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[Hypnos]

. . . Your head will be the first to roll when Viserys Blackfyre sits atop that throne.


DEATH! DEATH AND DEAD THINGS!


Alright. Small dog it is. . There goes my ambitions of riding across to Summerhall. 


I feel like you're projecting your urges to have a dragon hunt and eat a person. 

Though if you still want to reburn Summerhall that's fine, because Aelyx is also trying to turn traitor.

 

[diwa]

. . . Your head will be the first to roll when Viserys Blackfyre sits atop that throne.


DEATH! DEATH AND DEAD THINGS!


Alright. Small dog it is. . There goes my ambitions of riding across to Summerhall. 


I feel like you're projecting your urges to have a dragon hunt and eat a person. 

so you're saying Viserys can totally defeat Aegon? Huh...

 

[Akio]

FUCK


WHY AM I HAVING AVE FLIRT WITH LEWYN AND NOT AEGON

Because she hasn't seen Aegon yet, he'll she can flirt with them both, I'd love to see her try and rationalize that in her mind she deserves both of them


Aegon doesn't even care about his wife, though he would never tell her that, one wedding is required for Baratheon troops (well that and manipulating Ivana.)

 

[TheFordee20]

Because she hasn't seen Aegon yet, he'll she can flirt with them both, I'd love to see her try and rationalize that in her mind she deserves both of them


Aegon doesn't even care about his wife, though he would never tell her that, one wedding is required for Baratheon troops (well that and manipulating Ivana.)

She just wants to get laid, TBH. Like there isn't anything else to it, yet.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Though if you still want to reburn Summerhall that's fine, because Aelyx is also trying to turn traitor.

. . .Jesus Christ. We're having the worst and or best Dance of the Dragons ever. 

so you're saying Viserys can totally defeat Aegon? Huh...

Totally can and will. 

 

[WanderingJester]

. . . Your head will be the first to roll when Viserys Blackfyre sits atop that throne.


DEATH! DEATH AND DEAD THINGS!


Alright. Small dog it is. . There goes my ambitions of riding across to Summerhall. 


I feel like you're projecting your urges to have a dragon hunt and eat a person. 

*Jewish mother guilt powers activate!*


Oh, no, Centurion.  You don't have to go and have your black dragon go and hunt and eat someone.  It's not like I help convince Hypnos to get you the largest fighting dragon to a PC in the first place.  Nah, go ahead and leave your poor friend who gifted you that power with his dead wishes.

 

And what's this... a very special dragon that will instantly make me ruler of The Seven Kingdoms? Wow. THANKS DEUS EX MACHINA.


DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SON THAT WAY

SOMEONE SAY DEUS EX???

 

[Hypnos]

@Hypnos
Do I actually get Eurons treasures?  They would be safe and locked away in a location only known to a select few but just want to know.

I'm fairly certain we talked about this before. You can have a bit of extra coin but nothing ridiculous, magical, or Valyrian Steel.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

*Jewish mother guilt powers activate!*


Oh, no, Centurion.  You don't have to go and have your black dragon go and hunt and eat someone.  It's not like I help convince Hypnos to get you the largest fighting dragon to a PC in the first place.  Nah, go ahead and leave your poor friend who gifted you that power with his dead wishes.

 


SOMEONE SAY DEUS EX???

FINE MOOOOOMMM. I'LL HAVE KILLER SHADOW ICE (OC, DO NOT STEAL!!!) HUNT AND EAT DOWN SOMEONE! ARE YOU HAPPY WITH ME? CAN I JUST GO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS NOW?! 

 

[TheFordee20]

I feel like I really need to study who the rest of the Targs are, because there are definitely a lot of 'em.


Or, I might not even bother doing that and justify it by having Aerea not really give two shits about who's who in her family.

 

[Mion]

I'm fairly certain we talked about this before. You can have a bit of extra coin but nothing ridiculous, magical, or Valyrian Steel.

I would like to argue that Dragons are just as ridiculous...

I just wanted Dragonhorn and Valyrian Steel armour ;(


REEEEEEEEE

 

[Akio]

. . .Jesus Christ. We're having the worst and or best Dance of the Dragons ever. 


Totally can and will. 

.... can someone hand me a pike?

She just wants to get laid, TBH. Like there isn't anything else to it, yet.

Fair enough, Aegon does like woman and sex so she may even be let into his plans, considering her family is powerful enough to make a difference in the following war

 

[Hypnos]

I feel like I really need to study who the rest of the Targs are, because there are definitely a lot of 'em.


Or, I might not even bother doing that and justify it by having Aerea not really give two shits about who's who in her family.

Well Aerea has the benefit of having a nicer father this time, so she's got that going for her.

