Chronology: Ultimate

[Crow]

"Yeah, now I remember. I used Feedback to absorb the energy of some portal thing and and fired it all of it at Zim and Gir. It was enough to warp an entire space fleet, but it ended up being used on just two people," Ben whispers to Megumin.

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[Chungchangching]

CN-TAN

Is that the robot?! Yooo! It's probably one of the few things I remember in the cool mission other than Thae, of course! I miss him. He's pretty and I don't meet a lot of cute boys such as him in real life.

. . .

Oh my God, my mind is making him cuter than I remember. Help me.

ANYWAY! Repressed sexual thoughts aside, I ran towards the robot and kicked him hard into the wall, making him bounce towards me and catch him with a hug of my own! Hopefully, he'll give me one back! He is a goofball after all! As I hugged the life out of him that would normally suffocate a regular human to death in prolonged exposure. I fell on my back and started kicking hard.

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[thatguyinthestore]

"I dunno!" GIR exclaimed in response to Ben's question. And then, he got kicked into the wall by CN-Tan. However, instead of bouncing right back into her loving grasp as she'd expected, he instead ended up just... falling onto his front, smiling all the while.

"HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"

During all of this, Rex and Hiryu's attacks on the metal doors actually appeared to be fruitful for once! Slowly but surely, the doors began to crumble, pieces of metal flying off hinges and screws falling loose and onto the hard floor below. It took a bit of elbow grease, but in a short amount of time, the doors flew right off of their hinges, allowing you all the ability to exit the room!

The room you all had been met with was a sprawling one, to say the least. It reminded you all of New Donk City, in a way. Only much more... futuristic. Holographic images filled your visions more than anything else. Each piece of propaganda, most of which was telling the various humans on the ship to eat some sort of food, was no sore to the naked eye! They each had a sort of unique, artistic appeal to them! Though, the targeted ads in question made sense, once you got a good look at what the ship had been filled with.

The ship you had apparently found yourselves on was filled to the brim with almost comically overweight looking humans. All of them were constricted to floating chairs that appeared to run on some sort of... blue, monorail-like line. They all had a sort of holographic screen floating in front of them, where they were either watching something, playing a video game, or video chatting with somebody! While some of them appeared to be chatting with someone who wasn't present, a good majority of them were talking to someone who was literally right next to them! In fact, the only muscles that appeared to even be functioning were their eyes, mouths, and... somewhat their hands and arms, which they used to eat, drink, and game.

One particular logo that appeared to just be plastered around the ship's interior was something called "BNL". It didn't take long for you to notice that this particular branding was literally everywhere! The ads, the humans' clothes, their food bags and cups... even the holographic sun that lit up the ship had that logo on it!

"Ya know..." Micah was the first one to speak as he slowly dragged himself out of the room, looking around. He kicked an empty cup that had found its way onto the ground, watching as it hit someone in the face... they didn't even notice. "If this is what the damn future's like... I see why the Multiverse is fucked..." He spat.

"Speak for yourself!" Midna exclaimed from the side. If you all looked over, she had since reclined into one of the floating chairs, a milkshake in hand. "Personally, I could get used to this life!" She snickered, and took a sip from her beverage.

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[Zamasu]

Shanoa & Jared Williams

When they hear the double doors open, Jared and Shanoa followed the others to the other side. A futuristic utopia populated with fat people in floating seats that give them food and entertainment, and the ads are riddled with "BnL". Shanoa weirded out, but Jared isn't. "Just what in the world are we?" She asked. "The future, Shanoa, the future." Jared answered before they turn their attention to Midna, sitting on one of the floating seats with a milkshake in hand. Jared would turn to Jason, or any of the higher ups, and ask "So, boss, what we gonna do? I suggest that we blend in with the crowd and see how it goes. Of course we gonna need to have those cool seats if we should...and maybe some food, cause at this moment, my stomach is growling." Shanoa facepalmed.

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[Celestial Speck]

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Thankfully, Mimaki's face didn't force itself on the state of pure shock over the sheer ridiculous over what Jarret had just said for too long, as soon enough, Akari and Jason properly explained the situation to the fox man. He still seemed...Doubtful, to say the least, over the fact it sounded extremely ridiculous, the concept of a 'wizard' taking over multiverses like that. Saying 'multiverses' really made Mimaki think they didn't know how big they are. And he highly doubts someone is able to spread their influence so far that not even the beings that protect said realities aren't able to do a single thing against it, even if gods like mortals doing their dirty work.

