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Almost There
"This is... Coffee. Just Coffee."
[B A S I C S]
Name: Boosh Mix-Scrumpy
Addendum: Human names used to be professions too, y'know.
Nickname: Boo.
Addendum: Why do we need to explain that one?
Age: 12 By a human's count, and closer to 18 in Goblin years.
Addendum: Goblins don't live that long, okay?
Gender: Goblandrogynous
Addendum: Are YOU gonna go looking? Fool around and find out. It won't end well.
Orientation: Upright. For now.
Addendum: Yeah no Boosh hasn't shown any romantic or sexual interest in anyone or anything.
Race: GOBLIN
Addendum: Y'know, the little green things that people don't treat like people?
Type: Standard urban Goblinoid
Addendum: Doesn't show any significant difference in traits when compared to most types of wild goblinoids, but tend to be better-mannered.
Rank: Rank Four basic goblin, by the school's reckoning.
Addendum: It's tricky to make potions work right when NOBODY RESEARCHES GOBLIN BODY CHEMISTRY.
Circle: What circle?
Addendum: Even if Boosh was GOOD at magic, it's not like any circle would accept them... Right?
Division: We just said no circle, right?
Addendum: And Getting in the circle doesn't guarantee a division, either.
[A P P E A R A N C E]
Hair: Purple?
Eyes: Purple.
Complexion: Mottled Green
Height: Like, three feet.
Build: Thin
Weight: About 80 pounds.
Body Markings: LOTSA PIERCINGS.
[A P P E A R A N C E]
I'm gonna work for it.
Boosh is a rare breed of goblin indeed in that she values hard work. Her family has been in the booze business for generations, and it's not the easiest thing in the world, even if you're doing it on the smallest scale. It takes hard work, and even with a big family, it's a job for everyone. Boosh wanted to make something more than alcohol, and a youth Alchemy set was a good start... But after some rumors got out about a goblin with super strength, people started investigating and Boosh’s talent was discovered. Normally this sort of thing ends with hunters. This time it ended with an invitation to Avolair Academy. Goblins get this kind of opportunity once in a lifetime, and Boosh is determined not to waste it.
However, it isn't easy for Boosh. Her attention span isn't great, and focusing on classwork is hard at the best of times. With so many other students judging and glaring, it's hard to just buckle down and get to work. Things make sense when she's got glass phials and magical ingredients and she can TASTE what she's working on. But books and magic just don't click... At least in weapons class, she can beat the hell out of dummies to let off steam.
In the end, Boosh just wants to do the right thing and come out the other side of this as a potion-seller. But right now, it doesn't look easy. She could be dead or expelled in a month... But I already told you that she values hard work, didn't I?
[A R M O R] Though Boosh mostly wears leather, it can't really be called 'armor'.
[I T E M S]
Weapon Name: Can-Fun-Psycho ((It should be noted this is almost CERTAINLY not its proper name, and the true name may have been lost over the centuries))
Weapon Type: A Kanabo/Greatclub made from near-indestructible Adamant.
Length: 44.5 inches! It's taller than Boosh!
Weight: Over 150 pounds! Really tricky to lift without some Alchemical aid.
Origin: Supposedly a hand-me-down from some great ancestor, but... Well, how the hell does a family of Goblins get a hold of an ONI'S CLUB?
Almost There
"Eh? What's in the bottle?"
Boosh Mix-Scrumpy
Boosh Mix-Scrumpy
INTRODUCTION
"This is... Coffee. Just Coffee."
[B A S I C S]
Name: Boosh Mix-Scrumpy
Addendum: Human names used to be professions too, y'know.
Nickname: Boo.
Addendum: Why do we need to explain that one?
Age: 12 By a human's count, and closer to 18 in Goblin years.
Addendum: Goblins don't live that long, okay?
Gender: Goblandrogynous
Addendum: Are YOU gonna go looking? Fool around and find out. It won't end well.
Orientation: Upright. For now.
Addendum: Yeah no Boosh hasn't shown any romantic or sexual interest in anyone or anything.
Race: GOBLIN
Addendum: Y'know, the little green things that people don't treat like people?
Type: Standard urban Goblinoid
Addendum: Doesn't show any significant difference in traits when compared to most types of wild goblinoids, but tend to be better-mannered.
Rank: Rank Four basic goblin, by the school's reckoning.
Addendum: It's tricky to make potions work right when NOBODY RESEARCHES GOBLIN BODY CHEMISTRY.
Circle: What circle?
Addendum: Even if Boosh was GOOD at magic, it's not like any circle would accept them... Right?
Division: We just said no circle, right?
Addendum: And Getting in the circle doesn't guarantee a division, either.
