Fantasy Candy Bachelor

[Ashaficent]

Mika started to giggle. Whatever was happening, if Razz and Gilda were involved, it was bound to be crazy. She liked it. Grinning and waving back at Gilda, she walked up the stairs and helped Razz lift the trampoline. "You guys have room for another girl?" She asked with a diabolical smile.

 

[Vii]

Gilda's eyes widened ever so slightly with a rather plesant smile. "Of course! The more the merrier, Mika!" Patting the girl's shoulder, she gleefully welcomed her into the scheme. "Trust me, you won't regret it, you two."

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[P A S T R Y]

Amethyst seemed alone her own world, not paying attention to most of the girls. All the girls seemed to be focused on him which made him a Casanova with all the girls. She couldn't help but to want to show off. Oh well, That's not going to happen. Amethyst just followed Mika and decided to join. "Can I join?" She asked Gilda.


@Mine

 

[Vii]

"Of course you can, why even ask?" Gilda turned to Amethyst with a friendly smile, tousling her hair ever so slightly. "Amethyst, right? Trust me, you'll love it. But remember you all, there's no forcing you into this. We want to make our parents go crazy, not to see your pretty faces all ruined with tears."

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[Captain Asshat]

Two kisses in one day from the spicy princess!? So far coming on the show hadn't been nearly as bad as she expected.


Pffft, I'm doing better than Connor, she thought to herself. The thought made her chuckle at the irony.


She panted and grunted as she pulled the trampoline couldn't really answer Mika's question, so she let Gilda do the talking.


She smiled wildly when she felt the weight of the trampoline relieved by Mika. "Haaaay mmmaybe yarn't szucha punk biyitch!" Razz started to feel gross again, that was another compliment. She took out her relentless dickery on Connor.


"Gonner you gan gome, butcha gan't djump, you dweeb. Juzt wawtch!" she demanded, and continued to pull the trampoline upstairs with Mika's help.


They reached the top of the staircase and Razz put her hands on her knees, tired as fuck. "You," she pointed at Amethyst cause she forgot her name. "Halp Mik-mikkers put the tramplzslpine on the balconay." she plopped down on the floor. "I'm berry drunk annnd I need aahhhguaaa. REEEZAAAA!!" she shrieked from the top of the stairs. "GET MEE A WATAR AND SZTOP BEIN' WEIRD DOWN THERE! GGGET YUR AZZ UP HERE AND WAWTCH THE TUBULAR SZHIT DATZ ABOUTTA GO DOOOOWN!!"


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[drummerboi]

Connor sighed and went towards the drunk girl "hay you okay you seem a bit tipsy and i don't want you to get hurt" he said looking at her "Razz right" he said looking at her. Helping her up putting one arm on his shoulder and helping her get to a seat. "there we go i'll get you a drink if you want" he said looking at her "and as Gilda said were not forcing people into anything okay" he said looking at her as he went down to the kitchen and got a glass of water for her he went back upstairs and begun to pass it to her

 

[Reiyumi]

Reesa started at the shouting. She sighed and shook her head. Was there a way to get away from this? She stood and walked to her room. She just didn't want to be disturbed again from her rest. She flopped onto the bed and hugged the pillow, falling asleep once again. Who could blame her? For a shy person, a lot had happened in one day. She didn't bother with the blankets, instead preferring just to sleep on.

 

[P A S T R Y]

Amethyst smirked at the drunken girl and followed her, hoping something interesting would happen. She wasn't the girl to smile so much expect to smirk at people. She was sarcastic and headstrong, but she meant well. "So, Razz and Connot, right?" She said in a flirtatious tone, seeing that one of the girls was drunk that she could use the advantage to get one of them into something crazy. Aren't you a bitter girl, Amethyst?


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[drummerboi]

"um yeah that's me um why do you ask" he said looking at her as he then smiled lightly going red a little. wondering what she was going to say next. He then begun to wonder if she was flirting with him

 

[Captain Asshat]

When Connor helped her up, Razz pushed him away and moronically spat, "SZHUT UP, YUR NOT JUMPING." before sitting in her seat, glaring at the boy. She threw her head backward and laughed when he referenced Gilda. "Oh mai gaaaaahhhh!! THIZ IZ WHAT HAPPENZ WHEN YUR NIZE TO PEE-POLL. DON'TELL ME what GILDIE zaid I know what GILDIE zaid you BRUZZERFUGGER! I waz DRYING to INCLOOD her zo szhe wouldn't havetuh wawtch YUR STEWPID moobie AFTER YEW DITCHED HER!" Razz said hysterically when Connor came back with the water. She chugged the entire thing and then dropped it on the ground and got out of her random seat, which really made no difference to sitting on the floor. "Thangz biyitch," she said with a sigh. Razz couldn't help but notice that Amethyst hadn't moved the trampoline to the balcony, nor had Mika. They must've been worried about her. "You guyz are puzzies." she turned the trampoline on it's side again in preparation to roll. The water had apparently helped as her speech began to clear a little. "You know who I am, you pieze of szhit," she hissed at Amethyst before rolling the trampoline to the balcony.


