exhausted

I wish that plants could grow quicker (this is a pretty easy one to corrupt)

 

[2Bornot2B]

granted. But they grow a little too fast aaaaand there goes your house, completely caked in fast growing plants, don't bother explaining to the insurance company what happened.

I wish for infinite wishes

 

[Afropuppy]

Granted, but they will all be corrupted in this game

I wish for dog treats

 

[Superfly47]

Granted, but Clifford the big red dog eats you along with all your treats in one bite.



I wish to lick stamps

 

[2Bornot2B]

granted but those stamps are laced with LSD

I wish that the answer to 2+2 was 5

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

...But then a math genius works out that the number four exists and proves you a fraud.

I wish my uncle’s dog belonged to me.

 

[Afropuppy]

Granted, but he/she stays with you only for 2 minutes and then goes back to your uncle.

I wish for my dog to stop barking while I'm trying to think of a better wish

 

[Kaztastrophe]

Your dog dies from oding on Anabolic Androgenic Steroids

I wish to be 100% female with at least H cups.

 

[proiettile]

Granted, but you're a cow on a milk farm.

i wish to randomly pass out on command.

 

[Comicwolf]

Granted, but you're a cow on a milk farm.

i wish to randomly pass out on command.

Dude wth

Granted but now you are in a hospital being tested on