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[WanderingJester]

lol she has better options when it comes to getting the D from someone, she had a fairly decent pick of the crop given her looks and position

She doesn't just sleep with anyone


>She slept with jasper


>She competes with Ave on who can dress the sluttiest on the regular


>She's related to Cayden

I rest my case  

 

[Akio]

I rest my case  

lol die

 

[Hypnos]

@Hypnos Robert is in King's Landing too right?

Yup, I think so.

 

[Mion]

well from what i understand their gonna make a circle jerk around him which will displace the chaos and make it basically a duel, unless someone breaks the circle, they'll defaintly get a chance to fight though, with how enraged Bennar is he won't be able to figure it out till Bennars much much more exhausted, sicne he'll keep coming as long as he can stand

Just expect Dalton to go full Goldberg if a team forms.

 

[diwa]

Yup, I think so.

What about his wife? It's alright to assume that she's with him, yes? . An NPC.

 

[Mion]

Wait so what weapons are legal and illegal?  If maces are illegal then I would expect a flail and a poleaxe to be illegal.

 

[Hypnos]

What about his wife? It's alright to assume that she's with him, yes? . An NPC.

Yeah, she'd be there, she's also heavily pregnant.

Wait so what weapons are legal and illegal?  If maces are illegal then I would expect a flail and a poleaxe to be illegal.

Anything you can bludgeon someone to death with really, axes are okay but maces and flails aren't.

 

[Mion]

Yeah, she'd be there, she's also heavily pregnant.


Anything you can bludgeon someone to death with really, axes are okay but maces and flails aren't.

I think Dalton will settle for Greatswords, if he's feeling an axe then he could probably just take one from another contestant.

 

[WanderingJester]

Yeah, she'd be there, she's also heavily pregnant.


Anything you can bludgeon someone to death with really, axes are okay but maces and flails aren't.

Fair enough, I fixed it.


Edit: Tmw you want to instantly reply to people since you're in the rare mood to RP but feel ultra lazy after putting out a long post... :/  

 

[Leusis]

I'll be getting a post out today once I'm done with all my classes.

 

[WanderingJester]

Oh, in case anyone wanted a visual representation of Martyn's armor.  It's similar/I got the inspiration from this:

 

[Leusis]

Oh, in case anyone wanted a visual representation of Martyn's armor.  It's similar/I got the inspiration from this:

I kind of hope you aren't making a joke. Ironman VS 100 knights

 

[WanderingJester]

I kind of hope you aren't making a joke. Ironman VS 100 knights

Well, I mean, I kinda wanted to include how the designs originally came from Anthor Hightower even though it was crafted in the Westerlands, but I feel like it would be push it too far XD


Yes, medieval Iron Man is an army in and of himself

 

[Leusis]

@WanderingJester I don't think Martyn has enough fur adorned on his armor, get some mountain lion pelts on there, live up to your damn name.

 

[WanderingJester]

@WanderingJester I don't think Martyn has enough fur adorned on his armor, get some mountain lion pelts on there, live up to your damn name.

Hehe, I can see it now.  Roland on Martyn with no fur on his armor:


"What kind of Mountain Lion doesn't half a pelt on his back?  I would have an actual lion's head on my armor when I was his age, rather than those ugly metal pauldrons on that whelp's shoulders."

Roland on Martyn with fur on his armor:


"What kind of idiot goes into battle with a lion's head on his armor?  I can easily drag him off of his horse by that pelt with one hand, and beat him with the other, and still make it back to Fair Isle for breakfast!"


XD

 

[Leusis]

Hehe, I can see it now.  Roland on Martyn with no fur on his armor:


"What kind of Mountain Lion doesn't half a pelt on his back?  I would have an actual lion's head on my armor when I was his age, rather than those ugly metal pauldrons on that whelp's shoulders."

Roland on Martyn with fur on his armor:


"What kind of idiot goes into battle with a lion's head on his armor?  I can easily drag him off of his horse by that pelt with one hand, and beat him with the other, and still make it back to Fair Isle for breakfast!"


XD

This is possibly too accurate.

 

[WanderingJester]

This is possibly too accurate.

Oh Uncle Roland, Martyn did train under you for a while.  I'm sure he knows over critisim and a constant barrage of demeaning comments is just your way of showing affection XD

 

[Leusis]

Oh Uncle Roland, Martyn did train under you for a while.  I'm sure he knows over critisim and a constant barrage of demeaning comments is just your way of showing affection XD

Its how he weeds out the weak. If you can't handle being called a little whelp who was shit from his mothers ass instead of her sandy dornish whore coont then you won't be able to handle a few hours of training under him, let alone truly be his student. Martyn however was lucky enough to be the size of a full grown man by the time he was in his teens and had a knack for not being a whinny brat like nearly all Lannisters.

 

[WanderingJester]

Its how he weeds out the weak. If you can't handle being called a little whelp who was shit from his mothers ass instead of her sandy dornish whore coont then you won't be able to handle a few hours of training under him, let alone truly be his student. Martyn however was lucky enough to be the size of a full grown man by the time he was in his teens and had a knack for not being a whinny brat like nearly all Lannisters.

