Blood Gulch Blues

[StaidFoal]

Corvo should have expected an answer he didn't understand. Everything about Doc was foreign to him, and despite the threats of other rough-looking men, he was now playing charades. "Just which of these people are going to become my future enemy?" he quietly pondered to himself, glancing at the variety of faces. He held off on socializing too much, deciding to wait until after the teams were decided to get acquainted with them. This sick game of the Outsider would surely pit him against anybody he made friends with now.

Corvo turned back around when Doc shouted something that he thought he misheard. He noticed that Doc was walled off from some of the passengers who were... eating each other? And the wall between him and them was a towering, hefty man with red eyes. After seeing talking animals and a person whose body was very... square... Lobo's appearance didn't surprise him as much as it should have. Without thinking, Corvo donned his mask and walked over to the two. Doc wasn't to blame for this mess, but that didn't seem to matter to Lobo who demanded at least some knowledge.

Admittedly, Corvo felt the same, but he knew far better than to threaten someone even if they were a self-proclaimed pacifist. He knew all too well how easily people like him could change. The "honorable" Admiral Havelock was first to teach Corvo that. "It doesn't sound like he knows anything," Corvo said upon reaching Lobo and Doc. "And if you kill him, I'm willing to bet his friends will take great pleasure in exacting revenge. So lay it off, why don't you." Corvo wrestled with these types of people since he was 16. To him, Lobo was no different.

ManyFaces thatguyinthestore​

 

[ConnorOfficials]

Lilith hasn't been social in a while since there was a question at the back of her mind, she was searching for Doc for a bit because there where so many people until she found him, so she walked up to him and asked "Hey how did you get us here anyway?"

thatguyinthestore​

 

[ManyFaces]

Lobo

The alien's expression twisted into a sneer as his insult flew over the doctors head.
"Wrong answer chump."
He looked to the ensuing chaos the doctor was trying to prevent. It was one hell of a sight, or rather a show. Not quite as bloody as he'd like but watching a rabbit and an overly dressed midget bite the stuffing out of one another would do.
"Why the hell would ya wanna stop this? This is quality entertainment right here!"
He draped an arm over the medic and pulled him closer to limit his movement.
"My bet's on the rabbit!"
He said. Fishing in one of his pockets to see if he had any cash to bet with when he and the good doctor were paid a visit by some masked 'hero' trying to get between him and a good time.
"Well I ain't gonna hurt him, not yet at least. After all we're just gettin to know one another so well isn't that right Doc?"
The Czarnian would smirk at the doctor. Silently daring him to say otherwise.
"But his pals could try and take on the Main Man if they want their asshole moved up to their pie hole. So why don't you take your goody two shoes act to the back of the plane."
He growled. If this guy wanted a fight who was The Main Man to deny him a full body cast?

thatguyinthestore StaidFoal P PopcornPie Benedict Cucumberpatch Sayo-Nara​

 

[Benedict Cucumberpatch]

Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch
Benedict would merely look at his nails and shine his dentures with Windex as everything went down.
“Ah ah ah! Bottom line Doc is.....hm ooh I need to....give these bad boys a good shine.” He would say in regards to his teeth.
“Ah! Yes, bottom line is that Mister Rabbit here assaulted Josh, STINKY LANA FELL ON HER OWN ACCORD good day....” Benedict would say before commanding Josh to get on a stepstool and shine his chompers
Sayo-Nara
thatguyinthestore
P PopcornPie​

 

[PopcornPie]

"It's all entertainment until you're the one being bitten, chum!" Lucky barked back, feebly rubbing the bitten spot. On the other hand, he did appreciate being seen as the underdog.

That bit of pleasure, of course, would go away when he was being blamed. "DON'T SELL DOC THAT SHIT!" Lucky was now trying to kick at Benedict's jaw. "You had your blubbery clown tackle Lana!"

 

[Sayo-Nara]

Lana

I quickly backed up as as Lucky was able to get the penguin off of me, but with Benedict around the problem only grew. Benedict with his usual cartoony fashion pulled out dentures and used them to bite Lucky. I quickly got up to try to push Benedict away in order to help Lucky.
“Get off of him! Go away for once!”
I may have seemed brave now, but if Benedict so much as looked at my direction I’d probably cower in fear again, but before long everything has stopped and I was accused of falling on my own.
“W-Wait that’s not true...”
Benedict Cucumberpatch P PopcornPie​

 

[Benedict Cucumberpatch]

Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch
Why did you do that Lana....
The Rabbit was being handled just fine, but Lana just signed her death sentence.
“Ah! Mister Rabbit! Look you’re assaulting more people!” Benedict would say before Josh would waddle away screaming.
“Here dear Sir take this to calm yourself down.” Benedict would say as he handed Lucky a box of Trix
“And these aren’t for kids.” He would say with a wink before turning to Lana, taking out his teeth and throwing them at her
“Ah....Lana......shut up indeed.”
thatguyinthestore
Sayo-Nara
P PopcornPie​

 

[thatguyinthestore]

When he saw Corvo begin to approach and have a word with the tall bully, Doc breathed a sigh of relief. If nothing else, he could at least provide the Medic enough leeway to escape the altercation. However, things once again did not turn out as Doc would hoped, because the self-proclaimed 'Main Man' had taken to draping his arm around the his shoulder, pretty much locking him in place. When Lobo asked for his input on the matter, Doc gulped slightly and glanced up, not sure of what to say.

