Clinches?

[Vanman]

Flyck needs to be careful, though. If he's not, this whole charm thing could turn into a real morass......

 

[Persell]

You mean like the rhetorical morass we're having here already?

 

[Vanman]

Indeed. The morass we're having here could be said to be asstronomical......

 

[Flyck]

Careful, you assume much about my assessments.

 

[Vanman]

Do I detect some assperity in your defence of your assassments?

 

[Persell]

Ever thought about sending an assassine after his asssets? ^^

 

[Flyck]

This thread is purely for assthetic value.

 

[Vanman]

If that's the case, then I think we have an assignment wherein we plan  out our assignation. If you're a CS Lewis fan, you can do it with Asslan.