Mimaki sighed, he guessed they meant multiple worlds if what he just considered is true. Then again...He can't be too sure. Just by looking at his Half-Oni friend's face, he can tell he took it all at face value without really asking any questions. Kyou isn't dumb. In fact, he's one of the wisest men he has ever met. He just gets into action way too quickly. Way too easily. He can tell he believes these people- enough to go ahead with their little quest. Which shows they're likely trustworthy to an extent.

"...And I assume this is all true, Kyou?" Mimaki asked, his hand over the handle of his blade, as his eyes moved over to the horned demon, who just nodded once.

"Yea, these people seem trustworthy and kind-hearted, 'Maki. Most of 'em. And look, I got a cool thingy!" Kyou said, raising up his tablet and watch, to which Mimaki simply raised a brow. Huh. Looks like...They're legit enough? Those materials definitely are something he never has seen before aside from divine machinery, but...It looks complex enough. Is this how they traveled here?

"Right...To answer your question, Red-Masked-Man, Paladin-Man," Ah, he meant Jason and Akari...? His speech pattern was a bit odd- then again, he was Japanese. The way they built up sentences tends to be a bit different, even with the multiverse-translation-excuse thing going on. "Kyou is an important figure in his world. With him missing, I feared something happened to him. When I didn't sense his presence anywhere in our world, I moved to the nearest dimension with the most broken balances. After all, like you probably noted, someone needs to clean up Kyou's mess when he breaks the primordial concepts of the world."

"Oi! I'm not a kid anymore! And how the hell did you end up here, anyway? Doesn't places like the Underworld have more broken concepts an--"

"Nope."

"--Wha? Is it that bad 'ere--?"

"It's awful."

As GIR was abused and the door to the outside suddenly busted open, Kyou and Mimaki place their hands in front of their eyes, with the Half-Oni placing the small adorable yet beyond useless robot on the top of his head like he was some sort of baby on their parent's shoulders, as Mimaki and Kyou walked alongside the group, and saw this...Very, very odd-looking world, or rather, ship around them.

"Hot damn...They all live here? In this spaceship? No, wait, this is probably a space station, but why are they all so...?"

"They evolved into a life of comfort," Mimaki explained sagely, although his face showed clear embarrassment towards those who were clearly meant to be the descendants of the ones from his time period. So much for the human spirit. "They probably lived without any struggles and it shows. In fact, they literally evolved backward- or didn't have the need to at all. I highly doubt they can even get out of their chairs. If they're able to reproduce, that'd be a miracle in of itself."

At Jared, however, Kyou just frowned. "No offense fellow new guy, but I don't wanna become like 'em yet. And we all stick out like a sore thumb anyways, though..." The oni scratched his chin. "...With how intent they are on watchin' their lil' thingies, I doubt they'd even notice us..."

 

[BoltBeam]

Agent 3

"Great..." Lucky muttered. "All right, I guess some percussive maintenance is required here!" Then, in a move quite predictable from him, Lucky began to punch the robot in the head.

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Despite coming from a creature with no fists, the punches hit hard. "Maybe this'll jog his pea-brain!"

"Oh you've got to be kidding me." As soon as Agent 3 noticed this, she mustered a sigh of defeat and disappointment before shaking her head and turning away from the scene - to notice doors had been found, and were also promptly breaking! "Oh, there's something there?" She thought aloud, and before she knew it, she headed over to the now broken doors, and through them, going from one room to the next!

During all of this, Rex and Hiryu's attacks on the metal doors actually appeared to be fruitful for once! Slowly but surely, the doors began to crumble, pieces of metal flying off hinges and screws falling loose and onto the hard floor below. It took a bit of elbow grease, but in a short amount of time, the doors flew right off of their hinges, allowing you all the ability to exit the room!

