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Good day to you everyone, whose ready for another exciting segment of 'You got shutdown' today we have the over the top womanizer Vincent and it looks like he is asking her to go watch the potential new students practical exams together, let's cut live to how she responds
"Do we really have to sneak off to watch the practical exam? It looks like they're preparing for the written test right now; it's going to be a while before the practical gets going. I was just going to ask one of the professors if I could watch with them."
Ooh, what a fantastic shutdown from Lynn, expertly done, let's break it down for everyone. First she starts with a logic breaking question and statement and then finishes the shutdown by telling that she was going to watch with a teacher. Bad luck there Vince maybe next time you won't get shut down and if that's the case we won't be covering it. This has been another segment of 'You got shutdown'
 
Man... Hunter isn't gonna be a Hero for very long. His joints are just gonna straight up disintegrate long before he reaches 30 lol
 
Idea for a scenario:

Gabriel is taken Hostage

Villain: "don't you dare come closer or I'll kill your father"

Dante: *continues to approach*

Villain: "what's this? Instead of running away you're coming closer?"

Dante: "I can't beat the shit outta you without coming closer"

Gabriel: "I get that reference!"

Villain: "you're... awfully calm for a hostage, aren't you afraid to die?"

Dante: "He dies several times a week. Go ahead and kill him. He'll just pop right back up again"

Gabriel: "If it makes the news again the Manager at Dairy Queen owes me ice cream!"

Dante: "ever heard of a Frequent Die-ers program?"

Villain: "That's a thing?!"

Dante: "depends on how morbid the manager's sense of humor is. Also, Dad, you know they're gonna discontinue that promotion if you cash in too often!"

Gabriel: "come ooon kill meeee!! I want me free ice cream!"

Dante: "you could just buy some.."

Gabriel: "but free tastes better!!"

Villain: ".... you know what.. I give up... I need to check into therapy... y'all got some serious issues..."

Gabriel: "wait, we're a manga?!"
 
That’s hilarious.

Today I decided I’m a kitty. Don’t ask me why. It’s just been decided. Here is a screenshot of me.
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Gabriel: "Seems like everyone's busy today.."

Dante: "I mean, today's the entrance exam so yeah.."

Gabriel: "not them, son. I mean the people writing this story"

Dante: "writing wha-"

Gabriel: "nevermind Dante, it's some wibbly wobbly timey wimey fourth wall shit. You wouldn't understand. As for you guys. Be nice to your creations."

Dante: "dad did you hit your head again?..."

Gabriel: "yes, yes I did"
 
*wisdom Emmy, sleeping next to gabrial and dante: "it's true, we are all a collection of characters written by people on a website for role playing stories."
 
*MJ glitching like mad* "Yeah it's really fucking boring and terrifying not having any autonomy and my guts currently waiting for Touya to respond to Paris before writing me some more"
 
Dante: "yep... I've somehow broken the matrix you all have lost your minds..."

Gabriel: "We sshould be kinda worried. The guy writing our parts tends to hurt his creations." *eating a pint of ben n jerry's* "but plus side, he's a martial artist, so at the very least when we lose a limb it's in some hyper badass, excellently choreographed way"

Dante: "lose a what now?!"

Gabriel: "I mean, we grow limbs back, Dante, relax"

Dante: "just because your pain receptors are shut off doesn't mean mine are!!"

Gabriel: "well yeah. It's not a compelling story if the character is flawless or unbeatable. If you couldn't feel pain it'd lose the effect. I'm comic relief, so it makes sense for me to not feel pain."

Dante: "... I think I'm gonna register a complaint with the writer...."

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I think when Daddy DP comes into the story all the orphans are going to have varying levels of jealousy or hate towards Dante
Dante: "just don't get too attached"

Gabriel: *chatting with all the orphans happily*

Dante: "wait for it"

*a stray wrecking ball swings through, missing everyone except Gabriel, who gets splattered on the end of it*

Gabriel: *regenerating as it swings back, high enough not to hit anyone else* "I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEECKING BAAAAAAALL"
 
I will admit, I wouldn't be shocked if Gabriel gave music lessons to those who were musically inclined.

And anyone who wants to Dance...

Carmen: "you all look a bit young for one of my classes?" *surrounded by actual professional dancers who shelled out big bucks for the seminar*

Dante: "They're with me, mom."

Carmen: "ah! Si, si!" *her expression immediately shifts from stern to motherly as she gets them started, effortlessly conducting an expert and beginner class at the same time, her expression, also, shifting from Lady de Leon to Mama de la Cruz depending on which group she addressed*
 

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