Corrupt a Wish

[KokichiLove]

Granted, but your happiness annoys everyone around you

I wish that I had more time to sleep

 

[.Del]

It is now harder to fall asleep so you spent most of that extra time trying to fall asleep instead.

I wish for a fast car.

 

[Nekane]

Granted! But the car runs on your blood. It takes a quart of blood to use the breaks, five to use the radio, and gallon will get you a mile in .5 seconds.

I wish trees could talk.

 

[lostwanderer]

You can't understand their language.

I wish for everlasting sleep.

 

[ClownPope]

Granted, but you have horrid nightmares and cant wake up.

I wish I was a great comedian.

 

[jaydude]

You become the equivalent of the Joker.

I wish my headaches would stop.

 

[Lord Food Person]

Granted, but now you have body aches instead.

I wish get in shape.

 

[Count Gensokyo]

Granted! However, you are now permanently stuck inside a zorb ball.

I wish I could regenerate from any bodily harm.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted, but you will always feel the pain of the injury you received, regardless if it's healed or not.

I wish for a wish for a wish.

 

[BoltBeam]

Granted. You cannot make that additional wish (but you do still have it).

I wish there was a portal for fiction to reality; vice versa included.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted, but the universe explodes and can never be fixed.

I wish to Summon Actually Satan.

 

[Lord Food Person]

Granted, but your soul burns up as soon as you lay eyes on him.

I wish for super strength

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted, but you lose the ability to actually carry anything.

I wish for a harem of sexy anime women.

 

[Lord Food Person]

Granted, you receive them in the form of a purely fictional manga series.

I wish to never feel pain again during my lifetime.

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

Granted but only because you die in your sleep… Feeling no pain of course.

I wish for pizza

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You get your pizza, but it was a cursed pizza that kills whoever eats it.

I wish Fortnite was removed from existence.

 

[Rantos]

Bibbidi bobbidi boo, Fortnite has been removed from this existence but you have been placed into a reality where Fortnite is twice as popular.

I wish my dad loved me.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Your wish was taken literally, and your dad tries to impregnate you.

I wish I can do any crime, but not get caught no matter what.

 

[beanwacked]

Unfortunately, your actions caused mass madness and a full on apocalypse.

I wish I could draw professionally

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Congratulations, you are now a Hentai artist who gets arrested for drawing tentacles + Little Girls in lingerie

I wish for a pie!

 

[MetaruSonikku]

Unfortunately, your pie is rotten and also in your least favourite flavour.

I wish for my wish to be uncorrupted.

 

[Lord Food Person]

Granted. And now that one wish is gone.

I wish to never be hungry again.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Understood, but you'll never eat again, because your stomach ate you.

Welcome to Russia my good friend.

I wish to be Russia.

 

[4eyedintrovert]

Granted but you are at war with yourself

I wish I didn't have social anxiety

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted, but you now have anti-scocial anxiety. You now want to avoid interacting.

I wish for a wife! A cute Anime wife!