The room you all had been met with was a sprawling one, to say the least. It reminded you all of New Donk City, in a way. Only much more... futuristic. Holographic images filled your visions more than anything else. Each piece of propaganda, most of which was telling the various humans on the ship to eat some sort of food, was no sore to the naked eye! They each had a sort of unique, artistic appeal to them! Though, the targeted ads in question made sense, once you got a good look at what the ship had been filled with.

The ship you had apparently found yourselves on was filled to the brim with almost comically overweight looking humans. All of them were constricted to floating chairs that appeared to run on some sort of... blue, monorail-like line. They all had a sort of holographic screen floating in front of them, where they were either watching something, playing a video game, or video chatting with somebody! While some of them appeared to be chatting with someone who wasn't present, a good majority of them were talking to someone who was literally right next to them! In fact, the only muscles that appeared to even be functioning were their eyes, mouths, and... somewhat their hands and arms, which they used to eat, drink, and game.

One particular logo that appeared to just be plastered around the ship's interior was something called "BNL". It didn't take long for you to notice that this particular branding was literally everywhere! The ads, the humans' clothes, their food bags and cups... even the holographic sun that lit up the ship had that logo on it!

"Ya know..." Micah was the first one to speak as he slowly dragged himself out of the room, looking around. He kicked an empty cup that had found its way onto the ground, watching as it hit someone in the face... they didn't even notice. "If this is what the damn future's like... I see why the Multiverse is fucked..." He spat.

"Speak for yourself!" Midna exclaimed from the side. If you all looked over, she had since reclined into one of the floating chairs, a milkshake in hand. "Personally, I could get used to this life!" She snickered, and took a sip from her beverage.​

"Whoa... What is this...?" Agent 3 seemed, and sounded, incredibly amazed and full of wonder - but even so, just as equally confused. "This is... quite something to take in, uh... I don't know if I approve of the happenings, but the scene is a nice treat." She laughed a little, and intended to hide at the back of the scene - but if she had the opportunity, perhaps a ride on one of the chairs won't hurt if one passed her. If a floating chair 'did' pass the Inkling while she tried to back away, she would make a hasty attempt to climb onto it - if she even can scale it to begin with!
Character Information

Link to CS: Here!​

Hex Code: #61BD6D​

Status (physically): Fine​

Status (mentally/emotionally): Positive/Surprised​

Powers: Inkling (species abilities and traits)​

Items: Hero Shot, Splat Bombs, Splashdown​

Skills/Abilities: Highly mobile, leadership skills​

Course of action: What's up with this place...?/Space is pretty...​

RP Information

Location: Technological Ship, space​

Interactions: thatguyinthestore​

Mentions: P PopcornPie​

Nearby/In Group: @SpaceIsATrip​

 

[ConnorOfficials]

Lilith

Lilith was looking around the place as she looks slightly off ease. "If this is what the future holds for us then I don't think we have much hope." She then looks over to Midna who was lounging on one of the floating chairs with her milkshake. "Hey what's even in that stuff anyway?" Then she looked up at the sign behind her and was even more confused. "Food in a...what?"

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[thatguyinthestore]

"Dunno how exactly we're supposed to blend in when everyone here is five times our weight..." Jason muttered in response to Jared's suggestion. He looked at the other people in question, who all seemed to be too focused on the screens in front of them to even notice the group. "But... something tells me we won't even have to worry about blending in..." He said.

In the meantime, GIR had since gotten up off the floor and climbed up onto Kyou's shoulder. He sat there with a dumb smile on his face, his tongue sticking out of his mouth. The tiny robot didn't say anything, though. He just... kinda sat there, staring off into space. When one of the many floating chairs passed Agent 3, she would have indeed found herself able to climb up onto its back! The occupant of the chair in question appeared to be an overweight red-haired woman... who still didn't even notice Agent 3. Instead, she was talking to an equally overweight raven haired woman over a video chat.

"And then I told Todd that the choco-double swirl is obviously not as good as the choco-double swirl deluxe! And then HE said he was trying to cut down on his weight!" The red-haired woman exclaimed, which earned a laugh from her friend over the video call.

Midna, who was still reclining in one of the empty chairs, held up her cup when Lilith asked her what was in it, and stared at it for a long moment. "Hmm...." She hummed out. "I... think it's supposed to be some kinda milkshake..." She tipped the straw towards Lilith. "You want some?" She asked, only to pause for a moment as she remembered that Lilith had no body or stomach, which in turn just caused her to slowly pull the milkshake back. "Oh... yeah... sorry."

