Captain Hesperus
Kaerri
Psychie
Sherwood
Silanon
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"Of the Command staff, I was always the last to understand how the Broo operate. The Meltrandi and the Broo are in many ways polar opposites. I know our pact with them is grounded in the spirit of friendship and genuinely making each other happy on multiple levels. Any of our human crew could probably explain it better." The Meltrandi brightens a touch as a thought comes to her. "Ah! But before we continue, we should introduce you to the Broadsword's Three Rules of dealing with the Broo."
She pauses for a brief moment as if to perhaps ask who among the Wild Cards might tell the rest of these rules, but a single glance in the direction of Captain Sharp has her speeding things along instead.
"The first is never lie to the Broo. Their memory is... far greater than ours. They are often honest to a fault.
"Secondly - and I have our humans to thanks for creating this rule - never fall in love with a Broo. Though I still cannot fathom as to why.
"Finally, let no undue harm come to the Broo. Or to put it in the words of my... previous... superior and the best and most-intrepid leader this vessel has ever known, the late Captain Drake... 'To those who would dare cause even one of our Beasties misery of any sort, I myself will find the rat bastard, cover him in rich gravy, and have him dropped down into a pack of wild Wargoths to feed on. Then I will giggle and record his screams for his fellows to watch and pass along the message. That is how much I love our dear Broo.'"
Commander Kirin pauses and adds. "While The Captain was a gracious human, I never learned if he performed this action. However... it would not be too difficult to imagine any one of us considering it." She gives Eadric a serious grin. "Myself included.
Kirin looks to Toph and Eadric especially. "If any of you have any other questions, make them quick. I believe they are on their way here as we speak."
Commander Kirin's expression turns to the mildest of frustrations but as she goes on, it fades, replaced by hope.He turns to Zyorna. "Ma'am, can you tell us more about the pact with them? The more we know about it, the better able we will be to stay within its bounds."
"Of the Command staff, I was always the last to understand how the Broo operate. The Meltrandi and the Broo are in many ways polar opposites. I know our pact with them is grounded in the spirit of friendship and genuinely making each other happy on multiple levels. Any of our human crew could probably explain it better." The Meltrandi brightens a touch as a thought comes to her. "Ah! But before we continue, we should introduce you to the Broadsword's Three Rules of dealing with the Broo."
She pauses for a brief moment as if to perhaps ask who among the Wild Cards might tell the rest of these rules, but a single glance in the direction of Captain Sharp has her speeding things along instead.
"The first is never lie to the Broo. Their memory is... far greater than ours. They are often honest to a fault.
"Secondly - and I have our humans to thanks for creating this rule - never fall in love with a Broo. Though I still cannot fathom as to why.
"Finally, let no undue harm come to the Broo. Or to put it in the words of my... previous... superior and the best and most-intrepid leader this vessel has ever known, the late Captain Drake... 'To those who would dare cause even one of our Beasties misery of any sort, I myself will find the rat bastard, cover him in rich gravy, and have him dropped down into a pack of wild Wargoths to feed on. Then I will giggle and record his screams for his fellows to watch and pass along the message. That is how much I love our dear Broo.'"
Commander Kirin pauses and adds. "While The Captain was a gracious human, I never learned if he performed this action. However... it would not be too difficult to imagine any one of us considering it." She gives Eadric a serious grin. "Myself included.
Kirin looks to Toph and Eadric especially. "If any of you have any other questions, make them quick. I believe they are on their way here as we speak."