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NO NOT A CAT! Probably beat it with a frying pan or sword
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Beat you with a spoonNO NOT A CAT! Probably beat it with a frying pan or sword
drank your blood (damn auto correct))In a failed magic trick (it is too gruesome for the police to report)
I give you cheese that’s laced with poisonI plant a delicious decoy "mouse" with a bomb in it
The mice will be tortured to bring out the traitorThere’s a double agent in the cat mafia who will turn the tables for the mice in exchange for a cut of the cheese!!
The rodent reinforcements get eaten by the demon eldritch catRodent reinforcements are summoned!