I would like to argue that Dragons are just as ridiculous...

I just wanted Dragonhorn and Valyrian Steel armour ;(


REEEEEEEEE

Dragons are ridiculous, which is why there's only one of an appropriate size and it's tied to a dying old man.


the Dragon Horn and V-Steel armour are the reasons for this stipulation in the first place.  

 

[WanderingJester]

FINE MOOOOOMMM. I'LL HAVE KILLER SHADOW ICE (OC, DO NOT STEAL!!!) HUNT AND EAT DOWN SOMEONE! ARE YOU HAPPY WITH ME? CAN I JUST GO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS NOW?! 

Good, now we'll just need to find you a nice Valyrian girl that's not those dirty Targs, and you'll make your poor mother very happy.  Oh and of course give her a nice castle somewhere, with a large stable.  And a large carriage.  One of those nice ones from Bravos, not those raggity things that the Arryns ride these days.

 

[TheFordee20]

Well Aerea has the benefit of having a nicer father this time, so she's got that going for her.

She'll still find some way to vilify him.


"That bastard only got me three pure-bred ponies when I wanted seven!"

 

[Mion]

Well Aerea has the benefit of having a nicer father this time, so she's got that going for her.


Dragons are ridiculous, which is why there's only one of an appropriate size and it's tied to a dying old man.


the Dragon Horn and V-Steel armour are the reasons for this stipulation in the first place.  

Ok how about we settle for Valyrian Steel Armour and Eurons diary.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Euron's diary. . 


"Day 17 of the fifth month,


Hey, Diary. My old friend. Raped my brother again. He screamed something awful, and then I slammed the door shut. Took a few tries, those rusty hinges don't stay in place anymore. Anyways, I'm off to [insert spoiler from TWW Here]! See you on the sea!


Euron"


Very useful stuff. 

 

[Hypnos]

Ok how about we settle for Valyrian Steel Armour and Eurons diary.

Or we could settle for just the diary...

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Good, now we'll just need to find you a nice Valyrian girl that's not those dirty Targs, and you'll make your poor mother very happy.  Oh and of course give her a nice castle somewhere, with a large stable.  And a large carriage.  One of those nice ones from Bravos, not those raggity things that the Arryns ride these days.

Important update. Viserys' mother has died in a fatal dragon hunt. OH THE HORRAH! 

 

[Mion]

Or we could settle for just the diary...

>tfw you barter with -1 charisma
Can I turn back time and try again?

 

[Akio]

Ok how about we settle for Valyrian Steel Armour and Eurons diary.

The only thing about the armor in my mind is Euron probably died wearing ut, likely at sea so I doubt it would be with the iron born anymore, the diary would be nice though

 

[Mion]

Euron's diary. . 


"Day 17 of the fifth month,


Hey, Diary. My old friend. Raped my brother again. He screamed something awful, and then I slammed the door shut. Took a few tries, those rusty hinges don't stay in place anymore. Anyways, I'm off to [insert spoiler from TWW Here]! See you on the sea!


Euron"


Very useful stuff. 

I was thinking more use of Shade of the Evening and magic shit


Also how he survived valyria and stuff

The only thing about the armor in my mind is Euron probably died wearing ut, likely at sea so I doubt it would be with the iron born anymore, the diary would be nice though

We don't know this so it doesn't count!

 

[WanderingJester]

Important update. Viserys' mother has died in a fatal dragon hunt. OH THE HORRAH! 

*Mother deus ex immortality activated*


VISERYS!  DID YOU SET YOUR DRAGON ON ME!  AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF RAISING YOU AND ALL THAT I'VE SACRIFICED, ALL I ASKED FOR IS FOR HER OWN SON TO REMEMBER HIS POOR MOTHER.  IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?...


*Brace your selves, endless nagging until the Battle of Dawn is coming*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I was thinking more use of Shade of the Evening and magic shit


Also how he survived valyria and stuff


We don't know this so it doesn't count!

"Valyria"


As cool as it is for him to go there, I. . Am doubtful. I still say he scoured the ruins of Valyria's colonies, outside the doom. 

 

[Hypnos]

>tfw you barter with -1 charisma
Can I turn back time and try again?

You can, but next time I'll take the diary away too.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

*Mother deus ex immortality activated*


VISERYS!  DID YOU SET YOUR DRAGON ON ME!  AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF RAISING YOU AND ALL THAT I'VE SACRIFICED, ALL I ASKED FOR IS FOR HER OWN SON TO REMEMBER HIS POOR MOTHER.  IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?...


*Brace your selves, endless nagging until the Battle of Dawn is coming*

. . .Report just in. A local Jewish woman was put in a coffin. And then they chained that coffin shut.



And dropped it in the sea. 


The horrah!