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[Celestial Speck]

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Kyou and Mimaki...Seemed a bit off-put by this. As children, they obviously saw movies depicting stuff like that. (Well, Kyou did, at the very least) Megacorps, humanity not even having to do a single thing in the future and ending up evolving in horrible ways, but to see it in real life is something else entirely. This felt like the setting for some movie about capitalism. Just...None of the humans felt like heroes. The Oni just kinda held on his little robot-in-a-shoulder, but...Kept staring with Mimaki, the who blinked as Midna spoke about her milkshake, as he stared closely at it.

"F-Fries in a cup?" Mimaki spoke, reading the name of the milkshake out loud. Although, since it was on English, it was entirely possible he messed it up. Still, whether or not it was true, the damage was done, as a look of absolute disgust appeared on his face, the thought of all that grease and oil blended into a milkshake of all things inside his mind. "This place is disgusting. If what you all said is true, then no doubt this 'Ganondorf' took this place over." Even Kyou's daughter could do it...

"Pretty sure it's Canondwarf, Mimaki." Kyou spoke wisely, as Mimaki just stared with his jaw kinda open at his friend, then at the mentally challenged robot on his shoulder, then his friend.

"Right..." Mimaki spoke, as he looked over at Jason. "...I'm guessing you're the head of this group? I suppose I'll follow you folks around for now to decide if I should come along with Kyou, you all seem genuine enough...Although, since you, and by extension, I, are meant to find and destroy anything relating to Ganon and his influence, do you have any idea where we should start here...?"

 

[thatguyinthestore]

Jason would shake his head in response to Mimaki. “No idea,” He said. His hands relaxed on his hips as he began to take a look around the ship. “Ganondorf’s influence usually isn’t entirely obvious from the get go. Our best bet is to search this place and try to find something amiss...”

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[ConnorOfficials]

Lilith

Lilith looks at the drink Midna offered and looked back at her, she would soon realize the mistake she made and apologized about the offer. "No it's fine I get that sometimes." Mimaki says that this place is defiantly under Ganondorf's control. "Well it looks a little too futuristic for his taste but it's likely."

Suddenly Lilith remembered that she should be keeping an eye on what Alexis because of what Orbeck said earlier. "Give me a moment." She says as she starts spying on her while trying not to get spotted.

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[Celestial Speck]

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Mimaki simply nodded, his hand finally resting away from his blade, likely from the fact he didn't feel the need to use it. At least...Not now. This place didn't give a very threatening vibe. "I guess that makes sense...Something in the media, then?" Mimaki spoke, as he kept looking around. From the looks of it, everything here was automated, and the humans consumed media more then they consumed food. "It's probably a tad obvious, but I suppose the easy targets are always the first ones to be analyzed...?"

"Ooooh, maybe he's brainwashin' people with media, yeah! Or maybe he's makin' them fat so they can't fight back! Well, eh, fatter..." It was clear Kyou wasn't this loud or dumb- he probably was just playing along to tease Mimaki, to which the Kitsune just shook his head. "Maybe we should ask someone? We might have to be loud enough so they can notice us..."

"Doubt it, from the looks of it, they wouldn't notice us unless we turned their TV's off, and that'd be putting us in a bad spot for any conversation. Our best bet is maybe finding a computer of sorts to check the media ourselves. We just have to hope the people in power here don't question our...Colorful appearances."

 

[PopcornPie]

"I see..." Megumin nodded calmly. "Sounds like it was a very desperate situation."

Lucky watched with resignment as GIR was kicked across the room yet again. He wouldn't expect a robot to feel pain, but you'd think there'd be at least some discomfort or annoyance. Perhaps one too many hits had taken away that ability.

At last, the door was opened, but Lucky quickly wanted to stay trapped. The crew of this ship...ugh, they were disgusting. Each was a glob of wobbly fat on a chair! Ick! Even more disgusting was their diet of puree'd food. "If they try to feed me 'carrot in a cup', I'll shove the straw down so far down their gullets, they'll be shitting spaghetti noodles!...You know, made of shit."

