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One Thousand Club
The moment Wrath’s jaws snapped shut—
BOOM.
The goose exploded.
Not with gore. Not with blood.
But with an impossible, blinding burst of feathers.
White. Fluffy. Endless.
The feathers floated.
Suspended. Serene.
Just for a moment—like the aftermath of a pillow fight between eldritch beings. Soft. Harmless.
Then they shifted.
Midair.
Drifting toward Wrath.
Slow at first—then faster. Dozens. Hundreds. Each feather twisting, turning, drawn like iron to a magnet.
FWUMP. One slapped onto his flank.
WHIP. Another latched to his shoulder.
Then all at once—
FWOOSH.
The feathers swarmed him—clinging to his ghostly, wolfish form like fabric with a vendetta. They wrapped around his limbs, pressed to his ribs, tangled in his shadowy tail. His skeletal skull was the last to go—crowned with a poofy white plume that landed like a final insult.