PHYSICALITY
[A P P E A R A N C E]
Hair: Purple?
Eyes: Purple.
Complexion: Mottled Green
Height: Like, three feet.
Build: Thin
Weight: About 80 pounds.
Body Markings: LOTSA PIERCINGS.
[A P P E A R A N C E]
Moral Alignment[Chaotic... Good?]MENTALITY
[P E R S O N A L I T Y] I'm gonna work for it.
Boosh is a rare breed of goblin indeed in that she values hard work. Her family has been in the booze business for generations, and it's not the easiest thing in the world, even if you're doing it on the smallest scale. It takes hard work, and even with a big family, it's a job for everyone. Boosh wanted to make something more than alcohol, and a youth Alchemy set was a good start... But after some rumors got out about a goblin with super strength, people started investigating and Boosh’s talent was discovered. Normally this sort of thing ends with hunters. This time it ended with an invitation to Avolair Academy. Goblins get this kind of opportunity once in a lifetime, and Boosh is determined not to waste it.
However, it isn't easy for Boosh. Her attention span isn't great, and focusing on classwork is hard at the best of times. With so many other students judging and glaring, it's hard to just buckle down and get to work. Things make sense when she's got glass phials and magical ingredients and she can TASTE what she's working on. But books and magic just don't click... At least in weapons class, she can beat the hell out of dummies to let off steam.
In the end, Boosh just wants to do the right thing and come out the other side of this as a potion-seller. But right now, it doesn't look easy. She could be dead or expelled in a month... But I already told you that she values hard work, didn't I?
PROWESS
[N A T U R A L | T A L E N T] - Goblin Senses: Boosh can see in the dark, hear EXTREMELY well, and has a nose like a bloodhound. Also claims to have a very sensitive palate, but... Well. They sure don't eat like They do.
- Compact and Nimble: Being a goblin, Boosh is quite small, and also quite agile. They've gotten in trouble at least once for using the air vents as shortcuts.
- Beware the Gob: Boosh tries to act at least kind of civilized... But when backed into a corner, Goblins always have teeth. And if you pick them up without permission, they WILL BITE.
- Cooking by the book: Boosh's talent for alchemy is all they have, and being rank four... Well. Just head down to Signature ability.
- Untrained fighter: Boosh is very explicitly NOT trained in the fighting arts, and though she can bite, scratch, and wildly flail with that big club of hers, any trained fighter can best her in a contest of skill. So, of course, she's got weapons training on her class list.
- Limited Ammo: Though Boosh IS a budding Alchemist, they only carry so many flasks, and so many potions... Eventually they'll run out.
- They're only Goblin: Being a relatively small, fragile, and weak creature is probably a death sentence in a school like this. Boosh might be determined, but it doesn't take much to end a Goblin. Admittedly, Boosh does try to cover this weakness with their particular brand of potions, but in the end, Boosh is still just a goblin.
- Alteration Potions: Commonly referred to as 'Buff potions' or 'Athletic Enhancements', Alteration potions allow the drinker to alter some part of their body's physical characteristics or state of being for a brief period of time. Greater strength, faster movement, and armor-like skin are all on the table... If you know what you're doing. The only potion Boosh has a handle on is potions of strength, and though it's not perfect, it is reliable, it's highly potent, and she is improving. Which is why They're here: To learn how to make the STRONGEST potions, and make EVERY KIND of potion, and make them compatible with Goblinoid body chemistry. Boosh is currently trying to figure out this whole 'Haste' Business. They're getting close!
ARMAMENT
[A R M O R] Though Boosh mostly wears leather, it can't really be called 'armor'.
[I T E M S]
- Various Flasks: A variety of metal hip flasks adorn Boosh's belt. Boosh CLAIMS that they aren't filled with anything magical, and most detection magic agrees, but... Well, what else could they be?
- Big Glasses: A large pair of Glasses. Boosh is actually farsighted, and primarily needs them to read.
- Alchemy kit: A kit that doesn't leave Boosh's room, this is like a kid's chemistry set, but for magic chemistry. Lots of tubes, flasks, a burner, and some other alchemical bits for any child's potion-making needs! Or... Desperate Goblin's needs.
Weapon Name: Can-Fun-Psycho ((It should be noted this is almost CERTAINLY not its proper name, and the true name may have been lost over the centuries))
Weapon Type: A Kanabo/Greatclub made from near-indestructible Adamant.
Length: 44.5 inches! It's taller than Boosh!
Weight: Over 150 pounds! Really tricky to lift without some Alchemical aid.
Origin: Supposedly a hand-me-down from some great ancestor, but... Well, how the hell does a family of Goblins get a hold of an ONI'S CLUB?
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