"Look, GIR, we're all free!" Megumin was about to usher the robot along, but he instead made himself comfortable on Kyou's shoulder. This allowed Megumin to go and see the world for herself.

What she saw gave her the sense of wonder that everyone else had when they first learned of being in outer space. "Wooow! Screens everywhere! Chairs that move on their own! Looking at it makes me all...urp!" Unfortunately, she also saw another surge of vertigo, and her vision blurred as she wobbled. "I cannot hold it in any longer! I want to find some place to release all this...dizziness."

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[thatguyinthestore]

"Well, they could have been like this before Ganondorf's tampering..." Jason mused as he continued to look around the place in all directions. Slowly, he lowered his head, and then turned back to face Kyou and Mimaki. "Either way, don't let your guard down."

Luckily for Megumin, she would find a bathroom just a few steps away from her current position.

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[Celestial Speck]

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"Oh, yer right. Though...If that's the case, wouldn't it just make messin' with 'em even easier?" Kyou mused quietly to himself. Mimaki did say they essentially evolved backward, which likely meant that unless Ganon is old and takes his time, he probably didn't have anything to do with the sorry state of these humans like Jason had just said. "Like...I may be wrong, I generally am- but it would certainly be very easy to manipulate these people, no offense to 'em, of course."

"I doubt they even care..." Mimaki said, waving his hands to one of them, trying to get a reaction. Regardless, he turned to Megumin as she threatened to throw up. Eugh. "...Are we even moving, though? A ship this big would likely not waste a lot of fuel..." Then again...This is the future, he's a mere man from two-thousand-thirty-something. He's a stranger here. "Ah, but be careful, anyways. Like the Red-Masked-Man said, keep your guard up. Even when...Throwing up."

Meanwhile, Kyou decided to analyze GIR. Maybe he was a robot from this 'BnL' company thing...? "Oi, lad, you what Bee Ene El is?"

 

[PopcornPie]

"It does remind one of what Robbie Rotten did to those train passengers, huh?" Lucky would join Agent 3 in trying to snag a chair. "Hey, Lassie, has anyone given you the time of day? Or do we actively nerd to get their attention?"

"Oh, thank heavens!" Megumin rammed her way into the little ladies' room. She came in, the sounds of satisfied wretching came out.

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[Crow]

"I'm just gonna go grab a smoothie," Ben says as he looks about the various advertisements, "pep up, Megumin, you do not want to get lost here."

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[PopcornPie]

"I won't!" Megumin groaned to Ben. "Even if I wanted to, I'm a bit busy unloading spacesick-heruuuuggh!" Hopefully, there was nobody else in this bathroom. "I'll catch up with you, Ben."

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[BoltBeam]

Agent 3

When one of the many floating chairs passed Agent 3, she would have indeed found herself able to climb up onto its back! The occupant of the chair in question appeared to be an overweight red-haired woman... who still didn't even notice Agent 3. Instead, she was talking to an equally overweight raven haired woman over a video chat.

"And then I told Todd that the choco-double swirl is obviously not as good as the choco-double swirl deluxe! And then HE said he was trying to cut down on his weight!" The red-haired woman exclaimed, which earned a laugh from her friend over the video call.

...Well, this isn't a fun situation. She was hoping to get a vacant one, but I guess she still got 'roughly' what she wanted? She shrugged, continued holding onto the chair, and dared not say anything nor do anything else as she practically held on for her life (except maybe not).

"It does remind one of what Robbie Rotten did to those train passengers, huh?" Lucky would join Agent 3 in trying to snag a chair. "Hey, Lassie, has anyone given you the time of day? Or do we actively nerd to get their attention?"