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[drummerboi]

"Razz can you shut the hell up please!" He said looking at her he was getting kind of pissed off with her attitude he walked towards her "look i'v been trying to be nice but you have been pushing me to the very fucking edge and you know what your drunk as s*&t so how about for once in your godam life shut the f*&^k up now get over here so i can help you with your god damn drunkenness" he said shouting threwout the house. This was the first time he shouted and let his anger out "well... that kind of felt a bit good atculy..." He said glad to finaly let out some steam

 

[Captain Asshat]

Razz's eyes widened and a smile crawled across her face before she let out a thick bellowy laugh. Her laugh became more hysterical crazed and forced as she followed Connor, only put a hand on his shoulder, bending over to wipe a laughter tear away. She finally responded. "Connor...no. Juzt...no!!" she bent over with laughter again before straightening up to inform him, "I don't need your help, wittle bwitch," in a mocking tone. "Nize try though," she said flatly before punching him in the shoulder in a rather bro way and returning to her trampoline project.


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[drummerboi]

Connor smerk he had a idea and more yet a plan He turned her around and full on snogged her on the lip's of course this is just to piss her off but he had to admit it did feel kind of good "hmhmhm better" he said smirking as he begun to walk back downstairs to see where reesa was. He noticed she wasn't there so maybe she was in one of the room's. He smiled as he saw her sleeping he then slowly begun to put some blankets on her and begun to walk back to the living room.

 

[Vii]

"...What the flying f-!" Well, let's just say the censors would have to edit that our of the transmission for a few seconds. Gilda was completely caught off guard by that kiss. So far, the scene seemed to be just your average butthurt and drunken exchange when Connor decided to pull off this card. The Princess of Spice could only stare at them for quite the time, wide-eyed and seemingly at loss of what else to say or think. Snapping out of it came soon enough, as she shook her head and forced herself to just move on and ignore that uncomfortable scene.Wait, uncomfortable? Was it really? Maybe just confusing. "Guess I was wrong about lover boy here, huh, Razzy?" She could only reply before focusing on adjusting the trampoline for the jumps. "...So, who's first?!" Ignore it, just ignore the whole thing!

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[Ashaficent]

Mika first decided that the whole scene was funny. She was in hysterics, and she put a hand over her mouth and laughed her ass off. But when Connor kissed Razz... She looked at him incredulously, like he'd just turned into a unicorn on the spot.


Gilda seemed to be in more shock that she was, and tried to change the subject completely. Clearing her throat, she decided that she would help Gilda. "Yeah, who wants to go first? Razz, you seem pretty excited. Wanna go?" She hoped that this would take Razz's mind off what just happened.

 

[Reiyumi]

Reesa curled up under the blankets. She sighed contentedly and slept on. A soft smile slipped onto her face, grateful that whoever had covered her hadn't disturbed her from her sleep.

 

[Captain Asshat]

Razz's face contorted into a grossed out look as Connor left. For a minute there, he'd actually left her speechless. She was supremely insulted I mean yeah she's skanky herself but never had she ever forced herself onto someone. The sour princess felt sour to the max. Her face was in complete and udder disbelief as Connor walked away like he was the shit or something. Mika and Gilda tried to pretend like it didn't happen, and Razz turned to them with a "you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me" look of genuine anger. She's a dick by default and one thing you definitely don't wanna do is piss off someone who's default mood is "fuck you." Her revenge would call for something truly devious. For now she made a show of how fuckin appalled she was. "EWWWWWWWWWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WEWEWWWWWWWWWEWEWE FUCKIN' GROZZ AZZ CREEPER AZZ RAPIZT AZZ I'm uncultured FUCKBOY BITCH CUNTFACED TINY AZZHOLE SNIFFING PUZZY AZZ BITCHFACED BITCHY BITCH!!!" The editors are gonna have fun with that one. She scraped her tongue and spit on the balcony trying to remove the taste of Connor's tongue from her mouth. "I ZWEAR TO GOD TO LITTLE ZEX OFFENDER I WILL FUCKING CHOP YOUR TEENY TINY BALLZ OFF AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM!" she screamed into the house, now unsure of where he even was.


