Ban the person above you for any reason.

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned because I thought you wuvved meee and wanted me to be your partner

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned because that's the ONLY reason you are my partner and stop filling the tube socks with nacho cheese Doritos

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned because I didn't have a choice after you ripped the bag and spilled Doritos everywhere

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned for making me open the bag whilst driving

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned because I told you to wait until we stopped for gas but you insisted on having Doritos while driving so I let you rip into them against my better judgement and now we're stuck here with a car full of tube socks and Doritos all over the place

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned for not just opening the damn bag and feeding them to me by hand like you used to

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned because I'm sorry life has been stressful and I haven't paid attention to you like you deserve. When we get to Cuba I'll empty the tube socks and feed you like back when we lived in Guatemala.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned for reminding me of the good old days. And for all the cheese dust in my eyes, we will be crashing soon

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned for not letting me pack your favorite driving goggles. I told you we were going to need them *braces for crash*

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned-for-not-shielding-me-with-you-body-before-we-drive-into-this-ravine- AHHHH!

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned for driving a freaking mini van. And for lmaoooo

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned beacuase ... I need... the car space... for... my... travel closets... *passes out*

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned because now I have to drag your unconscious body from the smoldering wreckage and flag down a tow truck

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

banned because *coma*

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned because carrying you like a princess

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Banned because just watched that video you posted. Now my coma dreams are all cannibal Labeouf based, and in my unconscious state I mumble something about eating your face.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned because it took you long enough to watch the greatest music video of all times.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Banned because now watch mine.
Video

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned because, NEVER

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Banned because *more coma*

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned because the cartoon girl in the video was too hawt. **Loads you into a wheel barrow and hauls you to the nearest hospital**

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Banned because a fucking wheelbarrow?! My unconscious body tuts in disgust

 

[Simon_Hawk]

. Banned because you aren't grateful that I'm doing my best to get you safely to the hospital.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Banned for not using your goat boy powers to heal me

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Banned because you don't remember the wheel barrow we bought together back in '84 during the Guatemalan wheel barrow festival. Oh how we looked longingly into each other's eyes as I carted you around under the moonlight in the haulmaster 9,000. Which is the very wheel barrow we're using now.