Corrupt a Wish

[Dr.Nekoshu]

Granted but it only seems to work when a full moon is visible, and only on werewolves.

I wish for a friggin Dracat picture I like! ;-;

 

[Archtoddler]

Granted but it only seems to work when a full moon is visible, and only on werewolves.

I wish for a friggin Dracat picture I like! ;-;

Granted. It appears for a second and immediately burns away Into oblivion and you can never find a picture you like again

I wish I could sing really well!

 

[Cendres]

Granted but it only seems to work when a full moon is visible, and only on werewolves.

I wish for a friggin Dracat picture I like! ;-;

Granted. It appears for a second and immediately burns away Into oblivion and you can never find a picture you like again

I wish I could sing really well!

Granted but the only word you can sing is ‘well’

 

[Cendres]

Granted but it only seems to work when a full moon is visible, and only on werewolves.

I wish for a friggin Dracat picture I like! ;-;

Granted. It appears for a second and immediately burns away Into oblivion and you can never find a picture you like again

I wish I could sing really well!

Granted but the only word you can sing is ‘well’

I wish that I had a Doggo

 

[Sir Fungus]

Granted, but that doggo jumps on you and begins ripping out your throat. As you slowly bleed to death you realize that doggo was the devil himself.

 

[The Golden General]

Your wish?

 

[Sir Fungus]

To become harem king. (Just like issei)

 

[The Golden General]

Granted, but you have no power and instead, the Harem Empire is a Republic.

I wish I can control other people.

 

[Fuzz]

You Can control other people, But you get a Massive migraine that just keeps growing for each person you control

I wish that i could have No repercussions for wishes

 

[ViciousVip3R]

You Can control other people, But you get a Massive migraine that just keeps growing for each person you control

I wish that i could have No repercussions for wishes

Granted, but all your wishes have to be inconsequential/trivial ones.

I wish that my headache would go away.

 

[The Golden General]

(Revive!)
Granted, but the rest of your body gets aches instead of your head.

I wish this thread can remain active.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

(Yay!)
Granted, but it's just us two.

I wish that I was super flexible.

 

[LennyTheMemeGod]

Granted, but every time you have to bend, you lose thirty seconds of your lifespan.

I wish that I could literally become a meme at will

 

[The Golden General]

Granted, but you can only change to memes that have been long dead, so no one will remember you at all.

I wish I can manipulate other people.

 

[Fuzz]

Granted, but TV the people you can manipulate turn on you, and attack within 30 seconds.

I wish I could get rid of this writers block

 

[Flowiest D]

Granted, shame all you write about is incest torture erotica now.

I wish For The strength of Mr Strong, all from eating eggs.

 

[Fuzz]

Granted, b the strengh dissapears in very important moments of life and death.

I wish my school's freshmen didnt act like they are white trash gangsters.

 

[Flowiest D]

Granted, they are all black now.

Wish I could see if you laughed for real or not.

 

[The Golden General]

Granted, but no one laughs when you see them so you are forever disappointed.

I wish I can tell other peoples' feelings

 

[official clown business]

Granted. Whenever you search for someone's feelings, it appears above them in bold letters and then says in a loud announcer voice, "[person's name] is [insert feeling here]".
It's said just slowly enough that the feeling often changes to 'pissed off' or 'tired of Golden's shit' halfway through the sentence.

I wish for a tasty chocolate-chip cookie that the person below me has to eat and enjoy.

 

[Polyblank]

Wish granted. It's delicious, thanks. I ate it in front of you the entire time. Sometimes nuances aren't needed to make a wish painful.

I wish I could have a decent cheese sandwhich

 

[The Golden General]

Here’s your sandwich. I totally didn’t leave it for a few days. Enjoy!

I wish I can taste anything.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted, you have both the ability and are forced to taste everything. Both the good and the bad. And I'm talking really bad.

I wish that I could sing.

 

[Polyblank]

You can 't corrupt a wish that can't come true

I wish for the golden general to have some unpleasant pins spike him whenever he sits down from now on for the rest of his life.

 

[h2h0e]

The golden general will get spiked, but only by one thumbtack at a time.

I wish for wishes