Phantom Thief of Hearts
We live in the Metal Gear timeline
McKenzie suddenly clutched his head as strange forces beyond our understanding informed him of some grave news.
"McKenzie, do you sense something in the Force?" Pierre worriedly asked his loyal butler and fellow Jedi for his boundless wisdom.
<"It's not the Force!"> McKenzie snapped at Pierre before screaming to the heavens above, <"The Seven Lucky Gods have told me that our friends are no longer in the Suicide Slums!">
Pierre was stunned by the news, "It has to be a mistake, my friend!"
McKenzie closed his eyes and shook his head, <"No, Master Pierre... The Seven Lucky Gods never make mistakes.">
A frantic yet still very charming Famous Pierre grabbed the young detective's shoulder and shook her wildly, "My Friend! You're a detective! Maybe you could help
"Hey!" Comic Book Guy snatched the comic from Kanna's hands, "This is a rare collector's item, not a picture book for children!"
Yang cracked her knuckles and stood between the obese comic book shop owner and Kanna, "Listen here, she wants the book and since I'm watching out for her, how's about I pay for it?"
"Okay," Comic Book Guy squinted his judgmental eyes at Yang, "That would be $250."
"What!?" Yang was taken aback by the ludicrous price of the book. "That's ridiculous!"
"Yes it is. It was originally priced as $1,000 before that child contaminated it with her fingers," Comic Book Guy glared at Kanna for snatching the comic without paying for it first.
"Actually, maybe we'll try our luck in the convention then," Yang ended the conversation with the Comic Book Guy and quickly herded Kanna and the Simpsons into the Convention.
In the Convention, Bart and Lisa stared in awe of the many shops and cosplayers within the convention center.
Homer moaned in disgust at the sight, "I thought this was a Sci-Fi Convention! Why is it full of nerds?"
"Because those are the people who go to Sci-Fi Conventions," Yang quickly informed the patriarch of the Simpsons family.