Eh, I would say it's more of a 60/40 split between Lannisters who are whinny brats and those who aren't.  I'm sure Albert, Wilhelm, Leon, Edwyn and a few others would/could endure mental and physical torment that came with the training.  On that note however, it makes me wonder if Roland ever just kick the crap out of Tyrik when they were both younger...  :LennySlash:

 

[Leusis]

Eh, I would say it's more of a 60/40 split between Lannisters who are whinny brats and those who aren't.  I'm sure Albert, Wilhelm, Leon, Edwyn and a few others would/could endure mental and physical torment that came with the training.  On that note however, it makes me wonder if Roland ever just kick the crap out of Tyrik when they were both younger...  :LennySlash:

I'm a bit foggy on all the Lannisters, but I'm pretty sure that's Tiber's shitty uncle who Cassie made fun of at dinner. If I'm correct, I'd say yes, at least once. Perhaps we could even go over such an event and figure out what they're relationship actually is.

 

[Mion]

I'm a bit foggy on all the Lannisters, but I'm pretty sure that's Tiber's shitty uncle who Cassie made fun of at dinner. If I'm correct, I'd say yes, at least once. Perhaps we could even go over such an event and figure out what they're relationship actually is.

I mean as long as you know Casterly Rock and Lannisport it shouldn't matter much, the others are kind of irrelevant.

 

[WanderingJester]

I'm a bit foggy on all the Lannisters, but I'm pretty sure that's Tiber's shitty uncle who Cassie made fun of at dinner. If I'm correct, I'd say yes, at least once. Perhaps we could even go over such an event and figure out what they're relationship actually is.

Yes, Tyrik Lannister has, throughout his life, that he wants to be/thinks he deserves to be the overlord of House Lannister and all of its subsequent branches but neither has the talent nor skill to attain or keep such a position.  I'm fairly certain that from Cassandra's personal enmity with him that Roland's beaten the crap out of Tyrik at least once as well.  Perhaps for sure once before Tiber was born and certainly once more after at the very least?  I'm sure the first scenario, which I don't have the details on, would be very much along the lines of:


>Tyrik say something obnoxious/smuggy/arrogant


>Roland tells him to shut up


>Tyrik continues to speak and/or insults Roland/Cassie/Both


>Roland beats him to a pulp


After Tiber was born?  Not much idea in terms of that, though certainly not difficult to come up with something I'm sure.  Tyrik Lannister embodies the vanity and self importance of old House Lannister the best out of all the Lannisters still alive, which makes him very punchable to most people, even within the family.

I mean as long as you know Casterly Rock and Lannisport it shouldn't matter much, the others are kind of irrelevant.

I would go so far as to say all the branch Lords and their spouses/direct heirs are important, but then again, I'm bias *shrug*

 

[Leusis]

Yes, Tyrik Lannister has, throughout his life, that he wants to be/thinks he deserves to be the overlord of House Lannister and all of its subsequent branches but neither has the talent nor skill to attain or keep such a position.  I'm fairly certain that from Cassandra's personal enmity with him that Roland's beaten the crap out of Tyrik at least once as well.  Perhaps for sure once before Tiber was born and certainly once more after at the very least?  I'm sure the first scenario, which I don't have the details on, would be very much along the lines of:


>Tyrik say something obnoxious/smuggy/arrogant


>Roland tells him to shut up


>Tyrik continues to speak and/or insults Roland/Cassie/Both


>Roland beats him to a pulp


After Tiber was born?  Not much idea in terms of that, though certainly not difficult to come up with something I'm sure.  Tyrik Lannister embodies the vanity and self importance of old House Lannister the best out of all the Lannisters still alive, which makes him very punchable to most people, even within the family.


I would go so far as to say all the branch Lords and their spouses/direct heirs are important, but then again, I'm bias *shrug*

Alright it'll go like this.


First time, Roland has just returned from fighting in some war, somewhere, not sure on that detail. Roland and Cassie are at dinner with her family, Tyrik is talking all that good shit, pretty much saying there isn't shit in Westeros cooler than him because hes a Lannister and that makes him above everybody (what you would expect from a rich douche who has done no real work). Roland tells him he should go out next time with him to the battlefield to prove his words, Tyrik gives bullshit excuse, Roland calls him a scared coont. At this point Tyrik insults Roland and Cassie, saying Cassie should have married a better man and that shes essentially a dumb whore for falling for Roland. Roland proceeds to bash Tyrik from one end of the room to the other while the Lionsguard present attempt to stop him, ending with Tyrik unconscious, a few injured Lionsguard and an angry Roland storming out of Casterly Rock with a few broken knuckles.


Second time, Roland is playing with his son Robert, Tiber and Martyn, fighting the three of them with wooden swords, having some fun instead of taking the "Training Session" too seriously as this is one of the few times he got to visit them as young children at Casterly Rock with his son accompanying him. Tyrik attempts to take Tiber and Martyn away to receive some schooling, Roland refuses to let such a thing happen because he won't be around much longer as he has to live the next day. Tyrik decides this is a good time to insult Robert, claiming that hes essentially a meek little boy and would just get beat up playing with Martyn anyway. Roland proceeds to show Tyrik exactly who the meek one in the situation is, breaking a wooden sword over his body and beating him into the mud with his fists.


