Corrupt a Wish

[Tarmagon]

Granted, but you have no control over the influence, so everyone thinks you're a horrible person they should get the heck away from.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Granted
Though the cookie belonged to a feminist
It spirals from there

I wish for tacos

 

[Emmi]

Granted.
The tacos are poisoned.
You are now dead.


I wish to get noticed by Jumin Han (Mystic Messenger) and have many babies.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Granted
You die in childbirth
On the first child

I wish for the best internet in the world

 

[Emmi]

Granted
Instead, you stay where you are.
Since we're all part of shitty internet.


I wish to die

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Granted
You'll die by having camels run over your corpse repeatedly while they force you to watch every episode of Barney

I wish to have the right amount of money for anything I buy

 

[Tarmagon]

Granted, but the money appears above your head in the form of Zimbabwean $1 notes. You are crushed under the weight the first time you try to make a purchase.

I wish to travel forward in time.

 

[Emmi]

Granted, but you die as if you're in a black hole, immediately

I wish to become Yuno Gasai

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Granted
You die though
Dysentery

I wish I could create the best memes

 

[DailyRoLord]

Granted but your memes become old within hours. More people demand new memes and you find yourself becoming exhausted. People love your memes too much. You soon die of exhaustion.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Tarmagon]

Granted. Everyone dies from a new, virulent, incurable disease within two days. Peace achieved.

I wish for the moon to vanish.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Granted
The Moon Vanishes
All the Werewolves realize this was your fault and murder you

I wish to understand this generation

 

[The Golden General]

Granted, but you start to do what they do once you understand it. You become mindless following trends.

I wish I can get a private island.

 

[Croaker]

Granted, but you receive your island by washing up on it after a boating accident. You are now alone and stranded on a comically small desert island until you die of thirst.

I wish my sleep paralysis would go away.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Granted
Now you have AIDS

I wish for more chocolate sauce

 

[DailyRoLord]

Granted but you soon become obese from consuming too much chocolate sauce.

I wish for an apple.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Granted
You are then killed by an apple cult

I wish for warmth

 

[Croaker]

Granted. A tree sprouts before you, bearing a single apple. However, upon picking the apple and taking a bite, God banishes you from Eden (you no longer find comfort or solace in what you once did).

I wish I was less pessimistic.

(Edit: I did not see the above post due to the inadequacies of the RPnation app. Respond to Dan's wish)

 

[DailyRoLord]

Granted, but it becomes way too hot and you die of heatstroke.

I wish I was more active.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Granted
You get cancer and die though

I wish I could find the freshest memes

 

[-book-dragon-]

Granted, you aren't cool enough to see the freshest memes though

I wish I could pass all of my classes

 

[Croaker]

Granted, however after graduating High School you realize that a High School Diploma is worthless and no college will accept you. The weight of the realization that you've wasted your youth weighs you down into depression.

I wish I was better at painting.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Granted
All you can paint is naked old ladies

I wish the power of muzz didn't compel me

 

[Hyperlink4]

Granted, but now the Power of Cats compels you.

I wish I had a real life

 

[Nova Squid]

Granted, but now you have a crushing 9 to 5 job, struggle with rent, had to sell your computer and games, and are addicted to sleeping pills.

I wish that in the next instant my body would be converted to antimatter.