Elvario
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Elvario Almeida – Enjoy the waters.
TheTimePiece Yunaesa – Enjoy the waters.
Maxxob Decimus Valerius – Enjoy the waters. | See if it can revitalise his old bones and muscles.
The Dwarf looked at Decimus like he'd just killed the Dwarf's entire family. “They say wisdom comes with age, but clearly that's not always true.” He huffed. “A shared changing room is guaranteed to increase some effectiveness, but the floor-spacing and layout would need adjusting. I'm simply trying to maximize what we've got here.”
It was the next bit that seemingly upset him the most, however, as his engineering had been called into question. “Questioning my engineering like that, truly, how rude. Of course it works! I've tested and re-tested it multiple times over and I can guarantee that not a single shameful bit will be on display. I've designed it with magical theory from the Duchy and The See, with engineering from the Continental Lake, Ryke and the Eastern Empire and of course, brought together with Widersia's first and foremost knowledge and expertise. We've had self-conscious people being so well-censored that their entire shapes were shining like a deity! I assure you, anything one is ashamed off will be censored to its fullest! If one light breaks or malfunctions, there are at least five more present to cover every corner and angle of the room. Truly, this is some revolutionary world-class system that knows no equals.”
When Decimus mentioned the issue with the changing room, the Dwarf raised an eye-brow. “Wait, hmm...” He scratched his beard. “Were there any constructs in there? Those tend to be rather system-breaking. I mean, let's be real. Some don't have any genitals, some are build clearly female, but somehow with genetically male materials, some don't have any genetic material, some are build with genetic material, or even all-out parts of both male and female, some are another weird blend. Seriously. It's a nightmare programming the systems to account for constructs or worse, those that are part construct. Between the amount of people simply building them with whatever they can find, regardless of its genetical make-up, or with people just building them with plain non-organic matter, or outright perverted minds making them, you seriously don't know what to expect. It's a nightmare, I tell you, a nightmare.” He rambled and ranted on for a fair bit. As Decimus grabbed the invisible melons, the Dwarf got fired up even more. “You say that and do that, but have you any idea how difficult it is? You can't make the machine recognise a male nipple from a female one. Then someone just goes like 'oh, just separate by cup size', but do you know how angry those chubby nobleman get when the machine gives them a bra, or when some dish-board businesswoman doesn't get one? Seriously, some of those fat dudes have thrice the size of some of the woman. How's a machine supposed to deal with that? Huh?!? It's insane the expectations some folk have. It's why I've been going by genetical make-up, but then in come the constructs and BOOM, all of a sudden the genetic make-up programming crashes due to them not having any or having some abnormal mixtures or whatever. It's a never-ending problem, I tell you.”
As he finally calmed down again, he'd provide his answer to the earlier question again. “I can assure you. The light WILL, without fault, censor every little bit that someone is ashamed of others seeing. It's detection rate of 'shameful parts' is absolutely flawless and it's censoring ability is, on average, seven times the needed amount, just to be safe.”
Elvario Almeida – Enjoy the waters.
TheTimePiece Yunaesa – Enjoy the waters.
Maxxob Decimus Valerius – Enjoy the waters. | See if it can revitalise his old bones and muscles.
The Slippery Soaperation
Second Continent, Widersia, Clockhaven, Leisure District, The Slippery Soaperation, Indoor Pool.
Second Continent, Widersia, Clockhaven, Leisure District, The Slippery Soaperation, Indoor Pool.
The Dwarf looked at Decimus like he'd just killed the Dwarf's entire family. “They say wisdom comes with age, but clearly that's not always true.” He huffed. “A shared changing room is guaranteed to increase some effectiveness, but the floor-spacing and layout would need adjusting. I'm simply trying to maximize what we've got here.”
It was the next bit that seemingly upset him the most, however, as his engineering had been called into question. “Questioning my engineering like that, truly, how rude. Of course it works! I've tested and re-tested it multiple times over and I can guarantee that not a single shameful bit will be on display. I've designed it with magical theory from the Duchy and The See, with engineering from the Continental Lake, Ryke and the Eastern Empire and of course, brought together with Widersia's first and foremost knowledge and expertise. We've had self-conscious people being so well-censored that their entire shapes were shining like a deity! I assure you, anything one is ashamed off will be censored to its fullest! If one light breaks or malfunctions, there are at least five more present to cover every corner and angle of the room. Truly, this is some revolutionary world-class system that knows no equals.”
When Decimus mentioned the issue with the changing room, the Dwarf raised an eye-brow. “Wait, hmm...” He scratched his beard. “Were there any constructs in there? Those tend to be rather system-breaking. I mean, let's be real. Some don't have any genitals, some are build clearly female, but somehow with genetically male materials, some don't have any genetic material, some are build with genetic material, or even all-out parts of both male and female, some are another weird blend. Seriously. It's a nightmare programming the systems to account for constructs or worse, those that are part construct. Between the amount of people simply building them with whatever they can find, regardless of its genetical make-up, or with people just building them with plain non-organic matter, or outright perverted minds making them, you seriously don't know what to expect. It's a nightmare, I tell you, a nightmare.” He rambled and ranted on for a fair bit. As Decimus grabbed the invisible melons, the Dwarf got fired up even more. “You say that and do that, but have you any idea how difficult it is? You can't make the machine recognise a male nipple from a female one. Then someone just goes like 'oh, just separate by cup size', but do you know how angry those chubby nobleman get when the machine gives them a bra, or when some dish-board businesswoman doesn't get one? Seriously, some of those fat dudes have thrice the size of some of the woman. How's a machine supposed to deal with that? Huh?!? It's insane the expectations some folk have. It's why I've been going by genetical make-up, but then in come the constructs and BOOM, all of a sudden the genetic make-up programming crashes due to them not having any or having some abnormal mixtures or whatever. It's a never-ending problem, I tell you.”
As he finally calmed down again, he'd provide his answer to the earlier question again. “I can assure you. The light WILL, without fault, censor every little bit that someone is ashamed of others seeing. It's detection rate of 'shameful parts' is absolutely flawless and it's censoring ability is, on average, seven times the needed amount, just to be safe.”