Ban the person above you for any reason.

[CaptainCorwin]

Banned because from indication of your avatar it seems you are up against Kira. You are already dead. So let's get rid of the waste before it starts to stink.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

The above user is banned for making a Death Note reference.

 

[CaptainCorwin]

The above user is banned, as I slowly fade away, because I am an adherrent of Hammurabi. A ban for a ban; a fool dies for slaying a fool.

 

[Le Fuzzy Maraca]

Banned for being confusing

 

[CaptainCorwin]

Banned for being confused; violence may beget violence, yet as is the case of blind mania as well. Seek understanding; the texture of the fart escaping out of the cow's anus. Discovery the glory of 4 stomachs.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

The above user is banned for using the word "anus."

 

[CaptainCorwin]

The scoundrel is exiled because he is opposed to the usage of a word. Begone, fiend. Of your essence, nevermore!

 

[connexe legis]

The above user is banned because the two words that form their username start with the letter C, this is an abuse the letter should not have to go through!!

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

I ban the person above me because I'm back~

Back again~

 

[LadybirdMooch]

I ban the person above me because they don't write about anything and they're on RPN~
iWriteAboutNothing

 

[DreamBeat]

The user above me is banned for tagging another person ^^

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

I ban you for not using a period at the end of your sentence

 

[Sir Swigglesworth]

The above user is banned for also not putting a period at the end of their sentence.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

You are banned for being the only one out of five people to use a period, because my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

 

[Sir Swigglesworth]

You are banned for being breaking the bounds of hypocrisy.

 

[LadybirdMooch]

You are banned for banning the banned one for breaking the bounds of hypocrisy.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

You are banned for banning the banner that banned that very same banner for hypocrisy.

 

[DreamBeat]

You are banned for confusing me with your complex sentence right after I've taken a test.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

The above user is banned because I said so.

 

[DreamBeat]

The above user is banned for spelling marvelous in capital letters.

 

[Queen.]

You're banned for having way more posts than me

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

You are banned for changing your name

 

[capMARVELOUS]

The above user is banned for hypocrisy, clearly writing about something while their name says they write about nothing.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

The above user is banned for not understanding the level of hypocrisy I am truly on. I've never really written anything, my cat types it all down for me.

 

[capMARVELOUS]

The above user is banned for owning a cat.