(Oscar the human is shitfaced)TerrinX said:(( Rape? Confused lesbians? Where do I jump in? ))
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(Oscar the human is shitfaced)TerrinX said:(( Rape? Confused lesbians? Where do I jump in? ))
(I gtg to bed cya!) "woah..." Was the onlt thing Claudine could say. Like damn thats a lot of food. She just chuckled. I cant even imagine how much food is here... Damn..TerrinX said:"I see.." Lucy said smiling as she grabbed Claudine's hand and leading her out of the room and down to the dining room, which had a spread from breakfast to lunch, to dinner and dessert, drinks of soda and tea, coffee and wine. "Have whatever you want" Lucy said smiling.
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"Don't mind if I do!" Crowley said, who was walking past the kitchen on his way to his room. Crowley grabbed a plate and started to stack food on it.TerrinX said:"I see.." Lucy said smiling as she grabbed Claudine's hand and leading her out of the room and down to the dining room, which had a spread from breakfast to lunch, to dinner and dessert, drinks of soda and tea, coffee and wine. "Have whatever you want" Lucy said smiling.
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After about a minute of walking, they made it back to his apartment. Oscar, who was past the point of drunk and now onto the 'mom-is-scared' phase, passed out as soon as he set foot in his apartment.FireMaiden said:"Boy, I'm am older than your grandma and I still look younger than your mother. Get your ass in inside before you're raped by a confused lesbains."
Gilbert hopped off of his master's head, flapped over to a table with an ink well and a pad of sticky notes. He weeble-wobbled over to the ink well, dipped his beak in and started to write, albeit poorly, on the sticky note. He tore it off and nudged it towards Val.FireMaiden said:"You're welcome....this is gonna be weird. Gilbert, mind if I stay for a bit to make sure he doesn't die?"
Gilbert looked over at her, looking slightly annoyed.FireMaiden said:"That doesn't explain why you can write," Val said.
FireMaiden said:Val tolled her eyes at birds attempt at an insult, "No, I don't think he did. We were in a private karaoke lounge thing and he got hammered. Damn, humans have a pretty low tolerance."
FireMaiden said:"Wh- oh. OH," Val said, trying not to laugh. "No, honey, the way I'm using the term hammered, means he got really drunk."
Oscar sputtered and shot awake. "Yes?! I'm awake!" Oscar said, quickly sitting up. He saw the sticky notes and read them. He blushed as he got to the 'hammer' one.FireMaiden said:"Yeah, I can do that," Val said. She walked to his kitchen, and got a glass of water, making sure it was as cold as it could be, she walked back over to Oscar. "Wake up," she then poured the water on his head.
"Sh-shut up, Val." Oscar mumbled, his face going red with embarrassment. "Never tell anyone about that."FireMaiden said:"Getting naughty while the kid's at home, shame on you Ozzy."
"I am so fucking embarrassed right now." Oscar said, sitting on his couch and pulling his knees up to his face.FireMaiden said:"Don't worry, your secret is safe with me."