Fantasy [cBn] KV_OOC

[Arnalia]

the rest of her crew were either plucking valuables off of corpses or making sure they would not jump up at them when looted.

I'T LOOTING TIME FOLKS

 

[Pilgrim59]

I'T LOOTING TIME FOLKS

Indeed it is. Get to it.
Kai: (jumps into the air and lands face-first into the body)

 

[Ramjammer]

It's eating corpses time.

 

[Pilgrim59]

It's eating corpses time.

Uh oh.

 

[Arnalia]

It's eating corpses time.

Wait until we roast them

 

[Ramjammer]

You upset the rat you don't get a proper funeral.

 

[Arnalia]

Uh oh.

You mean "yummy yummy" free food imma right?

 

[Pilgrim59]

Wait until we roast them

Tutan dining etiquette be like.

Berries and roasted boar:
Raw Solarian and Astrian flesh:

 

[Ramjammer]

Hey there's like a dozen free dead guys here. You want them all to go to waste?

 

[Arnalia]

You upset the rat you don't get a proper funeral.

I'm all for eating them with a nice sauce but we gonna think about the crew moral so leave enough so we can bury some of their ashes to give them a kind of funeral so we don't upset the gods or superstitious one

 

[Pilgrim59]

So I'm just an ugly pet to you Sigrid ?!

Officer, I'm a victim and witness of this woman's anti-astrian attitude, I'd like to file a complain for the abuse I've had to endure

Sorry, but this is 47 AC.
I'm legally allowed to own an Astrian. Now get back to picking those snow-cottons!
Ahem.

Don’t worry, Toots. As long as I'm on the scene, no perp could ever get away. *sips from a mug of coffee*

K.
(Runs away on a bicycle)

 

[Ramjammer]

I'm all for eating them with a nice sauce but we gonna think about the crew moral so leave enough so we can bury some of their ashes to give them a kind of funeral so we don't upset the gods or superstitious one

I only need like 1. It's also a ritualistic thing for the Rostakor. You were an asshole in life so now you're food, at least you're useful for ONE thing. Now pass the gravy I'm feeling spiteful.

 

[Pilgrim59]

I'm all for eating them with a nice sauce but we gonna think about the crew moral so leave enough so we can bury some of their ashes to give them a kind of funeral so we don't upset the gods or superstitious one

The Gods when someone kills a demigod: ...
The Gods when someone poo in the woods at night without praying: Real Vortag hours. Send the Troll to scare em.

 

[Arnalia]

Sorry, but this is 47 AC.
I'm legally allowed to own an Astrian. Now get back to picking those snow-cottons!
Ahem.

Worthlessplebian
Officer ! Do you see how I'm being treated !

K.
(Runs away on a bicycle)

She's trying to run away ! Quick someone catch her !

 

[Arnalia]

I only need like 1. It's also a ritualistic thing for the Rostakor. You were an asshole in life so now you're food, at least you're useful for ONE thing. Now pass the gravy I'm feeling spiteful.

*pass Jox the gravy* Just leave their head intact so when we send them to Solsgard the gods will recognize their face.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

Worthlessplebian
Officer ! Do you see how I'm being treated !

She's trying to run away ! Quick someone catch her !

Stop, you damnable hoodlum.

*pew, pew from a snubnose.*

 

[Ramjammer]

*pass Jox the gravy* Just leave their head intact so want we send them to Solsgard the gods will recognize their face.

Humans: We respect the dead.
Rat people: We know.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

Humans: We respect the dead.
Rat people: We know.

My very old Anubis-like character.
"Oi, oi, oi, wots ol' dis ten? Ye got a license for defilin' 'aves?"

 

[mewmilk]

Tutan dining etiquette be like.

Berries and roasted boar:
Raw Solarian and Astrian flesh:

Hey hey, that’s discrimination. Lesni and Minarin flesh can taste just as good.

 

[Ramjammer]

My very old Anubis-like character.
"Oi, oi, oi, wots ol' dis ten? Ye got a license for defilin' 'aves?"

If they're not buried yet it doesn't count.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

If they're not buried yet it doesn't count.

Sorri, 'ate. No license, no 'ave pilferin. Hop to it ten, git outta 'ere.

 

[Ramjammer]

What are you a cop?

 

[Worthlessplebian]

What are you a cop?

Na, wanka, Im a 'avekeeper. An' rules 're rules: No license, no 'averobbing.

 

[Ramjammer]

Fucking bureaucrats. Can't even raid a tomb without going through miles of red tape. No wonder necromancers are all so rude.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

Ah, bloody 'ell, why not. 'Ere, 'ave this morderer's 'ave. Nobody'll miss 'em.