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[Vii]

Gilda gave Mika a discreet wink that said it all. These were her thanking words of sorts. Seeing Razz so utterly angered and disgusted at this whole scene left, much to her confusion, a rather bittersweet feeling on Gilda's chest. Though she felt bad for seeing her go through such a thing, something about her reaction had triggered something else in her. Relief? Joy? But why? Because she agreed how deviously stupid Connor had been?...Yeah, yeah, it had to be it, what else could it be? Agh, focus, focus! Grabbing Razz by the shoulders gentle but firmly, she looked at her in the eyes while speaking in a calm voice. "Razz, RAZZ!...Calm down, baby girl. That's exactly what that little deviant wants, can't you see that?" She paused with a sigh. "Look, I'll go get you something to wipe off that taste from your mouth, okay? Just tell Gildy here what you want." She tilted her head with a beautiful smile, trying her best to calm her down.

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[Ashaficent]

Mika should've expected a lot of cussing from Razz as soon as that was over. The reaction came a bit late, sure, but it was extreme - just like Razz. Gilda winked discreetly at her, and she understood. It was a thank you. She hoped that Razz would go for it what Gilda was saying. She did NOT want to deal with a brutally murdered human.

 

[Reiyumi]

Reesa jumped up at the sound of yelling, then sighed and looked around. Were these people ever quiet? She stood and stretched. The yelling was enough to put the sweet princess in a sour mood. She didn't care what it was about, just that it stopped. When another shout was heard, her hand connected with the wall and she heard a loud crack. Whoops. She didn't form that right. A whimper escaped her lips, but nothing more. She couldn't scream, that would not help. She sighed and walked towards the kitchen, in search of ice. She knew she had let her temper get the best of her and it honestly made her cry.

 

[Captain Asshat]

"He WANTZ me to kill him!? Cuz I WILL OBLIGE!" Razz was havin trouble containing the rage. She was trying to calm down, which made her start breathing heavily and angrily, but she allowed Gilda to brace her shoulders. "I need...NEED. Alcohol. Allll of the alcohol," she said through grit teeth. Probably wasn't a good idea seeing as she was finally beginning to sober up but desperate times call for desperate measures. Razz smiled all evil suddenly. "Actually Gildie, I'll get it myself." she said in an unchracteristically sweet voice. Uh oh she's got a plan. Razz looked over the rail of the balcony at the pool and then stood on the trampoline. She turned to Mika and Gilda and smirked a cocky smirk. "Get the other girls and bring 'em to the bar outside." Then, she jumped on the trampoline a few times to get some air time. Time for some extreme shit. Finally she shouted at the top of her lungs, "FUCK CONNOR!" before launching herself over the balcony taking a canonball shape before landing in the pool.


When she arose, she shouted up to Mika and Gilda with a huge smile, "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!" she'd swallowed some pool water by accident but it was better than the remaining taste of Connor's snogging. She climbed out of the pool and head for the outdoor bar and began mixing drinks.


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[ZassoOnoko]

Hana scoffed at her canon ball and say there, drinking a mild cocktail. She could care less if the Connor and Razz mishap. She honestly thought that Connor was handsome and was boy enough to shout his feelings to this girl, Razz. She rolled her eyes at Razz which landed on her cocktail. "Peasants.." She said to herself as she drank some of drink.


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[Reiyumi]

Reesa stared at the pool through a window. "What the hell was that...." she mumbled. She raised a brow and then shook her head. She grabbed an ice pack and placed it over her hand before heading outside. Someone had to make sure these girls weren't seriously injuring themselves and she saw no one else doing so.

 

[drummerboi]

"well i feel acomplished i pissed Razz off" he said smerking looking at ressa he then put a hand on her shoulder keeping her comfterble "anyway how is evryone" he said smileing.

 

[Vii]

"Hope you're f*cking pleased with yourself, Connor. Razz lost it. And that's coming from me of all people." This isn't what she planned, Connor had screwed up everything with his stupid move. "Mika." She garbbed the girl firmly by her shoulders. "I can tell you're a cool gal...so please give me a hand here. I'm going to go get something to calm Razz down for a while but I don't trust any of these people to make sure she doesn't drown or bash her head against the floor or something. Except for you." She paused, taking a deep breath. God, was she really playing the adult now? This was disgusting. Look what you make me do, Razz... "I'll owe you one big time."

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