...Or at least, not until this happened. Hearing the bunny, she looked to him and briefly let go with one hand to use it to shrug in 'I have no idea' before resuming her grip. Not a word left the Inkling's mouth, but this was... not the situation she expected. 'Well, darn.' She thought to herself in defeat. In something of a last ditch effort, The Inkling tried to get 'under' the chair to hide, hoping it's more stable there.
Character Information

Link to CS: Here!​

Hex Code: #61BD6D​

Status (physically): Fine​

Status (mentally/emotionally): Concern​

Powers: Inkling (species abilities and traits)​

Items: Hero Shot, Splat Bombs, Splashdown​

Skills/Abilities: Highly mobile, leadership skills​

Course of action: What's up with this place...?/Space is pretty...​

RP Information

Location: Technological Ship, space​

Interactions: thatguyinthestore , P PopcornPie​

Mentions: None​

Nearby/In Group: @SpaceIsATrip​

 

[PopcornPie]

"Yeah, I thought so." Lucky galloped behind the chair, bounding forward to grip one of Agent 3's tendrils. "You're too passive, Lassie. Let me try. But if it makes you feel better, this won't involve punching." He climbed the Inkling like a rock wall on the playground, perching on top of the chair. "Lassie, come on, let's try to get her to notice our reflections in her screen." He whispered, a flash of naughtiness occuring in his eyes. If the lady noticed, he'd pull himself back to Agent 3's side of the chair with a giggle.

"I can't promise that I dumped all of it," Megumin announced groggily as she stepped out, her face still a little green. "But I got rid of the worst of it. Hey, Ben, wait up!"

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[thatguyinthestore]

Kyou's analysis of GIR would not reveal any "BnL" insignia on him. In fact, he really didn't seem to have anything of importance on him. He was just... plain. "What's that?" GIR would ask curiously in response to Kyou's question, tilting his head to the side like a dog.

Unfortunately for Megumin, though, whenever she entered the ladies' room for her... "business".... she would be stopped on the way out of the door!

"Just a trim?" The pink robot asked her in a highly synthesized female voice, and before she could react, several mechanical arms began protruding out of its sides! All of them held different forms of makeup, such as some blush, mascara, lipstick, eyeliner, etc. The robot then proceeded to fly up towards Megumin and absolutely douse her in the makeup, and by the time it was done, she was absolutely covered in makeup! The pink robot proceeded to produce a mirror in one of its many arms for the archwizard to look into, and when she did, Megumin would find that she had quite the makeover! Her entire face had been given a complete overhaul in terms of looks! From red lipstick to black eyeliner to some blush to bring everything out, why, Megumin looked like one of those child beauty pagent stars!

Ew.

Back outside, Ben's words had triggered one of the other robots to fly over to him. It appeared to be a servant robot of sorts, and in its hand it held a smoothie cup, similar to what Megumin had. Besides the familiar "BnL" branding, this cup read simply read "Chocolate Shake."

The lady in the chair, though, did not yield the same kind of results that Ben had - or any results at all, really. The lady really didn't even appear to notice either one of them!

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[Celestial Speck]

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Huh...So either this is a...Really incomplete model, although he doubts this is the case. Maybe it's from another station? Either way, as he asked that question to him, Kyou smiled with wisdom, as he rubbed his chin. "I'm glad ya asked, lil' one! It's really simple! It's...It's, uh. It's..."

...Crap. He didn't know what it was. Capitalism? He can't say that to this mentally challenged toaster, can he? Does he even know what capitalism is? Thankfully, or unfortunately, Megumin's sacrifice via being a test dummy for one of the robots of this place allowed Kyou to let out a laugh, Mimaki a look of shock, although followed with mild amusement, and the both of them snickering at the end of the day like two kids.

"That!" Kyou exclaimed out, pointing at the robot who just 'attacked' Megumin. "Get ready lil' dude, we'll probably be seein' a lot of those during our stay here!"

"An automata that is not from the gods...? Interesting." Mimaki said although he proceeded to give Megumin a little cloth piece for her to clean out her make-up from. Still, the results with the woman in the chair were not surprising. "Regardless, this place is amusing. Although, I'd recommend not drinking this shake. It...Probably isn't healthy for your system."

"Ya might inflate like a balloon and pop!" Kyou said, snickering a bit more. "Anyways...Concentration time, guys! We got a whole ship to explore, so don't get lost!"

With that, still holding onto GIR adorably, Kyou proceeded to move about to find any clues at high speeds again- although making sure not to break or press any strange buttons. At the first sign of something or someone intelligent enough that wasn't a person in front of their T.V., or something that was helpful to them, he'd stop!

