Camp Half-Blood Redefined

[explosiveKitten]

*waves the Milkbone in front of him* come get the Milkbone...

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Bishop: *follows milkbone scent*


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[explosiveKitten]

Come get the Milkbone... You gotta wake up man.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Bishop: *jumps up and bites the hand that Kitty is holding the milkbone in and doesn't let go*


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[explosiveKitten]

*prys his mouth open, retrieves Milkbone between teeth, runs off* THOM ON, BITTTTHHIE

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Bishop: *bites Kitty's other hand*


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[explosiveKitten]

*running off with the Milkbone in mouth* THOME GT THHHiS

 

[Alterius]

Kiva: okay then


Velexus: *Draws sword* Sickles...odd choice. But I'll go with it, ladies first.

 

[Holo]

*Dumps a bucket of watet on Bishop*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Bishop: *Bites Kitty's tail and doesn't let go*


Max: *taps Holo's shoulder* we need a bunch more water. It took a whirlpool to wake him up last time


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[Holo]

I got this. *shoves both Bishop and Kitty into the ocean.*

 

[explosiveKitten]

Akita: *rushes at Velexus*


kitty: AHHHHH WATER F*******

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Bishop: *wakes up and clutches onto Kitty* underwater screaming*


Max: that's.... Not exactly what I would do.... But hey it worked!


Sam: Won't he drown?


Max: Do you really care?


Sam: No not really


Max: Then stop talking


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[explosiveKitten]

Kitty: *crawls out of the ocean, a full gray color, fire burning low* ... *snaps Bishop off tail*

 

[Holo]

*hands kitty a towel.* he's awake now.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Bishop: *falls back into ocean and continues drowning*


Sam: *nudges Max*


Max: what?!


Sam: Aren't you gonna save him?


Max: Do I have too?


Sam: No, bu-


Max: well there's your answer


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[Holo]

*tosses a life preserver to bishop.*

 

[explosiveKitten]

*lays completely still*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Bishop: *Drowns*


Max: eh he'll respawn in a few minutes.


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[Alterius]

Velexus:*edges holding his sword forward in a defensive position.*

 

[Holo]

*shoots at Velexus with the bottomless clipped tommy gun while waiting for bishop to respawn.*

 

[explosiveKitten]

Akita: *at the last minute she drops to her knees, skids around and pat Velexus using sickles and stands up behind him, jumps up behind him, face swells up and spews lightning at him*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Max: *takes Tommy Gun from Holo* No cheating!!!!!


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[Holo]

*Pulls out a laser bazooka.* it's part caduceus

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Max: Kit


Kitsune: Yes?


Max: Dimension gun


Kitsune: Dimension gun?


Max: Dimension gun


Kitsune: *fires Dimension gun at Holo and transports him into a different dimension*


Max: much better


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