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A working relationship with the greatest naval power in Westeros? I don't think anyone mentioned the Velaryons.



We're the smart ones in this I think Lord Velaryon.  Let them bicker over menial things.  We'll reap in the riches of war together, without entangling ourselves as well.

Cersei... we aren't the North, but we remember



The Lannisters didn't do anything to the Tyrells, this is the book, not the show.  Mace, Margery and the rest are fine.  Sure Loras is a little burnt, but that was Stannis not us! :o  

From seeing @WanderingJester write some up and not getting any more?


By the way, does anyone know where that is? Funniest shit.


Whose?



no idea man, no idea :P  
 
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From seeing @WanderingJester write some up and not getting any more?


By the way, does anyone know where that is? Funniest shit.


Whose?



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The Lannisters didn't do anything to the Tyrells, this is the book, not the show.  Mace, Margery and the rest are fine.  Sure Loras is a little burnt, but that was Stannis not us! :o  



Oh..


Well, we just don't like them :)  (or the Lannisters do need to come with  good things)

Do these plans include continuing to get the assistance you need from the crown by any chance?



mhm.. were does your food comes from?
 
Oh..


Well, we just don't like them :)  (or the Lannisters do need to come with  good things)


mhm.. were does your food comes from?

Imported from the free cities, how about your?

The entirety of Dorne 

Where to begin. To give you the cliff notes, they're a bunch of cowards who go around calling themselves unconquered despite clearly being fucking conquered several times, they use ineffective weapons and half their land is literally unlivable. Oh and Cayden lives there. (They also sleep with their horses.)

EVERYTHING. WHAT IS LIFE? WHY IS THE LANNISTER FAMILY REPEATING? WHEN IS THE NEXT SHERLOCK SEASON COMING OUT?


So savage, I think we're gonna have to call in the Mythbusters to test if it was plausible that you're that good at burns. And so the narrator can make some puns about Adam.

Uh, 42, history always repeats itself and 2017 probably.
 
Dunno... you are the Lannisters.. you need to come up with things :P


But something we like



Ah, screw it.  We're just going to sit this next war out until we get ourselves in a better position...


*Cough cough* I mean, we'll of course defend the Crown accordingly as is our duties.  It's just you know... the hills of the Westerlands aren't exactly conducive to travel...
 

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