 

[Laix_Lake]

Orbeck of Vinhiem
Status: this display of gluttony, and looking for someone who is not a glutton.
condition: Normal, if not stressed.
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With everything that was going on at this point, Orbeck almost didn't realize that the door was in fact opened up by the efforts of Rex and the Kamen Rider. And what he found here was...disgusting.

Holographic images filled your visions more than anything else. Each piece of propaganda, most of which was telling the various humans on the ship to eat some sort of food, was no sore to the naked eye! They each had a sort of unique, artistic appeal to them! Though, the targeted ads in question made sense, once you got a good look at what the ship had been filled with.

What some would see as an interesting sight, Orbrck would find a literal populace indulging on shakes...so oblivious to the world around them as they talk through floating screens and go through there lives on floating chairs. It's not as if Orbeck was comparing this sight to the pile of sludge that is Aldrich, nothing would compare to his appetite for men. But still...this is just embarring, do they even know that they are flying through the stars in SPACE? Because they look like they could care less about this sort of stuff.

Then there was the archwizard, who after her trip to the bathroom, was assaulted by...some sort of robot with makeup? her face turned into something overdone with the powders and the lipstick. Just the kind of thing that people would make fun of, Like with Kyou for example.

"An automata that is not from the gods...? Interesting." Mimaki said although he proceeded to give Megumin a little cloth piece for her to clean out her make-up from. Still, the results with the woman in the chair were not surprising. "Regardless, this place is amusing. Although, I'd recommend not drinking this shake. It...Probably isn't healthy for your system."

"Ya might inflate like a balloon and pop!" Kyou said, snickering a bit more. "Anyways...Concentration time, guys! We got a whole ship to explore, so don't get lost!"

"I would agree with the recommendation." he said to Mimaki "Just looking at this place...They could have been doing more than just sitting about on some floating chairs and making... mechanization for makeup." disappointment in this version of humanity was clear, but he and the rest of this group had a job to do.

When they hear the double doors open, Jared and Shanoa followed the others to the other side. A futuristic utopia populated with fat people in floating seats that give them food and entertainment, and the ads are riddled with "BnL". Shanoa weirded out, but Jared isn't. "Just what in the world are we?" She asked. "The future, Shanoa, the future." Jared answered before they turn their attention to Midna, sitting on one of the floating seats with a milkshake in hand. Jared would turn to Jason, or any of the higher ups, and ask "So, boss, what we gonna do? I suggest that we blend in with the crowd and see how it goes. Of course we gonna need to have those cool seats if we should...and maybe some food, cause at this moment, my stomach is growling." Shanoa facepalmed

"Shanoa, mind assisting me with the search around here. Maybe we could find someone who isn't distracted by their own desires...and maybe a way to get across...this...flow of people." regardless if she comes along or not, Orbeck would move on his own. Trying to get past the oncoming traffic of people will be an issue, but maybe he could find an intersection before he could consider crossing over?

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[Atomic Chucklenuts]

Rex and Hiryu manage to get the door open and what lies beyond would be another story. They soon find themselves in a more futuristic setting where everyone gets everything done for them. “Wow... this is horrible! If this is what the future is like, then I’m assuming fun is a thing, dead and gone.“ Micah mentions how the multiverse is doomed if this is the future with Rex agreeing with a nod. Midna says otherwise, getting a simple head roll from Rex. “Yeah, you would!”


Rex mumbled under his shirt, annoyed by her lazy nature. Sora and Rex go their own, ways apart from each other and start to explore the place. Where would they go? Who knows.


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[PopcornPie]

• A Beautiful Archwizard
• A Naughty Rabbit (On The Bright Side, He Makes An Adorable Team Pet)
• Both
• Character Information

• 
  Suddenly, what could best be described as a giant faberge egg found itself triggered by Megumin's episode, and had her cornered! "Um...I'm sorry, I'm okay now." She muttered, covering her minty complexion with her hands.
  
  "Just a trim?" The robot answered her with a question.
  
  "No, that's okay. I know I was just wandering through an old camp, and a dirty alleyway, but I'm still in good shape, right?"
  
  "Just a trim?" Instead of sparing her mercy, the robot unleashed its arsenal of beauty products.
  
