Realistic or Modern 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱 𝘭𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦: 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵 || 𝘰𝘰𝘤

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

Idk man its what my little sister says all the time

 

[horrorshow]

Your little sister and I have something in common. You don't know how much I have used that phrase since training started to boost morale.

It does not boost morale at all, I get things thrown at me. But I try ok

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

Thats exactas what my co-workers do at the bar. My buddy james was having a bad day and I was all like, “you can do it, I believe in you.” And he just smacked me upside the head.

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

I was kinda being a dick so i guess it was deserved

 

[horrorshow]

Oh man, I worked in a bar before the army and it's kinda the same sort of teamwork, if I may be so bold. Haha.

At least I didn't get like, wrenches thrown at me in the bar (because that happens daily now it seems) but you know. There were multiple other forms of (loving?) abuse.

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

Im always the one that gets dish duty. Bro love am I right?

 

[horrorshow]

Nothing like bro love lmao

I'm the baby and the newest in my general squad so I get picked on literally all the time. It's just basic training continued. So I get it

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

Im just the guy that makes the mojitos

 

[horrorshow]

And mojitos sound amazing so you're the best guy in my opinion lmao

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

Thanks man. Only took 3 years

 

[horrorshow]

Hahaha I can't make any drinks anymore. I used to pride myself on how good I was as a bartender. First party I hosted in Hawaii I broke a bottle of tequila and poured beer on my at the time boyfriend.

Disaster all around.

So you're doing good. Trust me on this.

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

I feel you man. First time, I just kinda drunk the white rum and then had nothing to make it with so I just kinda stood there.

 

[horrorshow]

It happens, bro. Bottles of wine and most beers don't last long in my house before they completely go missing so.... dunno what's up with that.

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

I used to be an alcoholic and had to quit my job for a month as i was in rehab and couldn’t be trusted around drinks

 

[horrorshow]

That's why I joined the military haha. get myself away from alcohol of any variety for a while and now I'm too closely monitored to do anything at all. Didn't work with cigarettes though, picked the fuckers back up right after training (having to put them down for training now, as well as drinks)