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[Historical Storyteller]

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SER ILYN.
BRING ME HIS HEAD

*Picks up a stone and throws it at Ser Ilyn. The knight soundly crashes on the floor.*

"NEXT! Who else is foolish enough to mess with Lord Walter the Bastard?"

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Your refusal to bend the knee will only make you powerful enemies. I am the RIGHTFUL KING OF WESTEROS.

 

[Elephantom]

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SER ILYN.
BRING ME HIS HEAD

"En garde, bastarde!"

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Your refusal to bend the knee will only make you powerful enemies. I am the RIGHTFUL KING OF WESTEROS.

"You should be the one bending your knees and grabbing your ankles, because I'm gonna fuck a king today!"

 

[Elephantom]

Your refusal to bend the knee will only make you powerful enemies. I am the RIGHTFUL KING OF WESTEROS.

Nope, it's an absurd notion. We all know that JEAN is the rightful, eh, ruler.

 

[Hypnos]

By the way, we have a discord which is where we do most of our general chatting, you should join us in there.

https://discord.gg/FpNsw56

 

[TheAncientCelt]

"En garde, bastarde!"

bastarde

bastard

bastard

bastard

YOU ARE WAKING THE DRAGON
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[Historical Storyteller]

YOU ARE WAKING THE DRAGON
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"You are no dragon, fool. You're just another stupid blond."

 

[clarinetti]

Your refusal to bend the knee will only make you powerful enemies. I am the RIGHTFUL KING OF WESTEROS.

You and how many other claimants to the throne?

Elephantom Historical Storyteller
Welcome to the thread, folks- pleasure to meet you. Judging by the previous posts, I think you two will fit in just fine around here ;p.

 

[Elephantom]

YOU ARE WAKING THE DRAGON
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[TheAncientCelt]

"You are no dragon, fool. You're just another stupid blond."

You'll be burning at sunrise, cravens.

You and how many other claimants to the throne?

Elephantom Historical Storyteller
Welcome to the thread, folks: I think you two will fit in just fine around here ;p.

I have always been the rightful heir. Hush yourself.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I'm certainly going to send you to the wall.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

You'll be burning at sunrise, cravens.

I have always been the rightful heir. Hush yourself.

"Then come here and fight me like a man, you glorious fool. And we'll fight like there's no tomorrow!"

 

[Elephantom]

I'm certainly going to send you to the wall.

The mastaire, snarky, gentlemanly swashbuckler... IN THE W-WALL!!!

"You're compelling me to lighten the weight of your tongue, bastarde!"

 

[TheAncientCelt]

The two of you won't make it out of this OOC chat alive. I'll have WanderingJester and @Fezzes - my loyal lackies - see to that.

 

[Elephantom]

The two of you won't make it out of this OOC chat alive. I'll have WanderingJester and @Fezzes - my loyal lackies - see to that.

"Ha, they're both sleeping their arses off to kingdom come! Now prepare to lose your tongue!"

 

[Elephantom]

But, seriously, aside from the, eh, active camaraderie we have going around here. We still need a good way to implement our characters. Any idea, Historical Storyteller ?

 

[Historical Storyteller]

The two of you won't make it out of this OOC chat alive. I'll have WanderingJester and @Fezzes - my loyal lackies - see to that.

"I call dibs on sticking a sword up his ass!"

 

[TheAncientCelt]

A king doesn't fight the rabble himself.

Just wait for my loyal knights to arrive.,

 

[Historical Storyteller]

But, seriously, aside from the, eh, active camaraderie we have going around here. We still need a good way to implement our characters. Any idea, Historical Storyteller ?

We're gonna take all the information we accumulated from Seiunita and stuff it all here. How?

We're gonna be foreigners that recently discovered Westeros and decided that we want to kick ass there. So we bring in this fleet that carries our army, force the locals to serve us, and begin plotting to take over the Iron Throne from there on!

 

[Historical Storyteller]

A king doesn't fight the rabble himself.

Just wait for my loyal knights to arrive.,

"Well too bad!"

*Walter stabs you in the stomach*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

*Wearing armor*

I'm. . .Gonna call my kingsguard now.

 

[Elephantom]

We're gonna take all the information we accumulated from Seiunita and stuff it all here. How?

We're gonna be foreigners that recently discovered Westeros and decided that we want to kick ass there. So we bring in this fleet that carries our army, force the locals to serve us, and begin plotting to take over the Iron Throne from there on!

Boom kapoot. Slam in a couple of disguises, witty remarks, wholesome swashbuckling, subterfuge, politics, camaraderie, and boom, we're all set.

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

*Noms popcorn* Damn. You two adapted well.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

*Wearing armor*

I'm. . .Gonna call my kingsguard now.

"You might as well have called your mommy, fool!"

*Stabs Viserys in the face*