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[Leusis]

Old Man Roland is too sore for anybody's crap tonight. And just you wait until tomorrow during the melee, hes going to verbally rip somebody a new asshole, and I can promise that.

 

[WanderingJester]

Old Man Roland is too sore for anybody's crap tonight. And just you wait until tomorrow during the melee, hes going to verbally rip somebody a new asshole, and I can promise that.

Heehee, I'm looking forward really to any and all interactions from Roland and Cassandra (especially when they're to each other) XD

 

[Leusis]

I can guarantee they'll be verbally dismantling quite a few people before this rp is over. Good chance Cass will be dismantling peoples organs with poison as well, and Roland doing the same with the pointy end of a bastard sword.

 

[Hypnos]

So the current melee roster is:


Melee:

• 
  Lewyn Martell
  
• 
  Martyn Lannister
  
• 
  Bennar Hightower
  
• 
  Tom Brax
  
• 
  Braedon Stark
  
• Albert Lannister
  

 

[WanderingJester]

So the current melee roster is:


Melee:

• 
  Lewyn Martell
  
• 
  Martyn Lannister
  
• 
  Bennar Hightower
  
• 
  Tom Brax
  
• 
  Braedon Stark
  
• Albert Lannister
  

What are the escort/guard numbers again?  I totally forgot by now :/  

 

[Hypnos]

What are the escort/guard numbers again?  I totally forgot by now :/  

Everyone has brought a different number of men ranging from fourteen to three hundred and fifty.

 

[WanderingJester]

Everyone has brought a different number of men ranging from fourteen to three hundred and fifty.

Someone is sending in 350 men to fight in the melee? :|  

 

[Hypnos]

Someone is sending in 350 men to fight in the melee? :|  

Of I thought you meant how many guards people actually have. I've only written down named characters for the melee because in all honesty they're the only people that really matter.

 

[WanderingJester]

Of I thought you meant how many guards people actually have. I've only written down named characters for the melee because in all honesty they're the only people that really matter.

Yup, sorry for the misunderstanding.


Eh, alrighty then.  I'll just roll with it I suppose  XD

 

[diwa]

Everyone has brought a different number of men ranging from fourteen to three hundred and fifty.

Someone is sending in 350 men to fight in the melee? :|  

Perhaps they wanted to ensure the win? Make sure that they can pay tho. Or else they'll be gutted.


And jeez people, Roland is already too grumpy for the both of them. XD Is there a reason why Cassie would want to kill others?

 

[WanderingJester]

Perhaps they wanted to ensure the win? Make sure that they can pay tho. Or else they'll be gutted.


And jeez people, Roland is already too grumpy for the both of them. XD Is there a reason why Cassie would want to kill others?

Auntie Cassie please make sure Uncle Roland doesn't kill my first and second born heirs (via spanking) XD

 

[Hypnos]

Yup, sorry for the misunderstanding.


Eh, alrighty then.  I'll just roll with it I suppose  XD

You can really just make up the numbers as you go along, though people may raise an eyebrow if you have fifty men following you around in the melee.

 

[WanderingJester]

You can really just make up the numbers as you go along, though people may raise an eyebrow if you have fifty men following you around in the melee.

Nah, we don't need them.  We ain't cheating Dornishmen and can make the Warrior proud via typical numbers/strength  XD

 

[Mion]

So the current melee roster is:


Melee:

• 
  Lewyn Martell
  
• 
  Martyn Lannister
  
• 
  Bennar Hightower
  
• 
  Tom Brax
  
• 
  Braedon Stark
  
• Albert Lannister
  

Debating in adding Dalton into the melee.

 

[Leusis]

Clearly Dalton must be added. More people for Roland to criticize.

 

[Mion]

Clearly Dalton must be added. More people for Roland to criticize.

Criticise how?  You mean expressing his jealousy of the youth with anger?

 

[Hypnos]

Debating in adding Dalton into the melee.

Well the alternative is him sitting with the Martells so I guess he's gotta do what he's gotta do.

Clearly Dalton must be added. More people for Roland to criticize.

I'm terrified of writing anything for the tourney just in case Roland looks up at the stands and starts internally yelling at me.

 

[diwa]

Auntie Cassie please make sure Uncle Roland doesn't kill my first and second born heirs (via spanking) XD

Cassie will put them in a sack and they'll be toss in the dungeon if they're too loud. Roland needs his sleep.


That's how they discipline kids in Fair Isle. XD

 

[WanderingJester]

Cassie will put them in a sack and they'll be toss in the dungeon if they're too loud. Roland needs his sleep.


That's how they discipline kids in Fair Isle. XD

T_T no love from Auntie Cassie  :ClosedEyesCrying:

 

[Leusis]

Cassie will put them in a sack and they'll be toss in the dungeon if they're too loud. Roland needs his sleep.


That's how they discipline kids in Fair Isle. XD

This is why nobody except Tiber Fucking Lannister question Roland or Cassie in the Westerlands.

Well the alternative is him sitting with the Martells so I guess he's gotta do what he's gotta do.


I'm terrified of writing anything for the tourney just in case Roland looks up at the stands and starts internally yelling at me.

You better not talk swordsmanship within spitting distance of Roland with anybody during the melee unless you want an ear full of how much of a little shit you are.

Criticise how?  You mean expressing his jealousy of the youth with anger?

Or perhaps the fact if he wasn't in his 60s he'd go down in that pit and make Dalton eat some cow pies.

 

[Mion]

This is why nobody except Tiber Fucking Lannister question Roland or Cassie in the Westerlands.


You better not talk swordsmanship within spitting distance of Roland with anybody during the melee unless you want an ear full of how much of a little shit you are.


Or perhaps the fact if he wasn't in his 60s he'd go down in that pit and make Dalton eat some cow pies.

 

[Leusis]

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I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

 

[Hypnos]

This is why nobody except Tiber Fucking Lannister question Roland or Cassie in the Westerlands.


You better not talk swordsmanship within spitting distance of Roland with anybody during the melee unless you want an ear full of how much of a little shit you are.


Or perhaps the fact if he wasn't in his 60s he'd go down in that pit and make Dalton eat some cow pies.

What about other types of combat or are they restricted as well?

 

[Leusis]

What about other types of combat or are they restricted as well?

Well Roland is the marshal of the Westerlands and an island dweller, so I'd say everything except fighting on or against a dragon is off limits unless the character actually knows what they're talking about unless they want Roland's strongly worded opinion on the matter.

 

[Hypnos]

Well Roland is the marshal of the Westerlands and an island dweller, so I'd say everything except fighting on or against a dragon is off limits unless the character actually knows what they're talking about unless they want Roland's strongly worded opinion on the matter.

Hypothetically what if you happened to be a notable admiral and were talking about ships?