Corrupt a Wish

[BluDaBaDee]

Granted, but your project gets an F for plagiarism.

I wish that I could sleep whenever I wanted too.

 

[TheFatherofSniping]

Sure you can sleep whenever you wanted.....only that you never woke up

I wish that the next sentence is false

 

[DreamBeat]

The world imploded on itself.

Your wish has been granted. In return, your existence on this internet is also false.

I wish my professor would make sense.

 

[Onmyoji]

Your wish is granted, but you will not make sense to your professor instead.

I wish I was a butterfly that wishes it was human.

 

[DreamBeat]

Poof! You're a butterfly that wishes it was human. Oops, now you're stuck on a spider web. Oh! Look at that. The spider is crawling to you. I think it likes you.

I wish my professor is a little more structured with her class.

(Same professor from the last time, the source of my frustration as of late)

 

[Sir Fungus]

Granted, but their sanity is gone a few days afterwards

I wish everyone loved me..

 

[wdinatx]

Good for you. Everyone loves you so much the fighting over you is destroying the world.

I wish I had friends.
(I do but this is for fun)

 

[Genkai]

You have friends but they're not close friends and you can't have a best friend.

I wish I could juggle.

 

[DreamBeat]

You can finally juggle. However, you were cursed to only juggle porcupines.

I wish my table was square, not round.

 

[Onmyoji]

Granted, but all chairs are round now and they don't match with the table.

I wish it was summer now.

 

[DreamBeat]

It's summer now. It will be winter in two days.

I wish my body would stop aching.

 

[wdinatx]

Your dead. The best way to get rid of pain.

I wish my school wasn’t filled with sociopaths.

 

[Sir Fungus]

Granted but now its filled with psychopaths

I wish I could be a sadistic god

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted, but you are alone in the universe.

I wish my feet were a little warmer.

 

[Breadman]

Granted, your feet are now lava. Enjoy all the bonuses your molten foot can bring.

I wish I had a better sleeping pattern

 

[.Del]

Granted, now you have two 4 hours sleeping period that happens in the morning and night, effectively making you unemployable to many companies due to working hours for both day and night shifts.

I wish I’m not knee deep in crippling debt

 

[wdinatx]

You are feet deep in crippling debt.

I wish people would be active on the RP portion of this site

 

[Sir Fungus]

Granted, but the RP’s are fandoms and other stuff that doesn’t interest you

I wish I my girlfriend was with me

 

[Silent Mimic]

Granted but she's allergic to everything you say.

I wish my sadness would go away.

 

[Wandering Owl]

Granted but it's replaced with constant nausea

I wish my rp partners would reply soon

 

[Warner Reed]

Granted, but all verbs are replaced with "jumping"

I wish I had a bowl of pasta

 

[Necromantic]

granted, but the pasta is made of worms

i wish i had a hedgehog

 

[PupzDeathslayer]

granted but it will die if you look at it

I wish windows xp was still supported

 

[Lord Aphrodite]

granted but it will die if you look at it

I wish windows xp was still supported

Granted, but your loading speed is so slow that you’d die before a website loaded.

I wish for infinite pizza.

 

[buckskin.]

granted, but it always has toppings you don't like or are allergic to

i wish Netflx would stop giving me Error Code U7361-1255-C00D7185