"Uhhh... y-yeah!" He exclaimed, though it was quite obvious from his nervous tone that he was one second away from pissing himself under his armor. If he didn't have that stupid helmet on, he would have made some kind of subtle gesture to Corvo for help... but, alas. When Lilith approach, Doc slowly turned his head to face her, though not the rest of his body due to that currently being locked in place by Lobo's arm. "I didn't put you on here." He said, and before he could elaborate further, Lobo began to threaten Corvo, and tensions seemed to rise with the Lana, Lucky and Benedict even further.

"C-C-C..." He muttered, unable to get a word in due to all the bickering and fighting. The tension simply continued building, with Doc shaking even more... and more... and more and more and more and more and more until finally...


"CAN YOU ALL PLEASE JUST STOP FIGHTING!?"

StaidFoal ManyFaces Benedict Cucumberpatch Sayo-Nara P PopcornPie ​

 

[PopcornPie]

Lucky was too confused to do anything other than accept the box. "I-is this..." Well, at least nobody on this plane would starve, if he could just pull out food like that. With the wrench so far away, perhaps he could use this box as a weapon? In a snap of his non-existent fingers, Lucky had an idea.

After ripping the box open, Lucky sifted around for-aha!-the prize. "You'll pay for this yet..." He murmured, steadily approaching Benedict's pants.

He wasn't.

He really wasn't.

Ah, but as he himself said, this was war! And, in war, you have to do things that would ordinarily disgust you.

Quick as a flash, and with a little plastic plane between his nubs, Lucky once again used his teeth to tear open Benedict's pants, and then...well...

For bonus points, Lucky had the world's cheekiest grin across his face.

 

[DerpyCarp]

Lealan would stumble out of the cockpit thoroughly traumatized. She would hear the medic shout his request and add her own two cents. "Kick the Penguins Ass!!"
Sayo-Nara P PopcornPie Benedict Cucumberpatch thatguyinthestore

 

[Benedict Cucumberpatch]

Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch
As Lucky tore open Benedicts pants, he would see........another pair of pants!
“Ah! I see you’ve found my spare pair of pants.....one must always keep a spare of everything, even a spare of myself.” He would say before biting Lucky again
“Scrumptious”

Josh meanwhile would run to the nearest place where Benedict had control....Michael. Josh would run to Benedicts property and violently tug on his leg for help

Sayo-Nara
P PopcornPie
thatguyinthestore
DerpyCarp​

 

[thatguyinthestore]

"No, do not kick any ass! Do not kick any ass!" Doc shouted once Lealan burst in and interjected... only to witness Lucky attack Benedict's, well.... let's just say that Doc wasn't sure if even he could treat that. Or, at least he would, had Benedict not had an extra pair of pants... and then Benedict just bit into the rabbit yet again.

Meanwhile, Michael just slunk back down into his seat and did not say a single word as he watched this unfold, even as Josh tugged on his leg. Nope.

Nope.

Nope times a thousand.

Nope times a thousand fucking hundred, actually.

If Michael could be noping anymore, he would be contender for world's biggest noper, let me tell ya.

He noped so much that he out-noped pretty much everyone on this plane.

Nope.

Benedict Cucumberpatch DerpyCarp P PopcornPie Sayo-Nara StaidFoal ManyFaces @anyoneelsethisischaos​

 

[PopcornPie]

Just...what.

"You are very well prepared, I'll give you that." Lucky gave Benedict's spare pants a defeated glare, before once more finding himself caught in his jaw. "Ooooch!" He exclaimed. "Why, I'll show YOU scrumptious, you creepy-ass piccadilly!" In that instant, he swung around in an attempt to bite Benedict on the neck.

 

[darkred]

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ->

The red haired Nora Seeker found herself on occasion getting up out of her seat and looking around for anyone in particular that seemed interesting. She looked around at the others and thought to herself. But there are a few select individuals that interested her at the moment. The man named Suburo- ( FactionParadox ). His attire almost seemed foreign to Aloy but she would sit next to him.

She eyed the chaos happening upon the ship and lightly stepped to the side, looking at Saburo. "Perhaps we should find a quieter part of the ship. Perhaps we might be able to talk better that way."

FactionParadox



​

 

[Sayo-Nara]

Lana

Everything was going insane. I didn’t even see the dentures at the flew at me and bit me on the arm. It hurt extremely badly. I slowly lowered myself on the floor, curled up in a ball, and cried.
​

 

[PopcornPie]

"W-whoa! Lana!" Now steam was practically shooting out of Lucky's ears. "At least I'm responsible with me teeth, you asshole!" Now he was using his nubs to push against Benedict, in hopes of freeing himself. But, goddamn, was his jaw strong. His movements were as frantic as a hummingbird caught in a net.

