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"I had to demonstrate!" Megumin whined. "Nobody was taking my plight seriously, and I also feared that someone would ask me to use Explosion in Gravity Falls!" She was struggling to get up as fruitlessly as a turtle on a wet floor, powerless as Lealan approached her with a syringe. The archmage swallowed, her face turning blue; usually, medication in Belzerg was administered by potions which could be ingested like any other drink, not a goddamn needle. As such, Megumin screamed like a mouse in a mouse trap when it pierced her skin.Upon hearing Megumin start her chant, Lealan would have a moment of panic. She would grab Snake in one arm and crouch down to cover Lucky when he latched on. Two shields, one of stone and one of obsidian surround the three, until she hears the spell backfire. Lealan deconstructs the walls and glares at the archmage.
"YOU LITTLE SHIT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO CAST THAT AROUND FRIENDLIES AGAIN!!" Lealan pulls out a Red Stim Pack and teleports next to Megumin. She attempts to jam it into the shorter female none too gently, before injecting the fluid and ripping the syringe out. The new wound from Lealan would heal no problem (But still hurt), and whatever fluid left would indiscriminately seek out damage to heal for the next few seconds.
"'Fool'!?" Megumin spat, folding her arms and hardening her eyes. "I'll have you know that I am the most experienced user of Explosion in Belzerg!" Well...Okay, that wasn't entirely true. There were also Wiz and Wolbach, the former even being able to use it without fainting. But one was too timid to even consider blowing something up, and the other was dead.The crippled arch wizard, unable to use a spell because of " Brain switching stunt.". Yes, Orbeck was unable to use his sorceries during his time in Gravity falls due to a "natural law of weirdness magnetism". But to be made unable to use magic in its entirety, would he even call himself a Sorcerer if he was unable to cast sorceries? He makes his way to the now paralyzed Megumin, crouching down beside her as he puts the smoothies to the side. Seeing some plant creature, jam a syringe into the young arch wizard with little discretion. From the panicked complaints, it seems to be apparent that her magic is (unsurprisingly) many times deviating than what he has to offer.
"So, I assume she is a bit of a fool. From how you berated her at least." he said to Lealan.
Her nose wrinkled and snorted like a bull's snout. "I was ONLY trying to help get rid of Meta! It's not my fault if the rest of you didn't know what to do when I cast it!" Usually, Kazuma and the others would run for cover, or cast something to protect themselves.Lealan rolls the remnant of the Death Stick into her mouth and eats it, letting out one last smokey breath. "Yes. She is. Last time I saw that spell cast, it was in the middle of a bunch of friendlies. And I specifically told her.... uh.... Actually I think I just told her I would survive it if she were to hit me with it, and that it wouldn't end well for her.... there was the implication that I would eat her stupid self for it though.
The threat had Megumin gasping and twisting her body around her staff. "Hmph." Megumin pouted at Jason. "Mine is the most deadly of all offensive magics. If I get it back, you won't regret not stopping me. I'll burn Ganondorf to ashes!"He turned, staring Megumin dead in the eye behind the cold, dead, slightly animated eyes of his red helmet. "If you ever do get that power working again, and I catch you trying to use it around anyone, I'll snap that staff of your's in half." And then, when Lealan attempted to inject Megumin with some kind of weird fluid, Jason grabbed her by the collar and yanked her back before she could even do so. "That also means no injecting allies with strange fluids."
"Oh, that's right, she's a cannibal." With an uneasy feeling bubbling in his gut, Lucky backed towards Leo. "No, you don't get it. That lass likes eating raw meat. And she doesn't give a shit who she's eating. She's even threatened to eat me once or twice."Damn I'm hungry. I could use some meat.... Like Penguin, I haven't have Penguin in so long." Lealan begins to drool as she thinks about food.
Lucky giggled sinisterly. "Who said anything about me razin' the entire universe? I just want Blood Gulch. Probably the Freelancers' quarters on the side.""Number two, in case you forgot, we're on a mission to save the Multiverse here. There won't be any grazing entire universes.
"...Hm?" Lucky cocked his head. Oooh, two fights between four people! Something told him that this would be just like those wrestling matches he used to watch."Hey Rex, I was wondering what else you got ever since we last saw each other - you got new machines, I got new aliens - we could test them out. I mean, I'm already transformed and all..."
"Mine too, Lassie!" Lucky winked at Rex. Maybe Rex wasn't as powerful as Ben's aliens, but that kid was a persistent fucker, and probably going to keep bounding back to his opponent, even if Ben chopped his legs off!"Ohhh! Two fights?" Midna asked as she heard Ben propose a spar with Rex. Midna let out a mischievous giggle and floated over to that pair as well. "Hmmm...." She hummed as she mockingly placed two fingers on the bottom of her chin in thought. After a long draw of that hum, she smiled and floated beside Rex. "My money's on the tech monkey!"
The bunny saw one more familiar face out of the corner of his eye. "Kendall?...But he doesn't look deranged anymore." He turned on his nub, quickly approaching. "Where Kendall is, Lana is. I never did give her dress back..."
"'Fool'!?" Megumin spat, folding her arms and hardening her eyes. "I'll have you know that I am the most experienced user of Explosion in Belzerg!" Well...Okay, that wasn't entirely true. There were also Wiz and Wolbach, the former even being able to use it without fainting. But one was too timid to even consider blowing something up, and the other was dead.
"I don't know, we could..." Megumin stammered, racking her brain. Fortunately, Leo used some kind of psychic power to stop Midna, and freed the pilot.
"See?" Lucky folded his arms. "Nothin' we could do. It requires hypnosis or some shit."
"She said that it was us who gave Zant the power to cause all this..." Megumin whimpered. "D-does that mean...?" Her eyes wobbled as they gazed at Lucky. "When we dealt with Meta?..."
"Doubt it." Lucky answered callously. "I feel like if we were instrumental in gettin' that Cape bombed, we wouldn't exactly be welcomed here with milkshakes." He started hopping for the open field. "Now lemme see if I can round up some birds for Lealan before she starts chewin' on someone." When he remembered his earlier goal of talking to Kendall, he flicked his head over his shoulder, only to realize that he had lost track of the Typhlosion.
"Is that what you're worried about?" As if Megumin had to ask, really. She knew better than anyone else that Explosion saw everything around it as the enemy, and disintegrated them just the same. "I can show you how my party members brace themselves. Then, it should be safe."
turning back to Megumin. “Alright,” He said, crossing his arms and shrugging slightly. “Show me.”