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"Who gazes from beyond the veil?"
[ We, the arbiters of the World's machinations. ]
"What is thine purpose?"
[ To preserve the integrity of the World's principles. ]
"Who is thine enemy?"
[ They, who desecrate the World's mysteries. ]
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"Who gazes from beyond the veil?"
[ We, the arbiters of the World's machinations. ]
"What is thine purpose?"
[ To preserve the integrity of the World's principles. ]
"Who is thine enemy?"
[ They, who desecrate the World's mysteries. ]
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- The World undergoes an infinite cycle of rebirth and destruction.
For epoch, the duty of overseeing this unending cycle fell upon the shoulders of a single deity; The Arbiter of the World's Machinations, the Deus Ex Machina, 'Avida'. As eons pass, the God's body and mind eroded, as all things do with the inevitable passing of time. However, even in the absence of God, the cogs of machinery behind the fabric of the world must spin onward, and the mere thought of an aimless, perpetual cycle without a shepherd to guide it toward a better ending, terrified Avida, more so than its own encroaching demise.
And thus, as its own impending end approached, the God devised a plan; it would refine its divine authority to build and rebuild the world into a 'system' mortalkind could operate, and the authority of absolute control over the system would be passed down unto few select mortals, and to their sons and daughters after them. It fell now upon mortals to oversee the very cycle that governed their world.
"To you, you three honourable Magi, I bestow upon you a fragment of divine authority. With it, shape the flow of these rivers of time and chart the course of destiny; for the reincarnation of the world falls now unto your hands.
To mortalkind, I bestow each a sliver of God’s power; let magic flow through the world like blood through veins, and let it prosper and shine ever more radiant throughout the cycles. This is my humble wish; and this is your noble mission. Let the world smile ever brighter with each reincarnation, until you reach the ‘happy end’ we once so desired."
Even as life faded from the God's mechanical body, it rebuilt its corpse into the terminal through which the World System could be accessed; 'Yggdrasil'. And, the few mortal men that were granted the God's divine authority banded together into an organization that they named in honor of their fallen God; 'The Archivists of Avida'.
Though the three founders of the Archivsts faithfully upheld their sacred duty of arbitrating over the world's death and rebirth, the God failed to account for the impermanence of men, even despite the revelation of its own limited lifespan. Eventually, the extended lifespans of the three Founders also came to pass, and their duty fell upon their successors, and the successors of those thereafter. And, such is human nature, it was logically and feasibly impossible to quell ambition and the differing beliefs held by mortal men.
The world, and its life cycle would begin to change.
Deeming widespread Magic to be a threat to Avida, the gift God had granted to every living creature was plundered from them, and hidden away behind veils of secrecy, instead, giving way for technology to advance to a ruinous point of no return. With each 'death' of the world, its demise became more disastrous than the last, and increasing tragedy would follow the meddling to the world by the Archivists. Not only were the Archivists stumped in steering the world away from its inevitable, tragic end, they had unknowingly expedited the process.
Come the current cycle of the world; 1990BW-Δ. The Archivists toil tirelessly to correct the course of the world, endlessly studying apocalypses of previous reincarnations in a futile attempt to map the path toward the 'happy end' the God once so desired.
The Einherjar
"You will fight tooth and nail, and you will claw onward, even if your fingers are bloodied, even if your flesh scrapes away to give way to wet bone, and even if none will remember your name, all in the name of the world after the next."
The Einherjar is an elite task force under the direct command of one of Avida's founding families. Selected amongst the Archivist's most capable operatives, their first and foremost mission is to neutralize any, and all threats to the World System, be they humans that step outside their own mortal authority, or the 'supernatural' that seek to uproot the foundations of the world.
Such are you:
The Shield,
The First and Final Vanguard,
The Army of One;
The Einherjar.
Nidhogg
"We are the black serpent that gnaws upon the foundations of the world tree. We are the swarm that will blacken the lands and uproot this false ‘providence’ given by God, and return to mortalkind their rightful inheritance."
