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[Mion]

Well, intelligence is often measured by one's ability to retain attention on something.  Thank you for proving my point.

Oh sorry I forgot I am only allowed to reply to the current conversation in this off topic OOC chat.

 

[WanderingJester]

Oh sorry I forgot I am only allowed to reply to the current conversation in this off topic OOC chat.

Oh you're allowed to do whatever you wish.  Feel free to think me a fool while removing all doubts about yourself.

 

[Mion]

Oh you're allowed to do whatever you wish.  Feel free to think me a fool while removing all doubts about yourself.

I never said you were a fool, simply that the Lannisters are.

 

[WanderingJester]

I never said you were a fool, simply that the Lannisters are.

Oh, so you would not insult me, but rather my entire family?  I'm flattered by your generosity.

 

[Mion]

Oh, so you would not insult me, but rather my entire family?  I'm flattered by your generosity.

Anytime you need the westerlands raided you know who to call

 

[WanderingJester]

Anytime you need the westerlands raided you know who to call

Feel free to send them whenever you like.  We can use more bodies and shipwrecks to decorate our spikes on the beaches.  The last lot have all nearly rotted to bones from the seawater.

 

[Mion]

Feel free to send them whenever you like.  We can use more bodies and shipwrecks to decorate our spikes on the beaches.  The last lot have all nearly rotted to bones from the seawater.

I appreciate the free weapons but we have no need of your spikes as we will come with axes and swords.

 

[WanderingJester]

I appreciate the free weapons but we have no need of your spikes as we will come with axes and swords.

Oh no I insist.  It is the steel we must thank you for, that we may reforge in proper weapons and tools once we've taken them from our beaches, amongst the wreckage of longships and torn banners from the Iron Isles.  Not to mention the new bodies for future warnings.

 

[Mion]

Oh no I insist.  It is the steel we must thank you for, that we may reforge in proper weapons and tools once we've taken them from our beaches, amongst the wreckage of longships and torn banners from the Iron Isles.  Not to mention the new bodies for future warnings.

I have no idea why we would tear up our own banners or why you would use your own men to scare off enemies.  I understand recycling is the new hip thing now but I am sad to say the point of raiding is to bring stuff like that home with us, perhaps you would like to trade steel for gold? 

 

[diwa]

With this kind of intensity, it is imperative that someone dies in the melee.

 

[Leusis]

It'll probably be Roland having a heart attack because of the men fighting lacking any kind of skill.    @TheTraveller

 

[WanderingJester]

I have no idea why we would tear up our own banners or why you would use your own men to scare off enemies.  I understand recycling is the new hip thing now but I am sad to say the point of raiding is to bring stuff like that home with us, perhaps you would like to trade steel for gold? 

My men scare off enemies with their steel, refine the newest and, I daresay, quality forges of the Westerlands.  If you cannot discern why your own men do certain things like smashing themselves upon our spikes, then I cannot answer either, merely accept your generous gifts.  We make our own steel, and reforge what's been given to us.  I hear the rocks of the Iron Isles have poor veins anyways, and we would not have you make difficult journeys to Dorne to procure simple ores, though we would not stop you from doing so either.

With this kind of intensity, it is imperative that someone dies in the melee.

Hopefully, Aegon  

 

[diwa]

It'll probably be Roland having a heart attack because of the men fighting lacking any kind of skill.    @TheTraveller

Oh dear gods. If that happens, Lannisters and Ironborns will die from poison.

 

[WanderingJester]

Oh dear gods. If that happens, Lannisters and Ironborns will die from poison.

Why Auntie Cassie?  WHHHHYYY? T_T

 

[Leusis]

I'm still waiting for that damn Fair Isle rematch @TheFordee14

 

[diwa]

Why Auntie Cassie?  WHHHHYYY? T_T

Because dear nephew, it is fun to see people choke on their own blood.

 

[WanderingJester]

Because dear nephew, it is fun to see people choke on their own blood.

There are more than enough enemies to see to the Stranger before our own kin Auntie Cassie T_T not to mention those that would insult our house (as you've seen here yourself)  :ClosedEyesCrying:

 

[Mion]

My men scare off enemies with their steel, refine the newest and, I daresay, quality forges of the Westerlands.  If you cannot discern why your own men do certain things like smashing themselves upon our spikes, then I cannot answer either, merely accept your generous gifts.  We make our own steel, and reforge what's been given to us.  I hear the rocks of the Iron Isles have poor veins anyways, and we would not have you make difficult journeys to Dorne to procure simple ores, though we would not stop you from doing so either.


Hopefully, Aegon  

I will have you know the Iron Isles have some of the best Steel in Westeors, we have plenty of materials on our isles they are just more suited to combat than luxury

 

[Leusis]

There are more than enough enemies to see to the Stranger before our own kin Auntie Cassie T_T not to mention those that would insult our house (as you've seen here yourself)  :ClosedEyesCrying:

 

[Hypnos]

Just a service announcement from your friendly neighborhood Hand of the King:


MURDER IS STILL ILLEGAL!


Thank you for your time!

 

[Mion]

Just a service announcement from your friendly neighborhood Hand of the King:


MURDER IS STILL ILLEGAL!


Thank you for your time!

I will have you know it was Cassandra that started implicating murder.

 

[diwa]

There are more than enough enemies to see to the Stranger before our own kin Auntie Cassie T_T not to mention those that would insult our house (as you've seen here yourself)  :ClosedEyesCrying:

All I see is you boys are yapping and yapping. Haven't your father taught you not to stoop so low? Let them talk and think they're superior. It's useless. Your father should have sent you to Fair Isle. A good clouting will do you well. He's too soft on you.

I will have you know the Iron Isles have some of the best Steel in Westeors, we have plenty of materials on our isles they are just more suited to combat than luxury

Double check the armor before wearing it or Ironborns will drop one by one.[SIZE= 10px] (except Dalton. I love Dalton.)[/SIZE]

 

[Hypnos]

I will have you know it was Cassandra that started implicating murder.

"Anytime you need the westerlands raided you know who to call"



 Like this

 

[Mion]

"Anytime you need the westerlands raided you know who to call"



 Like this

We only wan't to pay a visit to the villages of the Westerlands and check out the cool items they have in the Septs.

 

[WanderingJester]

I will have you know the Iron Isles have some of the best Steel in Westeors, we have plenty of materials on our isles they are just more suited to combat than luxury

Heh, well, we'll see a sample before agreeing to anything.  An unforged sample if you will.

Aww, Uncle Roland missed his nap and is all grumpy now.  Surprised that your hip stays intact by the hands (or other parts) of Auntie Cassie XD

Just a service announcement from your friendly neighborhood Hand of the King:


MURDER IS STILL ILLEGAL!


Thank you for your time!

@Hypnos to the rescue, huzzah! 

All I see is you boys are yapping and yapping. Haven't your father taught you not to stoop so low? Let them talk and think they're superior. It's useless. Your father should have sent you to Fair Isle. A good clouting will do you well. He's too soft on you.


Double check the armor before wearing it or Ironborns will drop one by one.[SIZE= 10px] (except Dalton. I love Dalton.)[/SIZE]

Okay Auntie Cassie, you're right.