Camp Half-Blood Redefined

[Holo]

*Sprays kitty with a firehose.*

 

[explosiveKitten]

*hisses and hides behind Lucky* BAD! WATER KILL FIRE DEMON CAT

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

 

[Athens]

*Sprays kitty with a firehose.*

STOP TRYING TO MURDER KITTY! *Hands flamethrower to Kitty*

 

[explosiveKitten]

*turns a dull gray color, fire burning low* .... *pained meow*

 

[Holo]

I'm only trying to clean her. *Grabs a flamethrower and sprays kitty.* is that better?

 

[Athens]

I'm only trying to clean her. *Grabs a flamethrower and sprays kitty.* is that better?

Are you saying Kitty has bad hygiene? *raises eyebrow*

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Are you saying Kitty has bad hygiene? *raises eyebrow*

*raises nosebrow*

 

[explosiveKitten]

I can clean myself... I'm a f***ing cat...

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

I can clean myself... I'm a f***ing cat...

Violet: Eww you're a F***ING cat?

 

[Athens]

Alright, so they don't hate me, but they don't like me either.

 

[Holo]

Riight? *Continues shooting kitten with flames.*

 

[explosiveKitten]

*hisses at Violet*

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Violet: It's mainly the F***ING part I was saying eww about.


For some reason I have started making Violet make inappropriate jokes all the time.

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: ... *walks back to the group, face still bloody, and Alec trying to get her to stop so he can wipe her face off*

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Helena: ... *walks back to the group, face still bloody, and Alec trying to get her to stop so he can wipe her face off*

Violet: *gets uber awkward and nervous* H-Hi Helena..

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: *stops and looks at Violet* ... Do I know you?

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Violet: I, uh, I thought you did....... *walks away quickly*

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: ... Clearly not... *continues walking*

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Aaaaaaaaand that's how it pretty much goes with most of my crushes IRL. Or went, rather, since I'm no longer single.

 

[explosiveKitten]

...woo hoo...

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

*stabs Kitten for her insolence*

 

[explosiveKitten]

*melts the stabbing implement*

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

*watches helplessly as Lucky is melted*

 

[explosiveKitten]

.... *walks away*