 

[Benedict Cucumberpatch]

Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch
Josh would point and laugh at Lana to the point where he was on the floor wheezing as she cried, he was losing it. What can we say Lana in pain is quite hilarious. Josh would then begin to peck her repeatedly

This Rabbit is the unstoppable force....but Benedict is the immovable object. Benedict would think to himself as he let go of lucky before whacking him with a newspaper.
Sayo-Nara
P PopcornPie​

 

[FactionParadox]

Interacting: darkred
​

This wasn't good... The fighting would break out momentarily it would seem. Removing his glasses and putting his contact lenses in for a moment, he watched as a woman with red hair approached him, her suggestion of a quieter place where they could talk was a good idea. He couldn't summon the magic he was used to, so evading any combat would be a good idea. "Alright, let's try near the cockpit and shutting the door. It might show us where we are." He whispered back, standing next to her.

 

[Atomic Chucklenuts]

Rex was looking all over the place for people that could help him or tell him some answers, so far all he got from doc was a simple “I dunno,” and other people besides Doc either ignored Rex or don’t know themselves. Soon Rex found himself to hear something (or someone) crying in the distance.


“Oh. I thought I took care of all the EVOS in the world. But.. I know this isn’t like speaking to talking monkeys with guns, but maybe I should see what’s wrong with it.

Rex went to see what’s wrong with the strange creature.

“Hey, are you okay?

Sayo-Nara

 

[PopcornPie]

"Gaaah!" How the fuck could someone swing a newspaper with enough force to knock someone back into the cockpit?! Lucky tumbled up against the canopy, this time resentful of the looping song.

"My best friend!" The speaker sang.

"Oh, SHUT UP!" Lucky roared, before dashing back into the fuselage. His eyes were flashing red and yellow, and he began to foam at the mouth.

Surprisingly, he slowed.

This was unlike every other outburst, because he was always positive that he hated everyone he could potentially hurt. But Lana was there, and crying. Doc was being useless, and someone had to at least try...

But helping her would be giving Benedict another chance, wouldn't it?

"Oh, FUCK IT."

He hopped to prying the dentures off of Lana's arm. At the very least, he could covet these damned teeth.

 

[Chungchangching]

Interactions:
@ChaosGang
Slamacow

Being the naturally curious person that I am, I was watching this travesty unfold before my very eyes. Why can't these people just be normal? It's definitely entertaining though, I have to say so I continued to observe. I kept my distance to make sure I don't get dragged into whatever is happening. Man, I feel sorry for the man in armor. Sucks to be him dealing with this nonsense. He even lost his cool! I did not want to help him assess the situation not because I am a coward but because this wasn't my problem! I wish I had some pumpkin pie to make watching this even better.​

 

[Benedict Cucumberpatch]

Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch

Benedict tipped his hat as his eyes gleamed....he still had more tricks....the table. He pulled it out and slammed it ontop if Lucky before attempting to snatch Lana
“Ah....Dinner time.”
Sayo-Nara
P PopcornPie
Atomic Chucklenuts​

 

[Atomic Chucklenuts]

Rex was confused as to why this fancy looking “thingamajig” hit a bunny with his hat, but thanked him for protecting the creature.

“Thanks for that, strange.... EVO? Whatever”

Rex carefully got the dentures off it’s arm and proceeds to communicate with it

“Hey. Are you okay? You didn’t answer me before? Why are you crying?”

Sayo-Nara Benedict Cucumberpatch P PopcornPie

 

[darkred]

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ->

As the other man walked toward her, she nodded and walked toward the cockpit door, knocking on it.

"Open the door."

If nobody opened, she'd try kicking the door down next.

She looked at Suburo "No response so far."

thatguyinthestore FactionParadox​

 

[PopcornPie]

"Stupid...bastard...teeth!..." Alas, prying dentures with bandaged stumps was easier in concept. Not that he wouldn't give up until Lana was free, and, hopefully, he would be able to use these dentures to-

"The FUCK?!"

Lucky had a little shy of a millisecond to process it before Benedict slammed a fucking table on his head.

Well, Benedict was at least able to confirm that this wasn't a dream, because a goddamn table crushing him would definitely be enough to wake Lucky. He supposed he should be thankful. What the fuck would he even tell his friends?! "I dreamed that I was abducted and woke up on board a military plane, then had my head slammed in with a table while I was trying to protect a fox girl from a dickwad with a penguin"?!

Damn! Lucky had failed to get the dentures off. But someone else did, and they were discarded! Plus, Benedict had underestimated the sharp wit of a rabbit! Why else would they be so hard to catch?

Struggling to ignore the headache, he crawled over to Benedict's foot, then slunk around his ankle, positioning the fake teeth around it. "Dinnertime, indeed." Lucky sneered, then allowed the dentures to bite down.