Badly Describe a Game Here

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Religious fanatics who have been brainwashed their entire lives into committing genocide get torn to shreds by a child soldier in big armor

Halo

 

[Volkie]

W E H A V E L O S T O B J E C T I V E B U T T E R.
Battlefield

 

[BackSet]

-Mass Effect 2

 

[BackSet]

Woman travels back in time to save her OTP and get them together, whether they like it or not. Granted, the OTP is also her parents. Or, at least, Chrom is. God knows what's going on with Robin.
-Fire Emblem Awakening, I think

 

[Jataro kemuri]

Hello

 

[Macintot]

Child-friendly gang wars
- Splatoon

 

[BackSet]

Spend hours grinding for that one 5* hero you want only for them to get hit by power creep via the next banner.

Or

The one with Marth, Roy, Ike, Lucina, Robin, Chrom, Corrin, and Byleth.
-Fire Emblem Heroe

 

[BackSet]

Chess but less people will think you weird for being attracted to the pieces.
-Fire Emblem

A Japanese Lawyer and Sherlock Holmes Herlock Sholmes uncover a conspiracy and accidentally leak multiple government secrets to the public.
-The Great Ace Attorney

Space Jesus suffers depression after losing for the first time in their life (it's actually more complicated and sad than that but the reality's less funny).
-Mass Effect 3

 

[The Great Sage]

Seven emotionally stunted alcoholics do their very best to avoid complete mental collapse.

-Dwarf Fortress

 

[A_Jackal_Named_Skalla]

Prepubescent children leaving home, tearing innocent wildlife from their homes and their families and forcing them to fight to the death for personal entertainment.

-Pokemon

 

[BackSet]

forcing them to fight to the death for personal entertainment.

Correction: fight until they faint. Fighting to the death is for wild animals.

Yes I will be butthurt about this until the end of time.

 

[A_Jackal_Named_Skalla]

Correction: fight until they faint. Fighting to the death is for wild animals.

Yes I will be butthurt about this until the end of time.

Ahem- Nuzlocke

 

[BackSet]

Ahem- Nuzlocke

Fair enough. But that's an exception and a fan created idea in the first place.

 

[Walliver]

2-D Minecraft


-Terraria

 

[A_Jackal_Named_Skalla]

You get dropped onto a deserted island in space surrounded by an invisible magic barrier, you have a funny rock stuck in your arm that lets you defy reality in about 4 different way. You have to scavenge and fight for your life against prehistoric murder machines and claw your way tooth and nail to the top of the food chain only for a 12 year old to get bored and kill everything you hold dear and tear your home apart in like an hour.

-Ark Survival Evolved

 

[Walliver]

Everyone dies of dysentery

-Oregon Trail

 

[A_Jackal_Named_Skalla]

Shoot it if it doesnt speak english

-Battlefield Bad Company 2

 

[Stricken Steel]

KIll every tank and AA gun in sight with a Swedish tank destroyer from WW2, Or dominate M1A1/A2 Abrams tanks in custom games with the Swedish tank destroyer. Or go and fighter planes and bombers/jets in arcade mode. As well as destroying F4s and F86s with an Bf109 E-3 in custom.

- War Thunder, Gaijiin

 

[A_Jackal_Named_Skalla]

KIll every tank and AA gun in sight with a Swedish tank destroyer from WW2, Or dominate M1A1/A2 Abrams tanks in custom games with the Swedish tank destroyer. Or go and fighter planes and bombers/jets in arcade mode. As well as destroying F4s and F86s with an Bf109 E-3 in custom.

- War Thunder, Gaijiin

Nah, just shoot anything that isnt you. Hit your allies? Eh their fault, shouldnt stand in the wake of the Swedish tank destroyers.

 

[A_Jackal_Named_Skalla]

A Christians wet dream.

-DOOM

 

[Stricken Steel]

A Christians wet dream.

-DOOM

Tearing off a Nazi's head.

- Wolfenstein, Bethesda/Interplay

 

[A_Jackal_Named_Skalla]

A magic cup fighting satan

-Cuphead

 

[The Great Sage]

An autistic crew of misfits and idiots do their best to keep a corporate mining installation safe from terrorists, wizards, traitors, changelings, blobs, mad scientists, aliens, clowns and incompetent command staff.

-Space Station 13

 

[FloofWhispers]

A Christians wet dream.

-DOOM

BRUH

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

2 mushrooms go on an adventure for a star from a giant bird and his family whilst each of them get’s captured by the bird almost every chapter.

-Captain toad’s turnpike