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WanderingJester
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You know, now that I think about it, it's likely more often than not the maids/servants find the royal couple trying to kill one another in the morning (e.g. they walk into the royal bedchambers to see only Kuvira, who's sitting up straight and smiling innocently at them, and of course one of them would run off to get the Hand or the Grand Maester and whoever comes would have to say something like "please get off his Grace's face your Grace, before he suffocates") XD
Hypnos
L'Empereur
I'm sure the royal couple would have to have someone on watch at all times, lest their reign meet a quick end.
WanderingJester
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Well, at least it would be the first recorded account of regicide via sexual exhaustion/activity related killing (that didn't include an alternative method like the classic stabbing in moment of maximum venerability or something *shrug* XD).
Hypnos
L'Empereur
But who would take over the throne? Rory? Aerea? Rory and Aerea?
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WanderingJester
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Whoever's still alive at that point I suppose *shrug*
I'll like to think that after that ordeal, Gelgin and the Grand Maester finally said screw it, call it a truce and both decided to retire elsewhere, even if in my mind I know it's probably more likely that one would've killed the other at this point, or both, if for no other reason than the sheer need to blow off some steam after dealing with the royal couple. XD
Nah though to them getting out so easily. Since this is AWoIaF, they'll likely end up making several children in pure misery and hate sex and only realized their true feelings during mid/late life, where of course upon confession Rory swiftly kills his own brother, as we've discussed in the last OOC
Hypnos
L'Empereur
Whoever's still alive at that point I suppose *shrug*
I'll like to think that after that ordeal, Gelgin and the Grand Maester finally said screw it, call it a truce and both decided to retire elsewhere, even if in my mind I know it's probably more likely that one would've killed the other at this point, or both, if for no other reason than the sheer need to blow off some steam after dealing with the royal couple. XD
Nah though to them getting out so easily. Since this is AWoIaF, they'll likely end up making several children in pure misery and hate sex and only realized their true feelings during mid/late life, where of course upon confession Rory swiftly kills his own brother, as we've discussed in the last OOC
Ah yes Braedon and Kuvira's son: Prince Walder. (A name @JustWhipIt was 100% in support of, don't let anyone say otherwise)
I'm sure he'll do perfectly fine under the tuition of great uncle Baelor, known for his kindness and wisdom.
WanderingJester
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That and simultaneously having a collection of repressed memories of his father and mother losing control of their fury for one another while somehow having the largest supply of knowledge about all things sexual between a man and a woman out of anyone else in the kingdom.
Like a living, breathing, traumatized book of Karma Sutra XD
Hypnos
L'Empereur
The poor boy would be simultaneously the best and the worst king Westeros has ever seen.
WanderingJester
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Walder walking in on a scandalous scene, doesn't bat an eye:
"Lord Hayford, if you're going to do that on a horse, make sure she leans back so that she's laying flat while you lean forward. That way she can wrap her legs around you for extra security and you won't both get buck off. You might even be able to ride around should you choose to be adventurous about it."
"Y-your Grace! Thank you for the... advice? But how did you-"
"I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!" *eye widens and twitches*
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WanderingJester
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Accurate, if that knowledge was actually involved with what Walder had witnessed. However, depraved and hating one another as they did, Braedon and Kuvira only ever tried to kill one another with their own bodies, never involving other people and/or animals, so Poor Walder would not necessarily know what to do with the Prince of Dorne and his horses, and would actually be quite reviled by it XD
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Hypnos
L'Empereur
It's probably better he doesn't know. He's been traumatized enough.
WanderingJester
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The Seven save the people of Pentos, who deserved better than to have their Prince's Palace taken over, and then having to witness Cayden and his band's debauchery all over it and their city. :/
Hypnos
L'Empereur
The people that died were the lucky ones, for they did not have to see what the Dornish Prince did in their master's stables that night.
WanderingJester
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Many a centaurs were born after that day, all of which were exiled to Dorne, where they were received with open arms. This surprised no one
... with the exception of Cayden, who to this day denies his own children.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
Poor little Cayden Jr. just wanted to impress his daddy.
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Hypnos
L'Empereur
They thought the truest enemy came from the north, but no one thought to build a wall in the south as well.
WanderingJester
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TMW All of the LPs outside of the Martells and the Royal family, along with the Night's Watch agreed to simply funneled the Others down a trench that leads straight from the Wall to Dorne's side of the Marshes, with the Lannisters volunteering to pay for the entire cost.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
They're probably evil enough to be the only ones to love it down there.
WanderingJester
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Have the Dragons burn the Marshes after they're done travelling. With the Seven's blessing, it will sink into the sea and when the Doom comes to Dorne, the rest of Westeros will not be affected.
Hypnos
L'Empereur
And the world would be a much better place.
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