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[EasternGhost]

Because I apparently can't 'understand' this concept.

Hmm. I guess it's a neighborhood thing. People where I'm at use the term. Grew up saying it collectively...so I don't know how to explain it but I know what they mean.

 

[Ashaficent]

Hmm. I guess it's a neighborhood thing. People where I'm at use the term. Grew up saying it collectively...so I don't know how to explain it but I know what they mean.

Okay... Still not helping so I guess I was never meant to understand it xD

 

[EasternGhost]

Okay... Still not helping so I guess I was never meant to understand it xD

Now you're getting it. I got a fortune cookie once that said you're never really wise until you realize you know nothing. I know nothing except what "Milking" means. And I'm "milking" the "Milking": statement. Maybe that will help you understand what it means?


Read the scenario I just made, maybe you'll figure it out. Best I can think to do.


 
Ever heard the old saying....someone is "Beating a dead horse"? Well "Milking" is the same thing, but "Beating a Dead horse" is when "milking" has gotten old and boring and annoying.

 

[Ashaficent]

Ah... I think I get it

 

[EasternGhost]

Ah... I think I get it

Wow. I thought these were widely using sayings....I have been "cultured" otherwise apparently.

 

[Ashaficent]

Wow. I thought these were widely using sayings....I have been "cultured" otherwise apparently.

Lol, maybe you're from an alternate dimension and you dnt even know that.

 

[EasternGhost]

Lol, maybe you're from an alternate dimension and you dnt even know that.

Alternate dimension. Well, I'm talking to you from the threshold of the universe.


That's one hell of a badass internet connection. TAKE THAT DISH HIGH SPEED SATELLITE INTERNET CONNECTION. TO HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR 4GB'S!!!!!!

 

[Ashaficent]

Alternate dimension. Well, I'm talking to you from the threshold of the universe.
That's one hell of a badass internet connection. TAKE THAT DISH HIGH SPEED SATELLITE INTERNET CONNECTION. TO HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR 4GB'S!!!!!!

Yes, you are.


The connection is badass indeed. NOW STOP SHOUTING THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON!

 

[EasternGhost]

Yes, you are.
The connection is badass indeed. NOW STOP SHOUTING THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON!

I highly doubt I seemed like a moron. Just slightly un-intelligent thanks.

 

[Ashaficent]

I highly doubt I seemed like a moron. Just slightly un-intelligent thanks.

Well, your lack of intelligence disturbs me then.

 

[EasternGhost]

Well, your lack of intelligence disturbs me then.

Ouch. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were insulting me....but nah.....Ash couldn't possibly be that much of a CRUEL and INHUMAN being.


(No, the irony of that statement does not escape me)

 

[Ashaficent]

Ouch. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were insulting me....but nah.....Ash couldn't possibly be that much of a CRUEL and INHUMAN being.
(No, the irony of that statement does not escape me)

Like I was saying, your lack on intelligence disturbs me. And now, it's disturbing me even more.

 

[EasternGhost]

Like I was saying, your lack on intelligence disturbs me. And now, it's disturbing me even more.

Wondering if I should tuck my tail, whimper and run off before I get burnt anymore....any thoughts?

 

[Ashaficent]

Wondering if I should tuck my tail, whimper and run off before I get burnt anymore....any thoughts?

You're intelligent enough to think about doing that. Now be intelligent enough to actually do that.

 

[EasternGhost]

You're intelligent enough to think about doing that. Now be intelligent enough to actually do that.

And the empress has spoken.....guess I'll take my leave then. Care to use my fallen tears as salt for your meal?

 

[Ashaficent]

And the empress has spoken.....guess I'll take my leave then. Care to use my fallen tears as salt for your meal?

Yes, peasant, I have spoken. And no, your tears are too common earth.

 

[EasternGhost]

Yes, peasant, I have spoken. And no, your tears are too common earth.

I guess use em for watering the royal garden eh?

 

[Ashaficent]

I guess use em for watering the royal garden eh?

Pfft. My flowers only get water from the Fountain of Youth.

 

[EasternGhost]

Pfft. My flowers only get water from the Fountain of Youth.

Damn I just can't win huh? Toss me in the dumpster....I'll add my funk to the already gathering stench yo

 

[Ashaficent]

Damn I just can't win huh? Toss me in the dumpster....I'll add my funk to the already gathering stench yo

Even my dumpster smells like roses. I'll just dump your tears back on your head.

 

[EasternGhost]

Even my dumpster smells like roses. I'll just dump your tears back on your head.

Hmm. Welp, I'mm go get a bite to eat and drink a few HEAVY drinks so I can forget such outrage aimed against me.....

 

[Ashaficent]

Hmm. Welp, I'mm go get a bite to eat and drink a few HEAVY drinks so I can forget such outrage aimed against me.....

I'm the Empress. I'll ban you from every bar in the country.

 

[EasternGhost]

I'm the Empress. I'll ban you from every bar in the country.

Color me as the leader of the new band of guerilla fighters against your tyranny. Be back in a few.


Gathering my force of brave freedom fighters as we speak.

 

[Ashaficent]

Color me as the leader of the new band of guerilla fighters against your tyranny. Be back in a few.
Gathering my force of brave freedom fighters as we speak.

Hah. I'm kind to all my people except for you.

 

[AliceoHeart]

I finished my post :3