These could quite possibly be where Tyrik's only scars come from (if you want him to have any) and more than likely he tells people outside the family it came from some battle he fought in.

 

[WanderingJester]

Alright it'll go like this.


First time, Roland has just returned from fighting in some war, somewhere, not sure on that detail. Roland and Cassie are at dinner with her family, Tyrik is talking all that good shit, pretty much saying there isn't shit in Westeros cooler than him because hes a Lannister and that makes him above everybody (what you would expect from a rich douche who has done no real work). Roland tells him he should go out next time with him to the battlefield to prove his words, Tyrik gives bullshit excuse, Roland calls him a scared coont. At this point Tyrik insults Roland and Cassie, saying Cassie should have married a better man and that shes essentially a dumb whore for falling for Roland. Roland proceeds to bash Tyrik from one end of the room to the other while the Lionsguard present attempt to stop him, ending with Tyrik unconscious, a few injured Lionsguard and an angry Roland storming out of Casterly Rock with a few broken knuckles.


Second time, Roland is playing with his son Robert, Tiber and Martyn, fighting the three of them with wooden swords, having some fun instead of taking the "Training Session" too seriously as this is one of the few times he got to visit them as young children at Casterly Rock with his son accompanying him. Tyrik attempts to take Tiber and Martyn away to receive some schooling, Roland refuses to let such a thing happen because he won't be around much longer as he has to live the next day. Tyrik decides this is a good time to insult Robert, claiming that hes essentially a meek little boy and would just get beat up playing with Martyn anyway. Roland proceeds to show Tyrik exactly who the meek one in the situation is, breaking a wooden sword over his body and beating him into the mud with his fists.


These could quite possibly be where Tyrik's only scars come from (if you want him to have any) and more than likely he tells people outside the family it came from some battle he fought in.

I like the first one, but I would like to add in the part where Tyrik insinuates that he could've done a better job than Roland in said war, because of "proper noble blood" in his veins or some other bs.  Of course he gets scowled by the still living, but pretty old Jaime and Brienne.  When the ass beating starts, the Lionguards wanted to intervene but Jaime waved them off, only calling them in to make sure Roland doesn't kill his son by carrying too far, saying that it was a lesson long overdue.  This gets a paradoxical reaction from Brienne, whose respect for Roland increases quite a bit but also displeasure at having such violence occur within their court as well as beating her son nearly into a coma.


The second I would like to change the part where Tyrik say that Martyn would beat up Robert anyways to an veil insult directed at Roland, pretty much saying that he's useless due to all of his old wounds and injuries and can only beat little boys in fights with wooden swords, to which of course Roland breaks one on him.  I would like to also shift location to Fair Isle as well, to one of the few formal visits where large numbers of House Lannister came over for a get together hosted by Cassie, who couldn't not invite Tyrik since she enjoyed his children and wife's presence, and of course thinks they're too good for her little brother (need confirmation with you of course @TheTraveller).  This would give Roland more rights to whoop whoever's ass he wants in his own home (mostly), and show how thoughtless Tyrik is.


Love the only scars and bragging idea.  Could be a reoccurring thing where Tyrik won't shut up about his "heroics" in some vague wars and Roland/Cassie/whoever shutting him down by telling the truth/threatening to add more to his body.  Lemme know what you think about everything.

 

[Leusis]

I like the first one, but I would like to add in the part where Tyrik insinuates that he could've done a better job than Roland in said war, because of "proper noble blood" in his veins or some other bs.  Of course he gets scowled by the still living, but pretty old Jaime and Brienne.  When the ass beating starts, the Lionguards wanted to intervene but Jaime waved them off, only calling them in to make sure Roland doesn't kill his son by carrying too far, saying that it was a lesson long overdue.  This gets a paradoxical reaction from Brienne, whose respect for Roland increases quite a bit but also displeasure at having such violence occur within their court as well as beating her son nearly into a coma.


The second I would like to change the part where Tyrik say that Martyn would beat up Robert anyways to an veil insult directed at Roland, pretty much saying that he's useless due to all of his old wounds and injuries and can only beat little boys in fights with wooden swords, to which of course Roland breaks one on him.  I would like to also shift location to Fair Isle as well, to one of the few formal visits where large numbers of House Lannister came over for a get together hosted by Cassie, who couldn't not invite Tyrik since she enjoyed his children and wife's presence, and of course thinks they're too good for her little brother (need confirmation with you of course @TheTraveller).  This would give Roland more rights to whoop whoever's ass he wants in his own home (mostly), and show how thoughtless Tyrik is.


Love the only scars and bragging idea.  Could be a reoccurring thing where Tyrik won't shut up about his "heroics" in some vague wars and Roland/Cassie/whoever shutting him down by telling the truth/threatening to add more to his body.  Lemme know what you think about everything.

I'd say everything here seems in order, I'm sure @TheTraveller will have no problem with Roland beating up her brother a few times, after all, it gives her more things to throw in his face.