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No, they're gonna kill of the guy Thor, and replace him with a woman. 
And Julia, here's how I think the other heroes would react to the new Thor.


Captain America: Oh my god, Thor's dead!


Iron Man: He was a good ally, and a loyal fri-


*The new female Thor flies in* Thor: Hey guys.


Captain America: Who the hell are you?


Thor: Oh, I'm Thor.


Captain America: But Thor's dead! Also, he's a man!


Thor: I'm the new Thor.


Captain America: So... You got his name as well as his hammer and title? How does that work? I mean, I'd understand if you just got his hammer and title, but... Why'd you have to take his name?! That's like disrespecting his memory!


Thor: *shrugs*


Iron Man: But what about those years of character development and friendship we had with him?! You can't just replace that!


Thor: *shrugs again*


Captain America: This is so weird...


Deadpool: IT'S THE WRITERS OF THE COMICS! THEY'RE THE ONES WHO DID THIS!


Captain America: Shut up Wade, no one believes your crazy bullshit.


Deadpool: I'm telling you, we're all in a comic book! But there's also movies! And video ga- Hey, who's the new chick?


Iron Man: That's Thor.


Deadpool: Wow, Thor got hot! *stares at the new Thor's breasts*


Iron Man: Wade, this is a different person.


Deadpool: But she took his name? Wow, that's really stupid.


Captain America and Iron Man at the same time: I know, right?!


Deadpool: HEY WRITERS! KEEP THIS NEW THOR! I'M LIKIN HER ALREADY!


Captain America and Iron Man simultaneously: Shut up Wade!


Deadpool: First Spider-Man becomes black, now Thor's a woman. What's next, is Iron Man gonna be gay or something? Actually, I shouldn't say that. Don't want to give them any ide-


Iron Man: Hey guys, I'm gay now.


Deadpool: Shit.
 
It would, if anyone actually read comics anymore.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHOTS FIRED 
And Julia, what do ya think of what I think the other heroes' reactions will be?
 

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