Fandom an elevator ride. ooc chat/plotting.

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SKSKSI OOP
everyone who knows damn well that guy ain't the president:

 

[Funnier President]

True- Funny has no idea what he got himself into-

 

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sksksksksj poor, poor president XD

 

[Funnier President]

D4C: *Travels through dimensions*

Frey: Haha sword go Slassssshhhhhhhh

 

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SKDJSKDJDHM

 

[Funnier President]

But seriously, Valentine would likely lose in a fight if he couldn't hide in another dimension-

 

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rippp XD

 

[Funnier President]

Yup-

 

[Funnier President]

Nice post Bloody_Death !

 

[Bloody_Death]

Thank you fjshsjdbs your post with the president was good too!

 

[Funnier President]

Ill likely just be doing Short blurbs for Mr President, since he is just a NPC-

 

[Bloody_Death]

Ooo that makes sense. Mister President has to make the most of what he has left

 

[Funnier President]

Death by SPIN, and death by angsty Fives.

 

[Funnier President]

Lero, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

 

[Funnier President]

Incorrect quotes time

 

[Funnier President]

Elliot: Fives... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Fives: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Elliot:
Elliot: I wrote sanitize, Fives.

 

[Funnier President]

Incorrect Quotes Generator

 

[PetrifiedChild]

Elliot, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Alec: How?
Elliot: How what?
Alec: How could they be worse?
Elliot: They couldn’t, I lied.
Alec:

 

[PetrifiedChild]

Elliot: Do you take constructive criticism?
Alec: I only take cash or credit.

 

[PetrifiedChild]

Elliot: Here's some advice
Alec: I didn't ask for any
Elliot: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

(gonna be accurate because Alec is probably gonna bond most with hte first person he saw-)

 

[Funnier President]

Lero: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Fives: Okay, but what is updog?
Funny: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Ragnorok: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Elliot: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Alec: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Lero: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Ragnorok: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Funny: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Fives: What’s a henway??
Lero: Oh, about five pounds.

 

[Funnier President]

Lero: Croissants: dropped
Fives: Road: works ahead
Valentine: BBQ sauce: on my abs
Ragnorok: Shavacado: fre
Elliot: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Alec:
Alec, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

 

[Funnier President]

Lero: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Fives: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Valentine: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Ragnorok: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Elliot: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Alec:
Alec: I have emotional scars.

 

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KSKSKSKSKZKKZ these are brilliant

 

[Funnier President]

Thanks!