Your enemy; A terrorist organization in direct opposition to Avida, they appeared during the latest reincarnation of the World. Lead by a man nicknamed 'The Black Serpent of Revolution', the organization's leaders are comprised of those outside of Avida who have, by unknown means, uncovered the 'truth' regarding the nature of the World and the World System.
Disgusted by this revelation, they founded Nidhogg to completely destroy the blasphemous system that tramples upon the dignity and fates of mankind, and free the world from the shackles imposed upon it by the will of a long-deceased 'God'. Despite the self-proclaimed 'righteous' cause of its leader, however, Nidhogg's actions give no indication of its 'noble' ideal, their acts of terror leaving smoldering ruins and spires of innocent corpses in their wake.
Before you decide to read further, please keep this in mind:
I wrote this piece of shit dogwater setting whilst incredibly drunk, and not even I know what the fuck is happening. Before deciding to join, know that this RP will be a rickety fucking ride that threatens to fall over and perish at any given moment, as I am a fickle motherfucker.
With that in mind, I'll just explain some nonsense that I didn't bother to in the Intro, and give a tldr of the setting in as simplified a form as physically (and mentally, it's like 12 am and my brain is fried).
The General Premise:
God is dead. Mankind's fate is in their own hands.
Is the original (very original, I know, please save applause for after) idea, but it somehow devolved into this. I'll explain as simply as I can:
The world undergoes a patterned cycle of rebirth and destruction. Whenever civilization develops to a certain level of advancement, be that technological or magical, an 'apocalypse' comes to sweep over the world and return it to a clean slate; and it restarts all over again. This cycle is watched over by a God named 'Avida', who has the godlike power to make 'changes' to the world's features and principles like it were a sandbox game, and it is his sincere wish to finally reach an 'ending' where the world is not destroyed and instead prospers to eternity.
This task however, proves impossible for the Avida, and he reaches the end of his natural lifespan before his wish can be achieved. Hence, before he dies, he splits the large sum of his power to three Magi who were entrusted with the God's 'mission', and his power is simplified into a 'system' that can be exercised using a terminal, 'Yggdrasil', wherein everything about the world can be edited, be they laws of physics, the world's physical structure, and so forth. Essentially, we're now in the Matrix, but the Matrix is reality. Reality has a fkn source code.
However, as even a God could not accomplish its goal, it would follow that mortalkind, an existence far more flawed than divinity, would find greater difficulty in reaching their endgoal due to the varied beliefs and ambitions of each generation of Avida's leaders. Instead, it appears as if their original problem, the inevitable destruction of the World, had worsened due to Avida's meddling with the it.
This brings us to the current reincarnation of the World; Earth as we, the players, know it (kind of). Set in the near future, Avida is under threat by a terrorist organisation named 'Nidhogg', that seek to 'free' all mortalkind, present and future, from the tyrannical 'World System', by any means necessary. This includes destrpying the current iteration of the world, as long as it ensures future reincarnations are no longer bound by the System.
You will play as members of the Einherjar, an elite mtf under Avida. While I say that your goal is to defeat the bbeg (Nidhogg), you are free to choose whatever path you want (I will ATTEMPT to accommodate for your decisions to the best of my ability). Ultimately, whether you choose to agree with Nidhogg's ideals and attempt to destroy the World System, or if you think you will do a better job than the Founding Families of the Archivists and stage a coup d'etat, I'll respect it.
Do keep in mind that this entire fucking thread is a sales pitch, and I have yet to fully flesh everything (or anything, for that matter), out. I also intend to make a needlessly complicated magic system, but that'll have to wait because I have yet to write a lot of nonsense. If a lot of this seems like jumbled nonsense, that's because it is. There are a lot of random ideas I threw inside this melding pot of intellectual and creative excrement, and it turned out just as bad as I thought it would.
