Camp Half-Blood Redefined

[XxJuliaxX]

B-but soccer doesn't suck ; -;

 

[Dirtbear]

.... just.... go.... I no longer care for you....

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Okay. I'll leave. *walks off, sobbing*

 

[Dirtbear]

Good.... that heretic...

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

*flips them off as she walks away sobbing*

 

[Dirtbear]

I think your finger is broken, child. I can make it better with a pair of scissors.

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

*continues sobbing, saying nothing*

 

[RyanJXavier]

*The mysterious stranger makes an appearance and swipes his coat around causing him and Jarp to disappear into another dimension*


Soccer is a world famous sport for a reason....not like water polo or cricket.


*Walks around then faces Jarp*


Take back what you said about soccer.

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

Never!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

You guys are weird


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[RyanJXavier]

*Swipes around coat again back to regular dimension*


Nugget..ATTACK!

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

YOUR PUNY NUGGET CANNOT DEFEAT JARPY, DEVOURER OF SOULS! *eats Nugget's soul*

 

[XxJuliaxX]

*runs to Jarpie and climbs into her arms adorably and hugs her and defeats her with the power of love and adorableness and awesomeness*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

*smacks Jarpy with Bible* Demon Begone!


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[Wrath Of Athena]

Aww Julia... You're so cute, I can't be an evil demon devourer of souls while I look at you...

 

[RyanJXavier]

*Clenches fists*


Grrrrrrr.......GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHH!


*Tackles Jarp* GIVE BACK NUGGET'S SOUL

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Umm Ryan... *Holds up bottle with Nuggets Soul in it* I uh took it before it was swallowed


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[Wrath Of Athena]

Nah, I like it. Mmm.. Nugget's soul tastes like... Chicken Mcnuggets.

 

[RyanJXavier]

BREAKS JARP TO PIECES


THE END

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[Wrath Of Athena]

*dies*

 

[XxJuliaxX]

Don't worry! Nugget's soul is unable to be devoured or at all removed from his body because of his adorableness. His awesomeness is superior to even her atrocity.


HOOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

I'm... Dying... someone... help... me...

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

*gently sets med kit on Jarpy's face*


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[Wrath Of Athena]

That... doesn't help... it's... just on... my face. Still... dying...

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

*opens kit and doesn't do anything with it*


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