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Thanks' date=' SiD.  You're a mensch.[/quote']
Now, I know the meaning of mensch, or at least the gyst of it... but whenever I see or hear it I immediately think of how it's used among the Sartan and Patryn when referring to the humans, dwarves and elves in The DeathGate Cycle.
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The elves and dwarves I mean.  Not so much DP or HO...


My room mate has a theory on putting the final scene in LotR in context, by realizing that LotR was an unrequited gay love story with Samwise eventually returning to the Shire, after Frodo leaves for the Big Gay Disneyland that Elrond and the elves dangle before him, where finally Frodo can go off and just be fabulous with the elves, who are looking for hot Hairfoot action with the last Ringbearer.  


It does put an interesting spin on the last two movies in that sense.  And, knowing that Samwise eventually packs it up to leave the Shire and Middle Earth to follow Frodo and the rest of the Elves...well, let's face it, they are pretty...
 
CW--Brokeback Mountain?  Feh, the reading of Sam's dialogue as being a fantastic pean for his love of Frodo has been around a while longer than Ang Lee's cowboys.


Let's face it, it does make the last movie a lot more fun, with Sam pleading over and over again to his sweet baboo to get off his ass.
 
*He's still a jagoff for being too weak to kill Isildur.


Merry and Pippin were DEF balling each other throughout the series... which then begs the question, are all hobbits homosexual, or just the ones who are inclined towards leaving the Shire?  Is the "adventure" gene in hobbit heredity inextricably linked with the "gay" gene?


As for Brokeback, I hear there's a heartbreaking scene with one of the character's wives.  This could probably be duplicated, as Sam has his own "beard" - the curly-haired bartender chick from that one inn.  Could have her breaking down, taking the kids away, screaming at him to get out of the house and go find his precious elves...


Also: maybe the other elves are gay, but Elrond isn't.  Elrond* fucks whatever he wants.  Are you gonna stop him?  LOOK AT THOSE EYES.
 
Re: *He's still a jagoff for being too weak to kill Isildur.

LOOK AT THOSE EYES.
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Aah, he only has those eyes because of his heat vision.


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Elrond: No, it can hardly be expected of you, even though he is invited to a secret council and you are not... *smirk*


M&P: Hey, we want to come too!!


Elrond: What!? You, YOU RUINED MY JOKE!!


*BURNINATION!!*


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Somehow, the image of Elrond blasting Merry and Pippin into ash with eyebeams is hilarious to me. It's not even like I don't like them.
 
Jukashi:  couldn't agree more.  Although personally, I hate the little fuckers.


I'm-Loaning-Out-My-Copy-Of-Abyssals Question:  How many points do you get for taking Liege 4?  I think it's 9, but I'm far from certain.
 
Hello, Mr. Anderson


Elrond IS Agent Smith.  If he wanted to, he could assimilate those damn little furry-footed-fuckers, and they could throw all of their V for Vendetta knives at anyone that had a problem with it.


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