  Now realizing the gravity of the situation, Megumin spread herself across the wall, tears flooding her eyes as she pounded her heart with her folded hands, begging for mercy.
  
  
  
  "NO, PLEASE! I'M AN ARCHWIZARD ON A NOBLE QUEST!"
  
  "Just a trim?"
  
  "THERE MUST BE SOMEONE ELSE WHO THREW UP! SPREAD THINE FABULOUS WRATH ON THAT SINNER, NOT I!"
  
  "JUST A TRIM?"
  
  "I KNOW IT WAS MESSY! I'LL CLEAN UP ALL UP! YOU'LL HAVE A SPARKLY CLEAN TOILET AGAIN!"
  
  "JUST A TRIM?"
  
  "NOT ENOUGH?! I'LL OIL YOU, I'LL CHANGE YOUR BATTERIES, I'LL DO ANYTHING!" Alas, her pleas fell on deaf ears! Mostly because this giant beautifying egg didn't have any.
  
  "AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The dying cry of her slaughtered dignity rung out.
  
  It felt like days of powdery, glitzy, glammy, haute cout-torture before this diabolical pink egg was satisfied with its...her?...work.
  
  Inside this bathroom went a young archwizard. Out of the bathroom came a Rocky Horror reject.
  
• 
  One of the nice things about having no paws was that it was all too easy to give someone "Mickey Mouse ears" from behind. "Ehehehehehe!" He went for all sorts of taunts: Wiggling his tail, pulling on his lips and nostrils, sticking out his tongue, anything you would think of. The entire time, he was chuckling like a little kid.
  
  Surprisingly, nothing worked!
  
  "I don't think you'll have to worry about bein' spotted, Lassie." Lucky concluded, before hopping off to meet with everyone else. "Nah, Laddie, you can't squash fun." He wagged his tail at Rex. "If we gotta make a ruckus, then I'll enjoy every minute of it. But, uh...these people seem to have enough fun in their own little worlds."
  
• 
  
  And then Lucky saw Megumin's new look, and broke into brogue laughter. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! WHAT IS THIS, 'WIZARDS AND TIARAS'?! HEEEHOOHOOHOOHOO!"
  
  "Yeah, Lucky, I get it, we're even." Megumin grumped, wearily accepting Mimaki's handkerchief. "As you continue to mock, just remember that I have plenty of gray dye and shampoo left. Now, where's Ben?"
  
  
• 
  
  Lucky:
  
  Interactions: BoltBeam Atomic Chucklenuts
  
  Mood:
  Channeling his inner Bart Simpson.
  
  Location: Crappy space station
  
  On nub: Paw O' Death, Pistol Obtained in Blood Gulch, Tesseract Watch, Communicator, Universal TV Remote, Purple Stuff, Meat Tenderizing Hammer, RPG, pieces of yarn from Experiment #48, some Pink and White Potion, Michael Meyers's Knife
  
  Powers/Abilities:
  
  Rabbit senses-Lucky has a keen sense of hearing and smell.
  
  Text color: e63f29
  
  (Lupé text color: f3e37e)
  
  Megumin:
  
  Interactions: thatguyinthestore Crow
  
  Mood:
  
  
  
  Location:
  
  On hand: Archwizard hat, Manatite Staff, Tesseract Watch, Bill Cipher's hat, Dagger, Shank, Captain Falcon’s scarf, Dynamite, Mana potion from Orbeck, “Otterly Amazing” pajamas, Wireless Headphones With Microphone, GPS, ToolGun Instruction Manual, Dagger, Spartan Laser, Pet Shampoo, Gray Fur Dye, Danger Red/Crimson (Whatever you would call Lucky's natural shade) Fur Dye, Dematting Rake, Leash, Rubber Duck, Strange Paper/”"011648", half of a black potion, Hat Kid's hat, Backpack
  
  Powers/Abilities:
  
  Explosion: A one-use spell that causes a tremendous explosion. Disintegrates anything it touches. Because of its outrageously high MP cost, Megumin becomes too tired to move after casting. It was disabled via brain tampering in Blood Gulch, but would you believe that all it took was a fall down some stairs and an angry rant to get it back!?
  
  Combat: Very, VERY basic combat training by Mao Mao and Samus.
  
  Text color: BD1341