Finally, if you ARE interested, I'll tolerate no more than like 6-8 players max. I'm fucking awful at dealing with large amounts of players due to my own lack of time and crippling addiction to video games.
If there are any further questions, leave them below and I'll answer them when I'm not grinding my ass off on Warframe or MHR.
Finally, some individuals I am tagging as I intend to drag them down into the grave with me:
ChazGhost ManofManyRoles
1) I am always right.
2) If I am ever wrong, refer to the rule above.
3) Nobody is the main character. Nobody is special. There is no plot armor. I am out to kill you.
4) There is no Lord Bishop. There was never Lord Bishop. There are no gods to save you. There is only me.
5) As I am a mad and mentally deranged God, there are no further rules. Rip and tear, until it is done.
I was going to just leave it at a shitpost but some people will probably take it seriously and make me want to rip every last strand of god-forsaken hair off my head, turn to Cthulhu-worship and sell my kidneys for primogems, but I need my kidneys, and would prefer not to move to Innsmouth as I heard that the atmosphere there sucks, and would rather avoid balding until I turn 40 or finally reach spiritual enlightenment and decide of my own accord to become a monk.
Hence, I will lay out basic rules I expect from everyone who had the brilliant fucking idea to even consider signing up for this circus show:
1) I expect basic cooperation, which, as human beings with more intelligence than your average garden mold, I am certain you are all capable of. While I don't REALLY mind tomfuckery and dogshittery in the long run, if I ask you to stop, I expect that you at least ATTEMPT to comply. I know it seems like I am drunk/high/both and clueless at all times, but if I sound weirdly polite when asking for something, I'm probably not shitposting.
2) When engaged in combat-rp with another player, I expect you to settle it like sensible fucking human beings, not a pack of chimpanzees fighting over the leftover banana barf. Decide via scissors-paper-rock for all I fucking care. If I see another combat rp just devolve into senseless asspulling all the way to the point your hand starts protruding out from your throat, I will fucking lie down and die, and you will be responsible for manslaughter, which, over my end, is a 25-year sentence. That's 9125 days, or 219,000 hours, or 13,140,000 minutes, or 788,400,000 seconds during which you will live in fear of dropping the soap. Do not bother to check the math. I have a math degree. I can math. Trust. And if you did check, then fucking jokes on you, because you wasted like a few minutes of your life just to prove that some idiot misinputted 25 instead of 24. If we want to be REALLY specific, I also forgot that leap years exist.
3) I am not here to pamper you and put you on a pedestal. I am here to write a dogwater story, and you are all my shitty little plot devices. I will put it out here right now that I have full authority to injure/maim your characters, and you best be prepared that I will fucking abuse that power.No I won't, but you get the point.Do NOT expect me to treat you as some special envoy sent by God, or some overpowered protag freshly delivered into an isekai by our hard-working Truck-kun. Just because I call you 'My Little Protags' doesn't mean you're the hero of the story. There are more fuckers who also need to share the spotlight. Keep that in mind.
4) If you Godmode, I will strike you down with all my League-salt-induced fury. This is the equivalent of a game summoning an endgame-level boss mob when it detects cheating. You have been warned.
Now that I think about it, this was also mostly a shitpost as well. Remind me to stop writing shit whilst drunk. I'll just leave a tldr if you were intimidated by the massive wall of text.
1) Please at least attempt to comply with my requests when asked. If I'm asking nicely, it probably means I'm serious.
2) Settle decide RP in a civilized manner. Nobody likes to lose, but we're here for a story, not a dick-measuring contest.
3) Nobody is the 'main character'. Hence, I ask that you do not act like you are the definitive hero. As a side note, do not do anything stupid if you'll regret it later, as there will be consequences. There is no plot armor.
4) Don't fucking godmode. Keep your nonsense at least plausible within the bounds of your ability descriptions. As long as your tomfuckery stays within reason, I also will not pull a 'rocks fall, you die'.