Ban the person above you for any reason.

[Davis Butler]

I ban you for being late

 

[Strawberry Ink]

I ban you for not using a period at the end of your sentence. 

 

[Count Gensokyo]

NO ONE GETS PERMA-BANNED LIKE GASTON!


@Strawberry Ink

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

That's it! I ban caps lock in general!

 

[KAmber]

I ban you and italics

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

But I never use italics. I ban you for even thinking of putting italics and I in the same sentence. Rubbish.

 

[KAmber]

Italics ban and bold ban and underline ban and yumoto ban

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

What about upside down and underscore letter bans?

 

[KAmber]

And small words!

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

• I guess you forgot bullet point bans
  

1. And numbered bans
   

(And parenthesis bans.)


And KAmber bans. Yes, those too.

 

[SpookySableye]

I ban Yumoto for forgetting about slash bans.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

"I ban the Pokemon for forgetting about quoted bans".


I think we've met our quota for unconventional bans for the day, don't you agree?

 

[SpookySableye]

No, I think we're just a tad short.


So I ban you for not taking color into consideration.


Now we've met the quota .

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

But if we do that, We've gotta add *asterisk bans* to the mix.


By the way, I ban you for forgetting about #ibanthesableye. 

 

[.J.]

Banned for liking magical boys. 


xD

 

[Davis Butler]

I ban you for using emojis.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

I ban you for banning emojis. They are a necessary evil. It's okay, I understand.

 

[Donder172]

I ban you for protecing emojis.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

I ban you for not seeing their necessity. Respect the emoji! Respect it!

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

I ban you for not seeing their necessity. Respect the emoji! Respect it!

I ban you for not loving tigger.

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

I ban you because butterflies are evil.

B-But it was stalking me!


I ban you for not giving me a cake!

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

I ban you because cake is truth, cake is life.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. I ban you for not having clairvoyance. 

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

To be correct is to always be incorrect. A machine could not understand concepts debated across the galaxy. It just so happens the validity of cake is one of those concepts.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

I ban you for being so close-minded. The hard logic of a machine could never understand the principles of cake.