TheElenaFisher
Senior Member
ʙʟᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴇʟʟᴀᴅᴏɴɴᴀ
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...yeah, it seems like the potion Yang drank turned her into an idiot who got distracted by bright lights. Before she could respond to what she said about her zippers, the one she drank took affect and suddenly, everything just melted away in her brain. Once, she cared about saving the multiverse and keeping people safe, upset about the lies the MPF had and the deaths that they had covered up, but now?
Now, her potential had unlocked. Her potential... as a gamer.
The stale Cheeto dust on her fingers gave her power as she looked at everyone. “I’ve evolved and become a higher being. For you see, I am a true gamer. And it’s not because I don’t have a life, but it’s because I chose to have many! I bet you all play on your Nintendo 3DS’s, you losers! THE CONSOLE WAR HAS BEGUN! REEEEEEEE!”
She began to drink a Mountain Dew bottle that had just mysteriously appeared in her hand. “NOW WHERE’S THE NEAREST GAMING PC?! I NEED TO OWN SOME PEOPLE ON CS:GO AND FORTNITE!”
...This was truly the funniest shit that the writer had ever seen and written.
marc122 , thatguyinthestore , @ vial gang
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...yeah, it seems like the potion Yang drank turned her into an idiot who got distracted by bright lights. Before she could respond to what she said about her zippers, the one she drank took affect and suddenly, everything just melted away in her brain. Once, she cared about saving the multiverse and keeping people safe, upset about the lies the MPF had and the deaths that they had covered up, but now?
Now, her potential had unlocked. Her potential... as a gamer.
The stale Cheeto dust on her fingers gave her power as she looked at everyone. “I’ve evolved and become a higher being. For you see, I am a true gamer. And it’s not because I don’t have a life, but it’s because I chose to have many! I bet you all play on your Nintendo 3DS’s, you losers! THE CONSOLE WAR HAS BEGUN! REEEEEEEE!”
She began to drink a Mountain Dew bottle that had just mysteriously appeared in her hand. “NOW WHERE’S THE NEAREST GAMING PC?! I NEED TO OWN SOME PEOPLE ON CS:GO AND FORTNITE!”
...This was truly the funniest shit that the writer had ever seen and written.
marc122 , thatguyinthestore , @ vial gang