WanderingJester
Cool shuppy waddling away from explosions
Ser Albert knew his role. It was to fight enemies of the King, take their swords and shields, bend it sideways, and stick it up their candy-a**es
Indeed, though I hear he has yet to master the fighting technique invented by his predecessor (but came naturally to Jack Storm, maybe it's genetics) known simply as "layeth the smacketh down" upon enemies, commonly referred to as "candya**es" xD