Badly Describe a Game Here

[dazzling]

A bunch of lawyers who love objections and can’t get their witnesses to say their name.

-Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

 

[BackSet]

*incoherent swearing*
-Hollow Knight

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Backstabbing the backstabber who backstabbed the backstabber who backstabbed you since 1939.
-HOI4

 

[Ritorna Me]

Joining satanic cults and having gay orgys while banging your sister and seducing the gay pope so he can call a crusade

-Crusader Kings II

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Running a country for dummies
-NationStates

 

[Ritorna Me]

Spreadsheet Simulator
-Victoria 2

 

[Martydi]

Spreadsheet Simulator
-Victoria 2

I will add to this:

Galactic genocide simulator
-Stellaris

Medieval atrocity simulator
-Crusader Kings II

World war II gone wrong simulator
-Hearts of Iron IV

 

[Unbreakable Patches]

PETA's worst f*cking nightmare - Monster Hunter World

Man takes painkillers and realizes he's in a comic book - Max Payne

Ninja prevents 9/11 2 - Metal Gear Rising

Depressed zombie commits regicide - Dark Souls

 

[S n o w]

A criminal elf spy is given the power to close demon holes from a giant rock man, then expected to save a world that mostly hates elves.
-Dragon Age: Inquisition

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Nobody expects the Elvish inquisition.

 

[Corrosion]

You're a guy with a rifle who runs around killing other guys who are trying to stop you from running with your rifle.

- Running with Rifles

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

-Cathrine

 

[Corrosion]

Soldiers with around 16 polygons in red and blue uniforms kill each other over a bunch of flags.

- Ravenfield

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Mortal Combat but it's Naruto
-Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm

 

[Martydi]

Pull organs out of your prisoners, make hats out of their skin and sell whatever remains to their rivals.
-RimWorld

 

[PeteTheWitcher]

Stop Wesker........No stop simmons............No stop Eviline

-Resident evil

 

[Jitterbug]

"I want to fuck the monster."

-DnD​

 

[BackSet]

DON'T FUCK WITH THE MAILMAN!!!
-Fallout New Vegas

 

[BackSet]

Pink puffball fights evil megacorp. Girl with daddy issues makes everything worse. Now puffball mist fight a planet.
-Kirby: Planet Robobot

Puffball is finally angry on both American and Japanese covers.
-Kirby: Planet Robobot

Puffball is finally happy again on both American and Japanese covers.
-Kirby Star Allies.

 

[SilverSentinal]

Prisoner being killed by monsters and trigger happy security
-SCP - Contaminant Breach

 

[BackSet]

Small adolescent girl needs help. Lawyer can't say no.
-Ace Attorney

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Super Smash Bros but you get to play as a Furry!
-Rivals of Aether

 

[BackSet]

Super Smash Bros but you get to play as a Furry!
-Rivals of Aether

But you can play as furries in super smash bros too.

 

[Xantheeer]

and peggy
-peggyfied

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Spoiler: Story Spoiler

Tuberculosis simulator.

-Red Dead Redemption 2