thatguyinthestore
Off to a Better Place
"I'm the fuckin' Gingerdead Man! What the fuck else do I look like!?" The sentient cookie replied.
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"What do you think I'm gonna do?" The Leprechaun asked, continuing to giggle as he inched even closer to Agent 3. Before he could do anything, (though honestly he wasn't even going to do anything at all) Benrey decided to bull out a bomb. He may have been a little creepy gremlin man, but that didn't mean that he couldn't recognize a grenade when he didn't see one. So, instead of even catching it, the Leprechaun merely waved in response and disappeared in a green mist of what looked like some kind of dust, right before it had a chance to strike him. So, at this point, the boat had been destroyed and the creepy Leprechaun had escaped, more than likely stalking the trio in the trees or something.
Way to go, Benrey.
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Imagine Orbecks annoyance to find that it was just that possessed doll who was hiding from the Masked Mad Man. What a perfectly good waste of a spell.Meanwhile, as Orbeck and Whisper investigated the rustling in the bushes, they found none other than Chucky, who'd apparently taken to hiding from Jason there. "The fuck're you two dipshits doing here!?" He snarled.
Takeing a look at the fight from a distance, it was clear that Jason was not though with them yet. Even with his injuries inhibiting his capabilities, he is still persistent.Jason had been too focused on catching the reverse tree branch to even notice Yang's sudden sweep towards his foot, which caused him to fall down to one knee. The subsequent punch to his head was enough to send Jason falling to the ground, right onto his shoulder. The kick, however, was caught by Jason before it could land. Not being in an optimal position to swing her like he had before, Jason merely pulled Yang down to the ground, hoping to cause her to fall onto her back. If this was successful, he would try jab the fire arrow Kassandra had shot him with into her eye, aiming for a direct hit to Yang's brain.
"That..." Agent 3 listened and seemed to understand. "That makes sense, but now we're in this wonky situation, aren't we...? Someone had to go here somehow or at some point, we just had no knowing. I feel like that's the part that got us." She explained, though silently cursing Benrey's attitude - yet also commending it. Punishing himself for a mistake, knowing it was very well his fault... Nice.“Look..... I didn’t like how the situation was going on back there on the boat, and my instincts and experience with horror movies, even though I watched a few, basically told me to GTFO out of there quickly. I know that I should hav waited to find out if he was actually a threat, but considering his story so far, and the world we are basically in, my mind and instincts told me to basically protect myself. While the Leprechaun may have actually been friendly, something tells me that it has a kill count already, and I didn’t want to figure out if it was legit or not.” as he sigh, before responding to Benedict “Also, don’t you have multiple yachts or something, why need a simple boat...” before starting to look around him, making sure nothing else was here.
“Look, you can criticize me all you want, but I don’t think splitting up from the main group was a good idea.... so how about we find other people because I don’t feel safe out here with only the three, three and a half of us being out here. If we ever see that leprechaun again, how about you guys sit back and let me be the punching bag for once, because it was my fault we got ourselves into this mess, and I will get ourselves out of it”
Agent 3 heard the rhymes of the Leprechaun and once more froze - that voice of his is 'not' going to escape her, is it? "...Oh boy..."As the trio attempted to make their way back towards the main group, hoping to find the archery station, their lines of sight and eardrums would be haunted by the Leprechaun. Just as things went quiet, they would hear its childish giggles in their ears. Every few moments, they would find him standing on a tree branch, waving at them jovially. Sometimes, they'd even hear something that may or may not have come from him directly, such as a rustling in the bushes, or tree branches brushing up against each other.
"She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice!" His rhymes echoed throughout the trees as Benrey, Benedict, and Agent 3 attempted to escape his presence. "Get me me gold, and you might just grow old!"
“Look, if ya want revenge, how about we just settle it right here and now, because it’s clear you want to tear my head out of its socket and piss on my corpse after what I done to your house and tried to kill you. I know it was stupid of me to do that, since I reacted on instinct alone, so let’s just fight right here and now, oh and don’t go after the other two and the half with me, so don’t do anything to them.”
"We do 'not' know where your gold is - we didn't even know of your existence to begin with!" Agent 3 said coldly before Benedict cut in.The Leprechaun giggled in response to Benrey's clear eagerness for a fight with him. "I think I'll kill all of you! You all know where me gold is, after all!" He exclaimed, before suddenly appearing on Benrey's shoulder. With the force of a grown adult male, he slammed his fists down on his head with enough force to quite possibly knock him down, before disappearing again. "Tell me where it is, and I'll make your deaths easier on ya!"
“Ah! I have it! Come hobo man! I hear your kind craves items such as......these.“
He would say before pulling out a large bag of gold shaking it as if to taunt the green goblin himself
The Leprechaun would tilt his head to the side once Benedict produced his own bag of gold, hopping off of Benrey's shoulder in the process. After landing on the ground with a quiet thud, he approached the fancy man quietly in a crouched position, his creepy smile on his face all the while. "I'm afraid that ain't me gold!" The Leprechaun said jovially as he shook his head, before swiping at Benedict with his sharp claws!
"...Right!" Agent 3 nodded - and though she seemed reluctant, she grabbed her weapon in preparation - and as the group grew once more with Ben joining them... "...Heh, nice... welcome to the team, nice to have familiar faces." She said in a positive tone, not yet firing or willing to, but is prepared to.“If we survive this.... I owe all you guys a favor I can do for ya for free, which is week off helping ya guys with anything you need, because it’s my fault this happened, and I really don’t wanna get Scot-free from my mistakes.” as he jumped back up, before charging forest the Leprechaun with an iron and steel spear, trying to stab the midget in the back while it was busy with the fight.